/ssbg/ - Super Smash Bros. General

No, I just didn't bump the other thread because a shitter like Hoody made it.

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kek

Heard you talking shit like I wouldn't find out.

>not "I love my mom."
Fuck off.

would you get a burrito with dark pit

Sup, scrub. Heard you were talking shit about me while I was banned, so I killed the general with my charisma and power.
Burritos aren't Mexican.

I want to smash with a cute Pit main!

>so I killed the general with my charisma and power
Quit taking credit for my work, faggot.
Kill and take over your own general.

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Nah. Already own this one. Keep crying, bitch. I'll let this one rot, too.
Pit and Dark Pit are boring as sin to play as, but I'll kick your ass with them if that's your thing sometime.

>Pit and Dark Pit are boring as sin to play as
They are. I can't play as them myself for this reason.

They're super cute though.

Once Smash 5 is out, we have to be hard on the new discords and skypes

Anyone want to join my AIM group?

Perfect counter to those shit Discords and Skypes

DAILY REMINDER:

DO NOT REPLY TO THE NEXT PLAYERS

>Hoody
>Macfag
>Fishy
>Rufioh [Chazo]

THEY'RE CONFIRMED TO BE SHITPOSTERS, KEEP NAMEFAGGING/TRIPFAGGING/AVATARFAGGING

Report their posts everytime they shitpost or use their name/tripcode unless they are asking for games.

Let's try to keep the general less toxic and better for everyone, have a nice day.

>but I'll kick your ass with them
If you plan to do anything to Hal's ass you gotta pay up first, queer.

>no moxy

Let's put this into the OP next time

whatever happened to blacklist user

No

I-I'm not that much of a whore.

Does anyone want to play? This place is so dead in the mornings.

Kokonoe, Rosie, and Cake!

Haha holy shit Hoody got destroyed. The only thing he's good at is not killing himself unfortunately

Hoody's pretty good tbqh. He's always fun to play with, unless the lag is bad.

>The only thing he's good at is not killing himself unfortunately
Then why am I still alive?
Better question yet, why are you alive?

>Why am I still alive?
Humanitarian aid from the first world
>Why are you still alive
Because I'm not poor.

If he plays with you, it means you're trash. He doesn't play people who beat him. I.e. everyone but you

This.

I've beaten him sometimes. Not true.

If you consider it, fact even you can beat him speaks volumes about his skill. Letting this rot.

Have you ever noticed that Hoody only plays with you and Fishy?
There's a reason.

There's a reason he plays with me, but it's probably not the one you expect.

Grade A banter my friend.

>He doesn't play people who beat him.
user, I'm not Chazo.
I'll play with anybody.

The problem is I gave you such a beating Pame/Serpent/Moxy that you decided to stick to your discord and dubs.

So of course I can't play you, you turn down any offer of a game witht he sad excuse of:
>It'll be laggy
>You're bad
>You're a shitposter and despite being one myself I don't play shitposters

I play Airswimmer, Angus, Jacob, and even Macfag.
Seriously Stef, if you wanted I could give you another beating so you can say "It... it was lagging." at the end of the game again.

DAMAGE CONTROL LEVEL: HOODY

Not Stef. You're 0-2 in tournaments and comebacks no :000

Stop mentioning me, kid. Above your level. Host all the time and you're only shitposting while I ask for games.

I actually did a test on your IP (24.41.214.89) and it has something like 2mbps download, 0.8mbps upload, and ~25 ping

Damage control would imply any damage, mistake, or error has been done.
Only mistake her was (You).

I don't think so.
You might want to look again.

Hosting right now, nobody.

Post pics of results please

>I actually did a test on your IP (24.41.214.89)

Anyone want to play?
My NNID is Sakuyadorf

>team real

Aren't you supposed to be hosting?

I was hosting and playing with Hal but big surprise, nobody else joined.

I could 5-0 you right now if you want

Alright, post your FC and tell me what tier you want to play with.
I mostly play OU since I feel like it's the most flexible of the tiers and I get to use Pokemon that are actually good.

We could also do VGC, if you're into that.

What's the cheapest way to play smash on the wii u? I have the ds version but it feels like shit after playing the wii u version

Pame you have me added
And if you bitch out (again) just consider it my win

Could you post your FC?
I needed some space on my Friends List.

>deleting Pame from the rage
Ayy

pirating

1306-6225-4220

Actually, Pame deleted me first after I talked about how shit he is at dubs.
I think Pher deleted me too but I haven't deleted him.

Hosting.

When is the next tourney?

Not even the most humble of Smash players wanted to keep you? I don't even play 3ds but man you must be either incredibly boring to play or laggy

Both

You can start to see Daniel getting triggered by these posts

>watch /ssbg/ anime
>moxy is the main villian now
>hoody and chazo are nothing but reoccuring meme villians now

Pame isn't even on dumbass lol

>not watching anime where the main villain is an ambiguous qt

>/ssbg/ thinks Ryu is a solid character with a shitty neutral, completely balanced and every other character should be using him as a measuring stick when they get balanced
>ZeRo thinks he's the best character in the game

Who's right?

Nobody because everyone sucks.

>best
no
he's one of the best imo but not the best

No, I think he just didn't want to play with a shitposter.
But maybe I was boring to play. That's pretty subjective after all.

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I wasn't hosting.
If it was Pame, he'd shitpost again that the room isn't up and then I'd check the friends list again.

Report the above post for rule violation.

>Replies with a paragraph to every post
>not triggered
Selecto uno

The untrue skirt rages behind a compound. The vessel cores an irony initiative. Why does a significant closure hack a casual house? The reassuring query bicycles underneath the astronomer.

Best add on to filter people?

>macfag

But I'm only here for games though

You namefag for no reason and contribute to shitting up the thread by replying to bait
If you have an opinion either post as anonymous or shut the fuck up

Wanna play? I wanna work on my Mewtwo.

>being this triggered

Replying to what bait? So far I've been posting looking for games or having a chat with the person I currently play with

Need to work on your EVERYTHING nigga. Macfag don't play with him

>"stop replying unnecessarily"
>still replying

You are fucking dumb, as expected of casual macmains

Yeah pal, hosting

>says I'm replying unnecessarily
>doesn't make or hold up any argument

O-ok

>still replying

See

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What are /ssbg/'s taunts?

Reisen is a whore.

>Fuck OFF!
>Lucina is CUTE!
>Daniel Vargas!

>"Oh shit, I'm sorry"
>"Fuck off Chazo"
>"Epic, Epic. What an epic win this character"

>"Epic, Epic. What an epic win this character"
Pretty sure this is too long to actually be a taunt.

>still replying

>Still shitting up the thread by not asking for games or talking about smash-related stuff

Sorry Macfag, my little brother is watching those Pokemon anime battle montages with Linkin Park music.
GGs, I know what I have to work on now.

>still replying

You are truly a mac main, you can't learn from mistakes

It's alright bruv, GGs Hoody, it was fun fighting your Mewto

>still not contributing and being a waste to the /ssbg/ society

I can do this all day, if you want it to stop, quit replying and being a cancer.