/dsg/ - Demon's/Dark Souls General

:3c

WE WILL USE THAT WHEN THIS IS FILLED LIKE YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT

I wish this was a bannable offense

Whine about Dark Souls 2 all you want, but at least the basilisk were fun to die to. DaS3 brought back the silly spikes.

>playing DaS1 for the first time
>not a single summon sign anywhere
H E L P

Look for Solaire.

>summoning on your first playthrough

If you're in the 62-98 SL range hit me up

Havel the Rock motherfucker

well technically it could be seen as both advertising and shitposting

sadly lucy is friends with a janny

>not running around hollowed the entire game.

So... have we decided if the MLGS is a scrub weapon or not? I've been using it and doing well which makes me worry it's actually OP.

I already talked to Solaire and got the soapstone from him. What else do I need to do?

I approve of you using it.

fablesofaesop.com/the-fox-who-lost-his-tail.html
this is you

everybody in anor londo

Keep playing. You'll see his sign eventually. Make sure you're not an ugly fuck hollow though,

Requesting rubjellyonme screencaps please

pastebin.com/jqKQj426

T-thanks?

>Lucifer is this salty

While PS4 servers were down I plugged in my PS3 and gave DS2 a shot.
What a mistake. The game feels both too fast and too slow at the same time.

wrong pasta, op is correct

>Doing Irithyll arena PvP
>Get summoned
>Approach host
>He's wearing full undead legion, sans the helmet
>Pyromancy glove in one hand, Dark hand in the other
>Slow walks towards me
>I'm fucking dying
>Slow walk with him for a minute
>Sit down, he does the point down gesture
>I can't breathe
>BSC out of there so I don't die of laughter
Anybody hosting any PS4 fight clubs?

don't post any gwyndolin pictures in this thread

oops

Even the flesh demon?

It was total garbage before the patch so I approve of it actually being good now.

I approve of anything that isn't a fucking straight sword being good at this point desu senpai

>all invasions are 3v1s with no mobs to hide behind just fuck you
>walking around embered and I get no invasions
>The only way for me to get invaded is to use a dried finger which results in 2v1s

This is the most tedious soul farming I've done so far for a themed character, would going to grand archives be better than farming SoC? I just wanna finish Chad ThunderCock and make the new guy.

*tips*

Hello. Would you like to draw?

Please save your filename as "collage" so I can find it easily. Full versions will be uploaded at collageanon.imgur.com

>flesh demon
?

The knights outside of gay princes are faster for soul farming.

>guy tries to have a kekkle with a guy on the internet
>just abandon before the keks reach apex levels

you are a horrible person

...

please let it be something comical, i suck otherwise

I'll attempt

Hey those two guys in the last thread who said I should try dodging the Nameless King's attack in my no shield run were right, just beat him.

Thanks for the tip!

>he uses a trip
>he thinks defense works in PvP even though there have been numerous tests from various places that say otherwise
Idiocy and trips go hand in hand...

sure

oh shit nigger haven't seen you in a while
been busy with exams or some shit?

Batwings, I assume.

F E M I N I N E

Its too clunky, the movement feels stiff conpared to the other games as if your character runs on predetermined tracks

>equip a greatshield and the mighty estoc
>summon someone
>shit on them taking no damage
>they whiffed all of their 3 parry attempts
>clap gesture them

I feel dirty.

What the fuck do you think, +70k per minute vs whatever you are doing now, 25k / 5 minutes.

>>The only way for me to get invaded is to use a dried finger which results in 2v1s
Use rune lmao. Blue boys will come non stop
>use finger
>madman invade
>ok
>blue invade
>another two blue invade

sup?

P E N I S

>I can almost kill greatshield users with a scythe
Feels good.

That's a lovely greatshield you have there.
It would be a pity should anything happen to it.

they're called 'chaos demons' in the demon spear's description, so yeah, they're just another race of demons

>Just noticed Kirk slow walks and doesn't chug Estus
Holy fuck, that's pretty kek worthy.

I've been busy with some stuff and the collage had gotten full enough that I had to resize it and rearrange everything to fit new contributions, but I just kept putting it off.

Cool story, amigo
>youtube.com/watch?v=zhItsAKKGFU

>No porn of Gwyndolin being raped by a girl
>Nothing but benis
Send help

I couldn't tell if Kirk was a cosplayer or not. Overestimated him pretty bad.

What are fun weapons for a dex build? I kind of want to main daggers, but they are so shit

well I still posted it now and again in your absence but people were starting to complain new images didn't get added ;-;7

once you start something like this, you can't get out anymore user

That guy with the scythe is complete shit. I assure you that I would have gotten enisle to half health.

Also I meant someone with only a greatshield as a weapon, not greatshield + estoc.

So what's the worst meme meta?
Infinite second chance/grass and spice?
Backstab fishing hornet ring havelmoms?
Stunlocking banana binoboost 50 buff havelmonsters?

OH DEAR

OH WHY ME

I ARRIVE

AT THE END OF A FC

OH COULD A HOST AGREE

WE NEED MORE

ANOTHER HOST, PLEASE COME TO ME

BRING MY DARLING FC

>I kind of want to main daggers, but they are so shit
Bandit's Knife is almost OP and Sellsword Twindaggers kick ass.

oh god I even fucked up in my second greatshield+bestoc duel and it was still too easy

I beleve it was Heysel after respec

Gentlemen, how do we fix DaS3?

You mean brigand daggers, but how is bandit's knife OP?

Fromsoft should bring back that thing from Dark Souls 2 where phantoms can't use their estus flask when there's an invader.

Or maybe something else but fuck man they gotta do something, 9 out of 10 invasions the host has atleast 2 phantoms.

There's a theory, thanks to the description of the Sanctuary Guardian's soul, that many of the Chaos Demons are chimeras. One of the possibilities are that different races caught in the Chaos Flame ended up as different kinds of demons.

Gwyn's people became Batwings.
Giants became Tauri.
Humans became Capras.
Izalith people became Cragspiders.

Poise

>9 out of 10 invasions the host has atleast 2 phantoms.
that's because they made it that way

Try to recall your name

What do you mean? It's working as intended.

Literally all they have to do is make sipping slow and the heal not instant.

Corvian dagger, Harpe and Painting Guardian's here. Just get better with them.

I see...
Calm down man, and it's about 35k-60k, and I get 39k with the winged knights in cathedral.

I've found liberally applying moonlight waves has fixed most of my problems, dunno about you guys. I propose the motion of more moonlight!
Seriously, that's why I was asking earlier. I've killed downscaled 300's and wiped ganks with this fucking thing, it's crazy. Is Hollowslayer better?

Can't change sex in a respec, m8.
Also, you can meet Kirk before you meet Heysel in the swamp or before summoning her for Watchers.

DaS1 sipping please

DaS2 was too slow

So heavy/raw/sharp/etc. infusions aren't allowed for the event, right?

Black K***gt Slayer

>but how is bandit's knife OP?
Because it's basically a faster Barbed Sword. You can stunlock the entire game and bleed shit out every 3-5 hits.

Enable poise.
Chugging is 30% slower, you can't walk or turn during the animation
Phantoms can't heal

A***S***S

It was fine once you had enough ADP for not terrible rolls, which everyone did.

I sure hope you like shitty drawings, user.

Is the great wooden hammer supposed to be some kind of joke?

It has less AR than every single hammer... And it's a great hammer. It is also worse than all other great hammers. The only hammer or great hammer it beats is the heysel pick.... What is this weapon for?

At least you know your own name.
Here's your reward for sharing.

>lower greatshield as they telegraph their shitty ass roars
ah....... so this....... is the power........ of dragonshitters........

Stop posting.

Thinking of remaking myself as a warrior because I rarely use my attunement slot.