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>DON'T PICK CARRY ABADDON = LOSE, Edition

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>BETTING
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BAFFLING

ENVY WILL FINALLY BE KICKED FROM A TEAM

>tfw speed gaming will never exist again.
>tfw mlg columbus

In this game : the results of anime addiction

Anime

Not even once.

when is secret going to disband. they are complete garbage

HOW DO YOU WANT YOUR CLINKZ PHAM

BAFFLED AGAIN AND AGAIN

>EE completely useless and feeding non-stop
>RTZ feeding and fucking up his boat combo

Cut from the team fucking WHEN?

I BET A FUCKING SMALL FORTUNE ON SECRET

FUCK THESE GODDAMN COCKSUCKERS

FUCK YOU NAVI

But Miracle- is an anime addict too.

We're LESBIANS, doturds!

As shut in video game addicts, neither RTZ nor EE have ever lived with anyone who wasn't their parents.

Think about this.

They have never, EVER experienced the incredibly common mistake of thinking:

>hey, he's my friend, he'd make a great roommate.

They probably haven't even had a friend who had that thought.

Full.
Fucking.
Stop.

This is the equivalent of that.

This is a colossal abortion waiting to happen.

this is that mspaint comic about kyle, but with the only relevant pro team

DID SECRET L I T E R A L L Y DUMP A FUCKING TI STRAT FOR THIS GAME. AND THEY'RE STILL LOSING. Did they think no one would noticie it's a TI strat if they have EE "draft" it? They're still losing, because Na'vi didn't even pick a tanky brawl draft for Secret to win teamfights against. Boy, I know Secret has fallen, but it's just embarrassing to drop strats on this shit. Also why the FUCK is there a big tourney this close to TI, no one wants to lose millions, but it's all just peanuts to TI. Valve is too fuckign greedy.

did I miss something?

when did EE and Arteezy both switch to support roles??

guys envy is good, not just a meme

really!

miracle isn't a dumb chink

>SWNW

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>stuck with this roster till after TI

Secret are FINISHED

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>Losing to Na'Vi of all teams

WHY WOULD YOU GO OUTSIDE THE BASE

>secret
This is literally sad.
They're actually garbage.

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH JACKY MAO

DOE TURD

>he bet on Secret after those player swaps

top kek, you have no one to blame but yourself

secret is so fucking bad

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NO DAMAGE

TUBBY
U
B
B
Y

>RTZ crashing and burning at the same time Lebron James loses his 10th finals series

delicious

DONDO
BASED DENDI

LOVE THIS MEMER SO MUCH

>Wake up
>See Secret with Kunkka draft, must be Puppey
>When camera shifts, it shows it's an RTZ Kunkka, who got camped in the lane
>Instantly refreshed, go make food
>When I return, Universe it outfarming every shitter in Secret despite being offlane
>EE and RTZ dying left and right

This is the best morning I've had all year

>that rtz bb

they're manchildren

>tfw starting to enjoy competitive dota more then normie sports

>poopey

R A M P A G E
A
M
P
A
G
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>I rate Envy

>Eternal Envy

QUICKLY POST YFW
>ARTEEZY

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>the rtz ragequit

kek

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

is na'vi back or is secret actually this shit?

>dendi gets a rampage right at the end

Ez

O P A D O N D O : D D D D

Why EE hasn't end himself yet ?

>bm pause
>rtz dc
toppest of keks

what did tobi say

>envy shitting the bed so hard the sheets will forever be dark-brown

>gg wp.

reminder

>EE BM pauses himself

>anime got BTFO

What does it mean d2g?

Little of column A and B. Na'Vi played pretty well in the series.

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>both teams with 2 or more NA players lost 0-2

AYYYY LMAOOOOO

L M A O

>they dropped W33 and Misery for this

Lmao that was some 2k shit from Envy.

That initiation on 5 heroes without backup.

Why would you pick Kunkka when your mid is not SingSing?

>Arteezy getting outclassed yet again

why do they pick darkseer?
whats the point?
the hero doesn't scale, doesn't have a stun, doesn't have useful items to build..
Great, you farmed in the offlane, con grats, now you lost

Post your face when envy is getting kicked

>WHEN YOU HAVE MONTHS OF TIME AND UNLIMITED MONEY FROM TURKISH SUGAR DADDY AND YOU CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO WIN ONE GAME AGAINST NA'VI SHITTERS

>WHEN YOU HAVE MONTHS OF TIME AND UNLIMITED MONEY FROM TURKISH SUGAR DADDY AND YOU CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO WIN ONE GAME AGAINST NA'VI SHITTERS

>WHEN YOU HAVE MONTHS OF TIME AND UNLIMITED MONEY FROM TURKISH SUGAR DADDY AND YOU CAN'T WORK OUT HOW TO WIN ONE GAME AGAINST NA'VI SHITTERS

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There's no way Secret doesn't disband after this tournament right? They're like legit the worst team at the Major.

>Arteezy is so fucking bad
Fixed

James Harding @follow2GD 6m6 minutes ago
Surely it's more cost effective to scout with puppeys hawks instead of EEs clinkz.

Le oppa dondo style! Haha

LMAOOOOOOOO

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>RTZ and EE have a competition to see who can be more shit

RTZ stood no chance, even with Kunkka. EE is on a whole new level.

A+

>Worst team
>What is Digital Chaos???

savage

is EE draft

I dunno man I think the hawk had higher networth

What the fuck happened to Secret?

DONDO SUPA MIDA WINDORANGAAAA

Reminder that ee drafted both games

Reminder that ee fed both games

Reminder his autistic fans will defend him

SHOULD HAVE DRAFTED CARRY ABADDON INSTEAD

BUNCH OF FUCKING TIER 2 SHITSTAINS

EE is the cancer though

>animeNEETs trying to pin everything on rtz
wew lad

don't forget who drafted
the king of garbage
the bafflemeister

fucking toxic brit! fired!

>FIRED FOR RIDICULING ENVY
>KEEPS DOING IT ON TWITTER

THE ABSOLUTE ASSMAN

>Evil

She is. She really is.

He is pretty good for wombo combos

Uh, this is bait, right?

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THANKS FOR THE EZ BUGATTIS SECRET FANGAYS

DC tooka game from wings which is more than secret can say

SECRET

2

FUCKING

0'D

BY

NA'VI

Reminder that Envy predicted that he has the least deaths average
LMAO

>DC is the worst team
>when mineski and coL are there

GUYS

DO YOU KNOW A TEAM I CAN JOIN

PLS HELP

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

Ironic they were making jokes about this last major

>le EE draft meme
The draft was fine, they just kept feeding the whole game, especially EE.

TOO GOOD

this production value is fucking on point senpai

both ingame camera views and these ending stats are sexy as fuark