I want to be able to sell a piece of human shit to someone else. I'm dead serious. I want to be able to take a fresh shit then hand it off to someone else for a profit. This has been on my bucket list for years now. The idea is to test how good of a salesman I really am. I want to be able to say that I sold something that most everyone else in the world thinks is unsalable.
What would be the best way of doing this? Would bit be at all feasible to take a direct approach? Would I have to disguise what I'm selling as something else? Has anyone else attempted to achieve selling the unsalable? (Shit or something else?) Any tips/tricks/advice any of my anons in sales could give me?
faeces can be used in medicine to restore gut flora to patients, if you follow a certain diet or you have particularly benefical valuable gut flora you might be able to sell some
Hudson Murphy
I'll buy the human shit for $100 if you promise to eat it afterwards
Henry Roberts
Sell it to criminals so they can leave it at crime scenes and deflect suspicion.
Or just set up a site selling it to sex perverts.
Caleb Adams
This almost makes it seem too easy now that I googled that...
I'm trying to sell it to a chump, not be one
Christian Jackson
Your pathetic hopes and dreams, built around your bucket list of vanglorious fumes, pale in comparison to the true salesman of literal shit.
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Elijah Baker
For Christ's sake did you watch the Wolf of Wall Street and believe you can do anything with magic sales power
Owen Howard
Is it a legit thing?
>Wolf of Wall Street No, I'm an adult. I don't need to base my aspirations off of some shit bro-science-esque movie.
If you read the OP then you would have seen: >This has been on my bucket list for years now. As in 8+ years at least.
Charles Powell
>still a better thread than bitcoin
Benjamin Green
Im thinking of running a business on this. I will promise my clients they will become what the producer of the shit is by adopting their gut flora.
Then I'll collegt chads and stacies shits from public toilets and sell it to awkward autists on the Internet. Package gonna include the shit, a garden hose to put I to your colon and a funnel to pour the water mixed feces into.
