Overwatch General - /owg/

>worked on WoW

How did you get out? Isn't the WoW division one of those divisions where you stick people you want to fire but legally can't to get rid of them?

strawpoll.me/10384381

Is Hanzo one of the most obnoxious heroes ever?

> mfw the turret gives me a PotG when I was just joking with Reinhardt on the team chat

Why is it you seem so upset?

next hero/next big update when
im 38 with 780 coin and not a single legendary skin

lol no. Not sure where you heard that. Quite a few people transitioned over

projectile weapon is literally easy mode
youtube.com/watch?v=GFOFv1lVY_g

Yes.
Every time I get killed by a Hanzo, it's from an arrow that was five fucking feet from my head and that shit is unfuriating.

No, Origin skins are for the origins edition, just like Noire is for preorders. You won't get them anywhere else, ever - That'd literally defeat the point of both of them.

Also:

>You will never fuck tracer. You will never find a girl that looks like tracer naturally. You will never find a girl with tracers attitude. You will never find a girl with tracers body.

>Torb refers to his turrets as "baby"
>beats them to make them grow

Why is Blizzard including domestic abuse into a children's game?

Then why is the game such irredeemable putrid shit nowadays?

The only explanation is that WoW is a containment division.

best meem ever

bump

>Fan the Hammer literally instagibs every hero in the game
>Combat Roll gives him 2 of these
>Flashbang is AOE
>Press Q to one-shot everything on the screen

who the fuck designed this faggot?

>mfw going 25/0 as D.VA yesterday, keeping the payload between start and first checkpoint
Shitters gonna shit.

>sub 50% winrate matches

>image name
>picture was edited in paint
hmmmmmmmm

>tfw there's no way to upgrade from standard to origins

less fighting over what is loli and what isnt and more robobutt

>women like tracer actually exist
>you will never have them

It's even worse.

I don't understand why projectiles get such a crutch for headshots.

but i heard you could get noire in lootboxes? did i get trollered?

also tfw

shit man that's fucking unlucky

i got 3 legendaries but they all suck dick if it makes you feel better

Real answer: Shitty producers who were over-promoted due to how large corporate structures work
meme answer: blizz sux m8 activi$ion amirite
resized it dont wanna sit here waiting for a 4MB file to upload

bum

They made a great job on her face, that's true.

If she dies before finishing the spell it shouldn't go off, it's ridiculous that she can fly into an incredibly dangerous position, press Q and even if she dies instantly her team will still all res a few seconds later.

If you kill Lucio before his gun hits the ground his ult doesn't go off, Mercy's should be similar.

Why did you rename your photo to a screencap type?
Also
>png on a small photo
clearly a screencap
post your id card

>KOTH
>our team takes the point with ease, murders the whole enemy team nonstop
>reach 99%
>enemy team's skill level promptly goes up by 900% and my team's skill level goes down by 1200%
>my team never even got close to capping the point ever again and we lost
Why the fuck does this bullshit happen every goddamn time? What the hell? God, I fucking hate KOTH

>tfw desert fever and this hero comes out

I no longer have any need for real life women

Stay bad. Stay mad.

Jesse McCree! It's a great morning for Jesse McCree! The best part of waking up is a little high noon in your cup! You know what else I'd cup? McCree's plump, aromatic nutsack. I would love to stick my nose in there and inhale just like this cup of coffee. Here are five facts about Jesse McCree and balls!

W. McCree has less balls than Zenyatta!
2. But that's ok, Zen's balls aren't organic!
III. Organic balls are cute and Jesse's balls are the cutest!
6. I love them!

Well i've got the gold widowmaker skin/mystery man mccree

People get desperate and suicide bum rush.

stay useless my friend.

what

BIKINI TRACER SKIN WHEN

ITS SUMMER

>play hanzo
>try get get headshots
>whiff all day
>fuck it I'll just try to hit their body
>get headshots all day

the fuck

you sex crazed retards will never be satisfied so fuck you

theres already a fuckton of tracer porn out there go nuts you dumbass

I bought standard, but I want origins now

THREADLY REMINDER YOU CAN IN-FACT TURN OFF THE WHINING AND BITCHING WITH ONE SIMPLE BUTTON

Fan needs a cooldown
Deadeye takes long enough to either get into cover or shoot him down
Combat roll reload is alright by itself but not when combined with fan
Flashbang would be alright if it wasn't for the fan
REMOVE FAN

>just like Noire is for preorders. You won't get them anywhere else, ever
You can purchase it for 5$ from certain sites
not ebay though since it's overpriced there and no one buys them

>sex crazed
WOW I APPRECIATE HOW SHE LOOKS

No way!
Guess she needs a burka or something right?!

...

NONE OF THAT IS CANON

>Mercy in white one-piece high neck swimsuit

>Why did you open it in paint & remove any identifiable information? Why won't you let us dox you & try to get you fired?
People like you are why Blizzard employees never come here & go to leddit instead. kys

upgrade it then

>I pulled numbers out my ass without any concrete evidence
watcher.gg/heroes

What's great is that her mom is even hotter

Any game I see this I switch to Junkrat and proceed to shove grenades up their asses, it sucks facing the same cheese team comps over and over.

It proves that the pic was not taken on 25 May, newfriend.

He doesn't have the original, and the pic is clearly posed for PR with the dog and logo in the background

>join game
>10 seconds pre-loss
>no one on the cart
>no one pushing

Im going to uninstall this shit, Im not able to carry every match this is just unfun

The arrows' hitboxes are massive because console game

lol this. not only did I size it down in paint, but I also copy & pasted it into an entirely new file just so i'm sure everything was removed.
I'm not stupid

>leddit
>kys

underaged edgy /b/tard leafy fanboy spotted
dont you have school soon kiddo

>whenever I get Pharah a damage boost as Mercy, she turns into an idiot

I dont fucking get this shit. She's one of the most mobile heros in the game yet every time I try to pocket someone playing her, they suddenly become stupid and incapable of landing a rocket. Then, I'll say fuck it, leave them and suddenly I see their names on the right side of the screen and they're wrecking shit.

Does Mercy's beam just turn people stupid or what?

But when I click upgrade to origins it just takes me to the 59,99 page for origins

Post those unpopular opinions

Zenyatta is a grossly underrated hero

Can someone tell me about leaver penalty, sometimes I shitpost and get kicked

Mostly at the start of the round
>40 seconds to pick hero
>alt tab out
>20 sec pass
>tab in
>get kicked when theres 20 sec left to pick

Blizzard ID or GTFO

or it Proves I know there are no life welfare losers out there like yourself who would like nothing better but to try your best to dox me, so I remove any & all real identifiable info. get over it.

Also you just killed this :) If a mod bans this person I'll answer first 10 questions to reply to this, but otherwise forget it. I make the rules not you

shitter detected

McCree is overrated

Page should tell you that since you already own normal edition, you can upgrade.

link to sauce

>get play of the game as D.Va
>get a message from some kid
>"fucking shit faggot"
>"who is this?"
>"your mum u fucking faggot"
>"calm down"
>"fuck you faggot you have no skill"
>he stays in the game
>we win
>I get play of the game again but this time with a junkrat ult
>he's one of the people I killed with it
>send him a message
>"did you like that?"
>no response
>he leaves

Why do people feel the need to send autistic hate mail? It just makes me erect when I wreck them

>oh fuck mercy singled me out
>g-gotta perform w-well now
>d-don't choke

>join game
>retard insta locks genji
>know this game will already be hard as fuck
>can't even get the first point

Walljumping guy here again. This webm shows better how it is different from wallriding.

>Sound version so you can hear the hops
my.mixtape.moe/btnuxj.webm

I onyl use the damage boost on Pharah when she makes the justice raining from above.
And quickly switch to the healing beam since I know she will get her ass kicked

Hanzo is alright.
And so is Genji.

If I remember it's in a /gif/ thread right now

Cringy as fuck lad, clearly underage.
Also you are just upset your bait is not working and I keep calling you out :^)

Thanks for confirming you're just a /v/tard with weak bait. Off you go.

>Also do you guys think there will be any way to obtain Slipstream without buying origins?
Maybe. They haven't definitively said. But even it there is it wont be for months at the least.

Nope, just the standard buy page.

Hey
Hey
Stop wasting money and time trying to take down the porn
You're emptying the ocean with a bucket

When ever a medic would pocket me in TF2 I would just shit the bed some times. Randomly miss rockets, fuck up my roll outs, fumble my shotgun etc.

I think it's just performance anxiety for me, I've always had it.

cringe

:^)
I actually ended up having more recon kills than turret kills, fuck stationary Bastions

>Tracer's best skin is Origins only

It's just not fair, all the other Origins skins are either mediocre or the characters have another good looking one. Tracer's only decent one is T.Racer and Slipstream is so much better ;_;

They should just adjust McCree entirely
His gun can naturally fire into long range for decent damage
His fan makes him amazing at close range though
They should decide if he is a master duelist vs a average all around pistol man and adjust his kit accordingly because he's just great all around.

Is this OK?

Make sure you logged in, press buy.

Did you report my post?

>no qt frog girl hero
>no qt red head fire mage hero
>no loli hero
Overtards?

>I make the rules not you

Oh god
Does anyone remember that underage as fuck I AM NOT OK WITH THIS, I AM THE COMMANDER post a while back
I'm getting flashback cringe

I am so sad that custom maps aren't gonna happen, I want Lucio wall ride maps and Junkrat mine jump maps.

Fuck you Blizzard for taking out the one thing that set Quake, TF2 and CS apart while keeping everything else.

I think it's also people throw caution out the window and get wreck less. See it all the time instead of playing smart people are like "hero deep got the magic yellow leash I'm in killable!" Proceed to loose any momentum built cause our tank thought they were unkillable.

I think the game is a lot more fun to play when its just a friendly match or two every now and then with teamspeak off