Dota 2 general /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22175/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
dota2lounge.com/

games starts in 4 am hahahaha

>10 memes early

umm no they start at 9pm dumbass

hi I'm from /r/dota2 let's discuss something?

ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA
ME OOGA
>TEAM BOOGA

i good but they bad everitime
wHat D0 dee too gee ??? ;//

Invoker arcana when?

dota two

what's it like being better than us?

>tfw got a quarry to settle

how are the chances of OG doing it?

uhh cmon bro wtf bro chillax...

EVERYONE REPORT THIS THREAD

PREVIOUS THREAD IS STILL NOT PASS BUMP LIMIT

THIS WAS MADE 10 POSTS EARLIER

REPORT THIS THREAD

MODS???????????

SHIT OP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT BY BASED EARLY THREAD POSTER

GET FUCKED RETARD

Fuck off. You don't actually want the thread to hit bump limit. You just want to get time to make your shitty threads with the vandalized OP

Do you feel in charge?

me

MODS DELETE THIS THREAD

OLD THREAD IS STILL ACTIVE

EVERYONE REPORT

DO NOT INCENTIVE EARLY THREADS

REPORT

Guys, I just post the 'x memes early' thing as a joke
Thread wars are bad, ok?

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

>implying he wont win both manilla and ti6

I was that lol guy in the previous thread who asked for a farmfest hero. Thanks for all the responses guys and I'll go shadow fiend because of his souls thing

or everyone posts "nigger" in the other thread till it bumps lmao retard

Autism

based mods

wew lads it sure is getting autistic in here

>7 hours until esports starts
>/d2g/ still is an autismfest circlejerk
When does it get better

Fuck off back to that thread then.

In 7 hours

hi :)

nik once again btfo, the autist is angry because he couldn't create his shitty OP

Like, totally dudebro.

Why aren't you playing CARRY abadon, man?

Haha, nice one dudester.

Who here like, totally plays DOTA 2, dudestien?

hi :)

Doing my predictions, who will be Most Banned/Picked /d2g/?
What will be the final prize pool?

That guy just got banned because he was buttblasted that someone else made new thread.

>It's late morning on the west coast
>Thread turns to shit
Coincidence?
I think not.

Most banned Beastmaster
Most picked Lion/Phoenix, Lion is a safer bet because he never gets banned but Phoenix is more valuable

bm/phoenix/doom for most banned

thought?

Hey, you're finally learning not to sperg out! Good on you!

wrong as fuck nigger

pretty sure he is a janitor or something because he avatarfags all day and never gets banned and if you report him you get warned

>Can't deny yourself with soul ring

Lmao what is even the fucking POINT

Why is her mouth melting

just post it here please

>Shitcret vs Shitvi start
It's a disappointment-off! Who can reduce your faith in humanity more? Can a ragtag team of 5 burdens synergize enough to beat a seasoned veteran failing to coordinate 4 burdens? FIND OUT TONIGHT.

you know, pieliedie really deserves better than this

steamcommunity.com/id/mraxzion

I think Nasus could be ported into Dota pretty well, actually. Just tweak him a little bit.

Make siphoning strike a passive or something, and it just gives him 1 bonus damage every time he kills something. Kill 200 creeps get 200 damage, there'd have to be some kind of scaling to it though, unless it was like an ult.

Yeah what if it was his ult. 1/2/3 bonus damage per kill? And then make his Q something else entirely, wither and his nuke both would work fine in Dota as is. 150/200/250/300 magic damage and reduces armor by 3/4/5/6 of anyone inside.

Anybody here like Dota 2?

how long they gonna wait for immortals 2 jesuschrist

>he goes radiance manta octarine meme build
>over 1000last hits

Bane?

I want Quinn to be ported

excellent thread dotards lmao

When I bounce on the dick HE moans

list of pro players with anime avatars:

>Kuroky (Dragon Ball Z)
>Mu (Akame ga Kill)
>kaka (Tamako Market)
>kpii (Guilty Crown)
>EternalEnvy (Oreimo)
>MoonMeander (Kuroko no Basket)
>Arteezy (Kuroko no Basket)
>Miracle- (Haikyuu)
>Reisen (Hyouka)
>Saksa (Naruto)
>IllidanSTR (Gurren Lagann)
>FNG (Hatsune Miku, this counts I think)
>God (Hunter X Hunter)
>Alohadance (Hunter X Hunter)
>Nofear (Fate Stay Night)
>Maybe (One Piece)
>old chicken (One Punch Man)
>ddc (Idolm@ster)
>NoNo (Kyoukai no Kanata)

The event is scheduled to start at that time but there will probably be the usual 1 hour of time wasting before the actual games start.

At least another week if it's like last year, but Valve have a history of disappointment so maybe end of the month?

Nobody gives a shit you autist

Dota Zwei?

Life's sometimes pretty hard, dudester.

So I guess in all the best CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have some dudes...

This is jewfest of a compendium with enough points for think. I just like, really play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand shitters will literally in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with enough points for this?

But I would actually give a shit about what these retards say or say, LOL.

I like, really never be as this jewfest of them

Buy more!

Nice try, dudebro.

Buy more!

>tfw that manner after quoting the post number.

Normie Ball Z doesn't even count at this point.

i thought this too

i'll be pissed if all the immortals for nohat heroes are pointlessly expensive rares though

I'm pretty sure some guys on AF have them

>the only good one has a DBZ one

wew lad

Who's the hero on the left suppose to be for immortal II?
I recognize Bane and Lich, but the only unarmed hero who could conceivably have that head profile is fucking Tiny. The problem is, it doesn't have a fucking nub for its right hand. So what the fuck?

i see qop sf bh at imm3

>none of the based ones have avatars from childrens shows

You got that right.

its ogre

Thanks senpai.
Now I know which teams to root for as a weeb.

Oh god. I think you're right.
Support cuck chest. Gross.

axe

WHERE IS THE QOP INCUBUS ARCANA FUCKING VALVE SHITS!!!

who cares honestly, youre going to get one of the boring ones on your first try and you have to be around level 100 to get more level 2's regularly
fuck off valve what the hell is this shit

...

Nah Zuus is more popular than some dumb slut :^)

mappo, ez

The Rolling Stones

tinker

mirana

tiny

Riki

Meepo

Shadow Fiend

YOU ARE ____________

Anti-Mage

Zet, the Arc Warden

1-4 play dota
5-9 play overmeme
0 get back to kotor

1 play Dota
2-9 go to bed
0 kill self

Midly annoyed

>Playing Blizz games

OGRE MAGI

Looks like you lucked out there buddy

I hope you win

fuckin hell I wanted kotor

bang on the money

-medium sized 3 fingered hand
-large bracer
-bulky shoulder pads with central protrusion
-cape

forever

1-4 play runescape
5-9 watch streams
0 open dota and close it after 5 minutes

hahahah

buying gf

0-1: Dota 2
2-3: Keep Shitposting
4-5: Edge to hentai
6-7: Edge to Traps
8-9: Sleep till Manila

I wanted 0 ._.