/dsg/

I've never played Bloodborne

Are the humanoid bosses significantly taller than the player character like in Souls, because I always thought that was dumb and stupid, how am I supposed to take a bossfight seriously when the other guy is just a really tall dude with a big sword

Like cool, this is all dramatic and intimidating and all but I'm looking right into your fucking bellybutton dude

It's even worse in DaS3 where apparently either every single hollow in the world is a giant or the player character and their posse are midgets

who?

No, she was literally the only good demon that ever existed. Used her powers for good.

But you needed her soul, slayer of demons.

>not wiping the floor with him using an unarmed build
come on user

second for offhand estoc is chemotherapy

try and catch me dark sword users haha you can't LUL *poke poke*

Only Gascoigne.
Micolash and Maria are regular sized.

>the only good demon
do quelaag and the fair lady not count??

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So I need a twinkling/titanite scale weapon that benefits from luck.

What are my options besides anri's?

Humans are intentionally made larger by the developer in an effort to make them look more imposing.

It's implied that those descending from powerful souls/having powerful souls will either grow to be giant, or be born giant.

>quelaag
wasn't in the DeS universe
>fair lady
literally who?

muddy swamp pussy!

Quelaag and the Fair Lady were gods (like Gwyn and their mom) who accidentally with Chaos.

Not demons.

Demons in the Dark universe are different anyway, they all come out of the Chaos Flame.

DaS2 shitter spotted

Hi

Heysel is CUTE!
it's kind of incredible how the most nonexistant, one-note NPCs in the Souls series always seem to get porn[/spoilet]

I'd trudge knee-high through her swampass

>giant splat of white stuff thats probably bird shit on the xanthous cape not present

That looks like SL 80

Is that SL 80?

>Humans are intentionally made larger by the developer in an effort to make them look more imposing
>Humans are intentionally made larger
>Humans are intentionally
>Humans
>Human
>HUMAN
>DO NOT PRODUCE LIGHT

Heysel doesn't have the most porn.
Not by a longshot.

i'd give her the yellowfinger if you know what i mean

Man-grub staff.

Fucking where is this "big person lots of souls" shit implied

About to enter the undead burg if anyone wants to co op with me.

That's not really a surprise. Heysel, Kriemhild, that fucking crow, they have no real traits other than a few brief appearances and mentions (and in the crow's case, some lines). So people can feel free to create their own elaborate fantasies unimpeded by actual fantasies.

Also Kriemhild is cute.

CUTE.

when are my servers coming back, i need to get this pyromancy achievement to get my dark soul achievement once and for all

It's not that incredible, I mean if you want to make porn out of Souls characters you don't have a lot of options for attractive female characters, so you usually have to get creative, like the guy who popularized Pump A Rum

The god her church worships is an all-devouring demon, so her religion is a lie, and she's journeyed to the biggest shithole in the world for it. She's fully aware of the fact that all the suffering in the Valley of Defilement is for nothing, and the only reason not to use a Demon's power to help them is an imaginary set of rules. She's doing everything she can to help them, and the only thing that it is she can do is using her Demon's Soul.

But, by the same token, you have to kill her because that's the only thing you can do to save the world. Unless you kill the Maiden in Black at the end. Then you should feel bad about everything.

>shitting on the Forbiddon Woods

Confirmed pleb. literally god tier level design

That's not a weapon, it's a casting implement.

I don't need something that scales with luck, just benefits from it. Like the Chaos Blade.

>ask friends to play later tonight
>first says "we'll see"
>second says "sure around 8:30"
>first is playing ESO
>it's 9:45

How gud is Morne's Hammer? I might make a build around it.

no response?

so are we confirmed anti-cancer then? cool. :)

I don't think I've ever seen porn of that red phantom assassin qt who invades you at the end of Demon's Souls 3-1.

She was my first Souls fap.

Gwyn and his family are fairly big, nito is big, lorian, gwynevere, lothric (in terms of actual length), pontiff sulyvahn, high lord wolnir, Gundyr

Again, there's really no evidence and the actual reason is that the developers want to make the fights more grand and imposing towards the player.

If Lorian actually stood up he would be like 20 feet tall.

>gimmie a hell yeah
>one beer, two beers, three beers

Oh, the 90's.

Shrine Handmaiden r34 when?

Ornstein.

I was around 80 at the time, though I've leveled up since then to get 40/40 quality stats.

That build works just fine at 80: mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/35415

Any bleed weapon I guess.

mugenmonkey.com/darksouls3/35412

Probably something like that.

You're never free from the havelstoc meta.

Neat

Next question: should I wait for the PS4k or just buy a Ps4 and Bloodborne now, I think the EB games near me sells them for like 430 dollars (but not real dollars, maple dollars)

How the fuck do you use CE?

Casting implements are a sorcerer's weapon.

Are you PC?

Do you want a password buddy? I'm bored.

WA is great, range is decent, wide swings when 2 handed, damage is pure physical which is nice, stat reqs are the main downside and people will be able to spam roll through most of your attacks unless you get clever
Also the rolling 1hr1 and the rolling 2hr1 are the same and can both be parried so be careful

Gross. Never you fucking degenerate. Fap to qt3.14s like the rest of us.

PS4 DS3 servers down?

First you have to delete System32

Done, easy with a .bat file. What comes after?

>qt3.14s

Bloodborne does not need to be in the DSG General.

There is no connection between BB and DS besides being made by Fromsoftware.

If anyone is to say it should be in the general, then explain why we do not put any of the following in the general:

>Armored Core
>Armored Core: Project Phantasma
>Shadow Tower
>Echo Night
>Armored Core: Master of Arena
>Spriggan: Lunar Verse
>Frame Gride Dreamcast
>Echo Night 2: The Lord of Nightmares
>Eternal Ring
>Evergrace
>Armored Core 2
>The Adventures of Cookie & Cream
>Armored Core 2: Another Age
>Forever Kingdom
>Armored Core 3
>Lost Kingdoms
>Otogi
>Armored Core: Silent Line
>Murakumo: Renegade Mech Pursuit
>Thousand Land
>Lost Kingdoms II
>Shadow Tower Abyss
>Otogi: Hyakki Toubatsu Emaki
>Nebula: Echo Night
>Armored Core: Nexus
>Kuon
>Armored Core: Nine Breaker
>Armored Core: Formula Front
>Metal Wolf Chaos
>Yoshitsune Eiyūden: The Story of Hero Yoshitsune
>Another Century's Episode
>Yoshitsune Eiyuuden Shura: The Story of Hero Yoshitsune Shura
>Armored Core: Last Raven
>Enchanted Arms
>Another Century's Episode 2
>Chromehounds
>Armored Core 4
>Nanpure VOW
>Iraroji VOW
>Another Century's Episode 3: The Final
>Armored Core: For Answer
>Shadow Assault: Tenchu
>Inugamike no Ichizoku
>Ninja Blade
>Yatsu Hakamura
>Another Century's Episode: R
>Monster Hunter Diary: Poka Poka Airou Village
>Another Century's Episode Portable
>Armored Core V
>Mobile Suit Gundam Unicorn
>Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor
>Armored Core: Verdict Day
>Monster Hunter Diary: Poka Poka Airou Village DX

I don't remember. Something about magnets. Maybe a microwave.

>boot DaS 1 for the first time in a long time
>load up old character
>alt F4 and fap

restart

Getting my shitposting done early this thread

It's not actually implied, it's just a connection people made as a lore explanation for stuff that mainly exists for gameplay reasons (Bosses are big to look scary, therefore making them more fun to fight and kill, and they give you a lot of souls because that's how the game rewards you for doing well)
I assume Vaati said it at one point and it just caught on from there

i want that edge back in my life

Actually, Armored 1/PP/MoA, 2/AA, 3/SL/N/LR, and 4/A roughly correspond to DeS, DaS, DaS2, and DaS3

Armored Core V/D was shit so we don't talk about it

Working as intended.

stop ruining my fantasies faggot

Mugen monkey includes it but none of those in the character planner

/argument

Yeah I'm on PC but I'm just being silly and making fun of that part of the area, it looks like Undead Burg.

Also the servers are down at the moment.

I fully support any and all of those games being in the OP.

Also, kill yourself you worthless mustard faggot.

I'm not shitting on the level design.

I'm shitting on the shitty hordes of enemey-tier encounters, the repetitive and dull snakes that the developers never really even attempt to organise in a progression base way.

The fact that a pig is the domineering final challenge before the boss is pretty laughable.

Even with the interesting use of shortcuts, the level itself is visually dull and mucky, the best part was the small pool at the bottom near the kin, with the interesting visual appearance.

The rest of it was just uninteresting to go through.

The snake head exploders were also really not very fun.

The shortcut back to the central yharnam part is nice, but it's not like it hasn't been done better before, and it's really praised more because Bloodborne has like 2 major noteworthy interconnections, that, and Yahar'gul - old yharnam, everything is far too centred around cathedral ward.

By comparison, you could get to new londo through a large amount of different routes, sending you back to the firelink shrine.

lord have mercy upon my dick

will a souls game ever be that good again?

>No sexy Milf Shrine Handmaiden porn
>Criminally low amount of good Souls porn in the first place
Life is cruel

I don't play those games so they are irrelevant to this general.

Bloodborne plays just like a Souls game except faster paced

>Vendrick's soul is literally in a chair five kilometers away
>somehow he's the second biggest tall humanoid with a sword in the franchise

man lost kingdoms was great. I really need to find a copy somewhere. Thank you for reminding me

Pontiff Scythe

I'm about to create a new character too, Maybe We'll meet up.

>You will never play Chromehounds online again

To understand my greatest enemy...

I had to become one of them.

This build just wrecked SoC first try without any sort of effort and it was almost sad.

Oh shit lost kingdoms was a fromsoft game?

That game was the shit forever ago. Can we discuss how fun it was?

>replaying dark souls 2
>mfw i reached earthen peak

You became a human poop?

Isn't becoming earth basically heresy for miners? That's like wielding a shield as an Abyss Watcher.

Told you niggers Pickaxe was sleeper OP

>Servers still down

>Finally decide to try a 60INT build after the 60FTH one
>The absurd difference between magic and offensive miracles
>Soul arrow barely costs FP, tracks and deals more damage than my melee attacks are doing
>By comparison, you get Lightning Spear in Farron Keep, it costs infinite FP and deals atrocious damage, to the point that it's better to hit things with raw ASS
>Wrath of the Gods literally useless because it takes forever to charge and you get staggered by a breeze unless you're using Sunlight Talisman
>Lightning Stake and Lightning Storm are just bad Sunlight Spears
>Divine Pillars of Light is just a bad Firestorm

What the fuck, this is insane. With all the bitching about INT being shit, I thought it's just be in the same state as miracles in that they don't deal damage for shit, but so far, they're nowhere near that bad. Miracles is just a melee build for the entire game until you get Sunlight Spear, and then that will only hit things in melee range, otherwise it hits like ass.
Why does From hate clerics?

... is that nito's coffin?

>I'm shitting on the shitty hordes of enemey-tier encounters, the repetitive and dull snakes that the developers never really even attempt to organise in a progression base way.

They're perfectly fine, suit the area well and keep you on your toes due to how in synch with the background they are (y'know. Like snakes usually are?) and are perfectly easy to run past.

It's such a minute nitpick compared to the monstrocity that is Lost Izalith and the Dukes Archives that you just sound desperate by bringing it up.

Maybe eleanora and the morion blade?

Those sound fun.

>large amount

Let's not overdo it user, if you just started the game there's only two ways into new londo. Three only after you kill an NPC/O&S. Even though I agree with the rest of the post.

It's still the shit now, my dude

From used to make some pretty good shit, even if they did sometimes make things like fucking Nine Breaker

To defeat your enemy, you need to become one with your enemy.

Yeah, I hit that fucker for over 500 with my normal attacks, blocked every single one of his attacks with my shield without flinching once and hammered him dead in about 2 or 3 minutes.

>replaying bloodborne
>mfw I reach character creation

Am I Veeky Forums?