Dota 2 /d2g/ the gulag

WHAT A GAME

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22210/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Suicide: killurself.com
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
reddit.com/r/dota2/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
dota2lounge.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

dotabuff.com/esports/teams/1375614
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

link to the old thread you fucking kike jew

WD should go Blink and use the trees.

Nth for Ppy, kky, and dondo reforming

DELETE THIS

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OPPA SUPA MIDA GET FUCKED DOUBTERS

secret is reddit's fav team as shown by flair count

they are getting BTFO

>OG vs. EMPIRE
>2-13

CLEMEEEEEENT

>secret fangay

reminder KEMAL paid $100k+ each to buyout RTZ+UNIVERSE

RTZ trying his hardest to carry secret but they are just too shit

>no EG and Secret

Is dota alive again?

>Secret lost 2-0 to navi

jesus, what the hell is wrong with that team?

why did secret fall for the rtz meme?

>REDDIT TEAM #1 AKA SECRET BTFOD
>REDDIT TEAM #2 AKA OG ABOUT TO BE BTFOD

THIS DAY IS AMAZING

Will Secret keep the roster?

I feel the environment within the team must be disastrous

>NOT EVEN TALKING

DISBAND CONFIRMED

>yfw finland wins the dotab owl

>shitrekt right now

>"they dont look like the Secret of the shangai Major"

Yeah there's something different but I just can't quite put my finger on it

>tfw Secret fangay
>tfw LGD is 2nd team

We Xiao8 now.

literally every team is a reddit team

this is fucking Veeky Forums everyone who posts in these threads is fucking cross site scum.

so what team is our team?

>yfw you slowly realize Reddit's favorite (thing) is doomed to fail
>Bernie, Secret, pic related, etc.

how does RTardZy keep getting on these teams?

they will becuase there is a roster lock and they wouldnt even win open qualies if they tried changing

after ti6 when they get 12th or whatever then they will just vulture some top team again

the team that wins

:^)

hotter than sheever to be honest

Reddit team #2 is EG
OG is team 4, after DC (because of le epic sunsfan meme and poor w33 and misery)

I AM HERE TO LOSE THE GAME

*blinks*

GREETINGS!

>OG
>BTFO
implying 1lans wont carry this game, 9k man must just stop feeding for few minutes.

What's the current shortest game time again?

Feels burdo bördö man

Well to be fair na'vi played really well today, but secret really is shit

best major ever
Navi is back
Secret BTFO

so wings is going to destroy secret game 2 as well right

liquid

>le 3v1 mid adderall slav is relevant again

Alliance. They're all memelords or literal cuckolds.

I hope Secret's name has been dragged through the mud enough that good players stop falling for the meme and ignore any offers.

>w33 and misery was the problem

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>sit on your ass and let rtz wreck all the top western teams
>become the world's best team

fucking wew lad, kuroky is a genius

Hand over the delegates, Dendi

>these new aoe gold mechanics

What fucking patch did this old piece of shit start playing on?

>It's a OMGScoots gets riled up about stats episode

Reminder Wings didn't even use their last ban

>stuns himself for 4sec then dies
great hero

id imagine they just get really good salaries

has dp been picked yet?

>na'vi is back
>alliance is ???

p-please?

You seen the teamhouse and benefits? Even if the team is shit Kamal fucking sets them up real nice.

Will secret get an invite to Ti6?

>people blame rtz every game even though he is the best player in the team

He's talking about the aoe gold being affected by net worth, so support in the AoE gain more gold due to low net worth

"My spirit will rise from the grave, and the world will know that I was right"

He's been consistently playing like shit today though.

He only looks good if you compare him to EE. But it's fucking EE.

Only idiots think that he is a bad player. He is a good player that is also team cancer.

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players will fall for it beucase being on secret alone is better than being on some lesser team that sometimes even wins plus everyone trusts ppy

every player said how they would like to play with him etc

friendship in dota is a meme showed by notail backstabbing his friend he played for like 5 years with just so they can win a little more money

>OG about to be BTFO
>le kills win le game meme
OK idiot

Yeah. Empire picked it at least once.

Wings

what went wrong?

Yep

RTZ is actually godly but plebs can't see it

Newbee

16ish minutes, Newbee shit on CoL

>Don't make a last ban.
>Stomp Secret
lol

What the fuck were they thinking with that draft

who is drafting for secret?

Of course

EE wants to afk farm and then do throwy shit

Puppey plays dota in the exact same way he always did, anything outside of that makes him tilt

PLD is useless, he has 0 initiative

They keep giving arteezy non carry heroes

and universe is more accustomed to a methodical style playing so he feels lost

5 rats + synderen

t. arteezy

Literally a professional "my teammates are always bad" 2k shitter.

So when will puppey get back to Navi?

"IM NOT THE PROBLEM GUYS, MY TEAM IS BAD I SWEAR, IM THE BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD"

fucking arteezycucks how fucking dare you

who is this?

Do you think gold gains will ever go back to the way they used to be?

Rtz please

dotabuff.com/esports/teams/1375614

There's no 16 minute game here idiot

EE is drafting

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wew lad

MVP seems to be the closest one to majority support on /d2g/
>Come from a left-field first-world country (since gooks mostly play LoL)
>Just barely below t1 so nobody expexts them to truly win anything
>Pick comfort heroes and when something problematic occurs in draft they use comical /d2g/-tier bandaid solutions
>They also make it work
>They don't have a legacy like Na'Vi or Alliance
>Play super-aggro if they even get a tiny lead which makes their games very exciting
>Their comebacm strategy mostly consists of doing stupid shit to try and get a pickoff, which makes their games very memey

>muh rtz stomps na pubs so hes godly i wish he would stream again becuase i laughed so hard at his reddit music xddd

the most reddit post of the week awards goes to you

Allstar team
Major winner
Where did Secret go?

Evalion

well he fucking sucks he got counterdrafted in all their games so far

this last game was way over before it even started

>artour kunka
>artour puck

Is puppey literally SAVING STRATS?

no, icefrog seem intent on making sure that support get at least SOME gold. Faster passive gold and this make so pos 5 get at least 203 items in longuer games, which is much better for everyone involved

Secret looks so broken holy shit.

Arteezy and EE straight up left!!!

he's a cancer inside the team. worse than mao.

Standard MVP game:

>Get ahead early game by playing well, getting a few kills, and just generally doing decent
>Start wrecking the other team
>Get further ahead
>QO blinks into other team 1v5 multiple times yolo style
>Memes begin

Their games are always fucking clown fiestas. It's pretty hilarious.

Thats my shit right there.

Arteezy looks extremely tilted and dissapointed 2bh

Fucking RTZ and Jackie keep playing like utter trash

never forget

Daily reminder that memes killed RTZ

well, that explains a lot, their lanes were retarded.
wtf was dark seer supposed to do in that game?

based our c uck