/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

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How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, June 3rd:
1839 – In Humen, China, Lin Tse-hsü destroys 1.2 million kg of opium confiscated from British merchants, providing Britain with a casus belli to open hostilities, resulting in the First Opium War.
1861 – American Civil War: Battle of Philippi (also called the Philippi Races) – Union forces rout Confederate troops in Barbour County, Virginia, now West Virginia, in first land battle of the War.
1940 – World War II: The Luftwaffe bombs Paris.
1940 – World War II: The Battle of Dunkirk ends with a German victory and with Allied forces in full retreat.


>News
EU4 DD02/06
forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/eu4-development-diary-2nd-of-june-2016.940420/

CK2 DD 8 - Life goes on
forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/ck2-development-diary-8-life-goes-on.939724/

>Random Country Picker
randomcountry.gbasood.net/

# Archive
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# Mods
>> READ THIS FIRST.
pastebin.com/cCdcev76

>>EU4 - BDSM
pastebin.com/vYbnKvK2

>>[CK2 - 2.4.5] - After The End
github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

>>[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.3.3 - 21/03/2016
pastebin.com/66gpxbKk

>>[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy v0.3.1.7
pastebin.com/sN1g69sr

>>[V2] Alternative Flag Pack V7
pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

>>[V2] Many Houses Divided - v 0.0.1.1
dropbox.com/s/jso7qa1c4ystej7/MHD.rar

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Nicholas II

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Arumba

HOI4 LEAK WHEN

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Ck2 new dlc when

Myself and Britain chomp up Spain as the Axis forces retreat in a mad panic

Reminder that there will be no leak until you worship my feet

Oh my, hearts of iron in the OP?
Guess we're staying for atleast another 750 posts eh.

pls preorder hoi4 field marshal edition

I only bought colonial

I don't have a printer I'm from eastern europe I can't afford shit like that.

I could cum on my monitor but that just seems like it would be a bitch to clean.

You don't even have the fucking leak you god damn tease fuck off.

I cancelled my preorder after seeing the pisspoor AI.

Buy field marshal then

it's time to decide the fate of gsg
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Polls won't do shit. Stellaris won overwhelmingly yes in every poll but it still got banned because the report and ignore autist controls the OP and everything inside it.

>Stellaris won overwhelmingly yes in every poll
"no"

it was split 50/50

t. Report and ignore autist

>the next dlc will be a fantasy based one

is there a way to play EU4 in a LAN setting?

A reminder that through our restructuring of the general to accommodate users and to increase the quality of discussion, we will be renaming the general to /v2g/, meaning that the following list of games will be off limits:

Europa Universalis
Europa Universalis II
Europa Universalis III
Europa Universalis IV
Hearts of Iron
Hearts of Iron II
Hearts of Iron III
Hearts of Iron IV
Darkest Hour
Crusader Kings
Crusader KIngs II
Distant Worlds
Europa Universalis: Rome

This list is by no means complete, but is just a guideline to give users a general idea about what kind of games they should discuss here.

Thank your for your cooperation,

- The General Secretary of /gsg/

There wasn't one poll but most were in favor of stellaris. That shits in the past though and I'm too lazy to find all of them. Just giving a warning that this probably won't work because the report and ignore autist is dedicated and only won through spamming.

Quick reminder that Podcat is based

>people still falling for this bait
Just don't reply nigga, it's just the same shitposters shitposting

If you think that a sequel for a series that has been posted here ever since /gsg/ was born is not going to be posted here you are retarded

No

>le speedy poster

Wrong thread

t. bobo

How does he do it, lads?

script

Tbqh lads I feel like HoI4 will be too simple for the veterans but still too complex for the EU4 casuals

He probably has a Veeky Forums pass then.

>Distant Worlds

lads how practical is this????

That's why it isn't GS and won't be allowed here.

very practical

buy the game

Link pls.

What the fuck is this complex piece of shit? How am I supposed to understand this? WHAT THE FUCK???

I'm guessing it would be quite hard to achieve that level of artillery production and manpower or something

>reverse image search
>it leads me to some imgur link
>it's just that crop with a link to some horrible gay porn

Why is /gsg/ full of degenerates?

How many times do I have to say this, I already did

I'm on episode 2 and here's the first
youtube.com/watch?v=JhEsBJRvAIk

Aw, I thought you got the press release from somewhere.

Why is /gsg/ full of autists?

I want it too

Wrong thread, etc.

Yeah, why user?

because only autists play these games

map simulators are an autistic topic

Specify "these games"

is that tracer?

>15 soldiers and 10 field guns
isnt that quite small for a division m8?

Pretty sure that crop is old as fuck and of a boy.

nice meme

grand strategy games

>not american/british accent
It's like a breath of fresh air on youtube.

...

Monday

Where should I build forts once I own all/most of the lowlands?

Also, how much land should I take in mainland Europe?

holy shit that's an op division

What will you guys do if paracucks start using denuvo for their anti-piracy protection?

don't give me any ideas

Benelux

Buy another copy

Holy hell

>micromanagement equals complexity

wew, le balanced tree, it's like CS 101, so complex

Maximize trade income so you can build a fort in every province in the Netherlands

>it's a rebels on 90% revolt risk take 8 years to rebel when they have an estimated rebellion time of 0.4 years and you waste so much money waiting on full maintenance for them to spawn
why am i even playing eu4?

Micromanagement equals complexity, yes

But what if I'm poor/want to save money?

I remember when I enjoyed playing video games.

Why is EU Rome even there still?
I don't think I've seen it posted this year at all.

I don't think you understand what micromanagement means.

holy shit hoi4's actually confirmed

>not just bumping maintenance up when they spawn

The won't be able to take any forts in that time and every province they take won't matter because nearby forts negate penalties when rebels take the province.

If you could make Paradox games f*n, but at the expense of spending a week as Arumba's kid would you do it?

nah its okay.

Biggest problem is the AI.
Its sad that arumba stopped his stream yesterday, it would have been a perfect test of the game.

Just see how far you can get by playing as retarded as possible. Would his german reich implode quickly? He lost like 300.000 people invading France... thats a lot. And another >200.000 in romania.

in real life there were only 150,000 casualties in the battle of France
and casualties does not mean deaths

AND FOR ONLY 39,99 € FUCKING HELL PRE-ORDERING RIGHT FUCKING NOW I'M SO GOD DAMN HYPED GUYS

>Johan is on Paternity leave
WHAT?

Jamal was rowdy again.

that was my point, only ~25,000 germans died.

Thats why it would be intersting if he could just go on being a retarded faggot and still win the game.

On March 2nd, 1462, Willem VII successfully defeated the pretenders, and even had a child amidst the chaos; a boy named Johan.

This ensured that House von Wunstorf would not give up Holland so easily.

Daily reminder

Quill lost 400k manpower between the start of the war and when he took paris.

Then you trade more faggot

>berg

>Strait from Wales to Scotland
>no strait from Italy to Venice

So she's German?

>venice is an island
I love this meme, I wish it would always be a thing. Same with Dalmatia being a peninsula.

>dalmatia being a peninsula

wat?

When did you finally cave in?

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>yfw Wiz will be the boss of Paradox next week

When I've pirated it and played it for 20-25 hours.

During the stream where they announced it the preorder

lurk more lad, i ve seen it posted a few times in the past 2 months

In every paradox game it's always represented as a weird blob out into the adriatic instead of a group of small islands.

Oh well, that explains the Ottawa problem. Forgot that decisions don't check province flags properly and the decision was being taken everyday, making the place get a permanent migration bonus.