/utg/ - Undertale General

Bone Pussy

nth for holy shit my eyes are burning just kill me and put me out of this living hell that is allergies, also I love this goat despite said burning pain

biggest, best

Chara is that you?

>tfw no allergies
>no diabetes
>no mental illnesses that require medication
>no addictions of any sort
>not dependent on any kind of substance in order to function on a day-to-day basis

>tfw you'll never be part of Gaster's harem.

Go sneeze on flowers like a good bee

>no mental illnesses that require medication
Bullshit you're posting on /utg/

xth for flowey

Did I sleep through alive hours again?

What I want is at least as weird but far, far less evil.
Being murdered by Toriel either out of hate or for food would be a fate to die for.
Or being comfortably vored by your best friend. Sensibly I'd pick this one out of the two but really I want both to happen.

Feels good mang.

>not dependent on any kind of substance in order to function on a day-to-day basis
Bullshit.

I can't believe Sans is fucking dead

nth for hugging this user until he forgets about his pain

not him but can I have one of those too

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Reds in beace :DD

>Gaster's harem.
>no Asgore despite it being canon
dropped

Do you also say that when a camera dies?

Absolutely, user

I didn't post a single image last thread

>tfw no harem of Frisks.

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I need some help making a decision. My family is coming over tonight and they asked me to pick a movie to watch. I can't decide between 2001 A Space Odyssey and Akira (I'm poor so I don't own a whole lot of films, these are the only interesting ones). I don't know which one I should watch with them. I kinda wanna pick Akira just to see how they'd react to the violent fucked up scenes.

>watching anime with family members
Alphys no

thanks

Goodnight, boys! Whatever you do, don't die.

>family
Depends, are we talking parents/siblings only or are there kids present?

I'd say Odyssey even though it gets boring when it goes all trippy for 30 minutes.

>No one will ever want a harem of you

ossium opening

Nope
Don't need any medication of any kind, for any reason
Feels good being the master race
Well, besides the obvious
If I got lost in a forest I'd be able to last more than a day without being covered in hives or dying of an asthma attack or passing out from low blood sugar or not having the will to get up the next morning or yelling at the voices in my head or otherwise losing my mind because I can't partake in my drug of choice
There's actually a chance that I could survive for an extended period in the wilderness without breaking down or dying one way or another due to not having access to artificial substances

My parents, brother and grandma. No kids.

thanks user ill try i love you

You need oxygen.

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Chill user I just have itchy eyes, its not like i'm legit dying over here

>grandma
Definitely not Akira then.

Best - Acceptable
Pretty good - Garbage

pastebin.com/qGjzneLz

oh!! thank you for reminding me to read this

Chara is a cute boy and Frisk a convincing trap.
That is canon.

hurts a bit.

Any of my fellow botfags up?

Chara looks so weird with a dress

Well, if I found myself lost in a forest, I'd be able to go more than a day without getting itchy eyes
So there
:^)

But user
You are everything I ever need, why would I want more of you?

No tits to fill it.

user you're too sweet

Yes, though it's bretty late.

reminder

Toriel > Sans > Undyne > Muffet > Napstablook > Papyrus > garbage > Alphys > Flowey > Mettaton> Asriel > shit > Asgore > Chara

is canon

I want the child molesting goats to leave

Heya cutie

Chara's a better Sans than Sans is and Papyrus is a better Toriel than Toriel is.

and which ones are those?

Puffy pubis

>Mettaton
>that low
U lookin 4 a fite m8?

Toriel

>Papyrus that low
>Blaming a disturbed child for their actions
>Side characters so high
Wowie! What a shit taste!

He's a momfag
momfags always start shit.

Was it too much?

>tfw you will never be in a harem

not at all, user.

The spider a cute! Cute! CUTE!!!

>Muffet
>that high
I am pleased.
>side characters are not allowed to be on someones top 5
Alright.

>AUs meaning shit
I guess the only way you can make those characters likable is if you change everything about them
Mettaton is a selfish asshole that would have killed you for no other reason then wanting to be famous. The only thing that saves them from being total shit is that unlike Asriel, Chara or Asgore they never actually killed anyone so they at least deserve a sort of happy ending.
Papyrus is boring and autistic and Asriel is worthless and would have been better off dead
Your retarded headcanons aren't actually canon you know
stay mad that your characters are terrible and nobody likes them

Go to bed.

Well, hi there.

Who /starvedforloveandattention/ here

sacrum snatch

Oh god, me

Who pissed in your pie?

Spider is for love!

>he really IS trying to start shit
Suddenly your opinion on Muffet is invalid to me. Good day.

Sup.

All these people posting terrible characters that should be hated like Toby intended

It's the shit stirring momfag.
Just ignore it.

I wonder how characterfags who hate characters their fav loves exist.
I wonder how there are characterfags that are so much unlike their character and all that they represent.
But you're a falseflagger, aren't you?

Who /bonepucci/ here

Coccyx cunt

But you keep rejecting my love for you

Please save me

Welp, that was a pretty bad day at work. Guess I'll try and drag myself to the gym. Whats everyone up to tonight?

>characterfags who hate characters their fav loves exist.
Who Asriel? Because the Asriel that Toriel knew died and Flowey isn't really the same character no matter how much Flowerfags try to push that meme

Don't be so sure about that, user...

Vertebral vagina

IN THIS WORLD, IT'S DELETE OR BE DELETED.

Then where do I sign up to be in one

Wrong furry game

TOO FAR

I'M CALLING A HIT SQUAD

Good question. Maybe there are swinger clubs where you can go to.

Okay guys
I'm awake
Who's gonna give me a hug

Because it's a lie.

How can I wake you up user?