/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

One Chest Edition

>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log

>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

>Previously on /xivg/:

hyur boypussy

xth for abe has no life, no irl friends and has NOTHING outside of ffxiv

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POST FWHALON PARSES

>gilgamesh "raiders"

remember being in a linkshell means you're guilty of shitposting

I'm an inspiration for birth control.
:3

Post the initials of hidden ERP gems.

I'll fuck you in the butt so you won't get pregnant, how's that for some birth control?

A.M.

this one is a falseflag

Good night :3

good luck on saturday!!

I'm a boy though.
Boys can't get pregnant.
:3

AM

MM

Highlanders

AM
AH
MN
AV

An ass is an ass, Rock Lizard. Now bend over.

A.M........

no ty

Is Mister Krabs really that good at ERP...?

hard pass

boipussy

Highlanders!?

>balmongoloids trying to pretend they don't shitpost each other as user

Uh huh, just like Putt'el doesn't post anymore.

Shrimp.

NM

VK

Balmung also did 9/11

goon c@

post some lewd shit or get out you slut

twitch tv/slyroyale
More A7S fun.

server
i wanna hold your hand

I need this.
But I'm with some right now.

Stop these lies.

You guys bullied Fwa too hard

ya sorry

>ywn find the perfect huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your fists into his ultrachest
You'll never know how my hell burns.
;_;

falseflag

name? I want to meet you.

thats kinda gay

Not a fan of the hair, but I sure am a fan of highlanders.

Does anyone know if Speedy Recovery works with Choco Reraise?

Ralka so purty!

IT IS NOW CAT HOUR

YOU HAVE 60 MINUTES TO POST CATS

There it is.

we in midas fourth floor they call him brute justice
but it's a fact, we know who the best monk is
I'll clear this fight and I'll get a page 4
unlike harpuia i won't be dead on the floor
-the proc

NYO 'w'

>le sneaky user starts lewd hour right before the thread dies

Observe Balmung, accusing their own posts of being false flags to throw off suspicion

Let this be lesson.

Have you ever been in a grown man relationship with someone from here? What was it like?

fwhalon rhiki? his keyboard must be sticky
looking at his parses always leaves me feeling sickly
two chested A7, quickthinx dead and buried
fwha only got one, but he's used to getting carried
-the proc

hello fellow mooniegoon

there it is

cat looking at a ghost

sugi more like sluggy, that kid's numbers are straight ugly
and this faggot elk is really starting to bug me
gave em both the kick, now i'm stroking my 4 inch dick
cuz i just pulled an a7s parse and even for me it's sick

-the proc

It's Tynne Noon.

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>tfw you think you've finally figured out who this is after over a year of seeing this same shot

I REALLY WANNA PET THIS CAT

Post the smelliest catgirl you can find

Yeah? Who is this?

can we hug

or frug

What parse is free and easy to use?

I fanta'd... I'm sorry....

>tfw not enough Ada nudes

ACT is the only acceptable one

So I finally went and blew my free Fantasia just to give myself a slight tan and make myself a teensie bit taller. It's not like I'm ever switching off Femlala anyway I guess so whatever.

i still really wanna pet this cat
and the brown one too again

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Got a link?

So is megu available or not? Report in bussy fanatics

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post healing fflogs

catposting

>ast
lol

those are the white mage parses

No, he's perfectly fine with Shyv cucking him with Rocklizard.

>mateus cats invite people to come join their friendly server and have fun, even just to chat
>ultrash ruthlessly bullies them for weeks on end with constant shifts of coordinated shitposting
>no 'come to mateus' posts since

ultrash is literally the worst people who have ever existed

Shyv is taking after sugi I see.

>IT IS NOW CAT HOUR
You mean every fucking hour of every day of the week?!

Meow...

Damn, I'm lookin' good.
:3

Rank the meme team

Did you have to send dick pics to Brucie to get him to pay for your sub? ;)

You don't know me.

6/10 would force to impregnate me

is this false flag

F for Fwha tier

no

I think you'd look better without the scales on the face

I was more asking who you think I am. I'm just curious if somebody actually figured who I am out and how.Post my location right now or send me a tell.

Brahms
Kumfi
Vall
Godspeed
Naka
Bnhaka
Proci
Ftelor

Who's Brucie?
:3

Brahms isn't in that static anymore.

what the fuck's a kumfi and can you eat it