Dota 2 general /d2g/

>Blow echo
>Kill no one
>PL runs at your team
What do?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

ITS 2 0 1 6

I MEAN COME ON

ah yes

Did you watch the games he played on puck today?
Literally 4k trash tier, I have no idea what you have that can back up "he is one of the best mechanical player right now".
Look at w33, he is miles ahead of rtz on a mechanical level, what w33 lacks is decision making from experience.

Rtz has nothing dude, get real.

i can understand secret losing to wings, but to navi?

just how

Don't ever repost twitch chat here again

>Being in twitch chat
Stay there fucking cancer

Imagine there's millions of alien races in the universe. One day, one of them stumbles upon our planet.

They are not impressed. Everything we have here they've seen already in thousands of flavors. Except one thing, DOTA. They've never seen anything like it. Their calculations show it's the most amazing game possible.

They try to play it. They tell about it to other empires. Even these extremely intelligent, can't play it good. The best alien, grey looking ayy lmao motherfucker, who has been called THE SAVIOR OF PLEYADIANS. This fella calibrated at 1700 MMR.

By this time DOTA is played in the whole galaxy. Empires bet entire planets on BO3's.

Watching human TI's sets the mood for the whole Milky Way.

Alien overlords decide they will breed humans to play DOTA.

They contact us and tell us the whole deal. Entire Earth industry and economy means nothing. Our technology is shit, we are primitive. What matters is that we are genetically engineered to play the best game possible.

People don't have to work anymore, playing DOTA earns you millions if you are able to achieve at least 3k mmr. Anyone who can calibrate at 2000 can become local star system HERO for the aliens. These who play at 5k become instant billionaires. Aliens give them anything they want, 10 tonnes of gold, advanced electronics, everything just so they play for their teams.

Thou face when dota2 saved the humankind.

no seriously what is he thinking in these moments

DID YOU SEE W33 PURGING CLODSNAP?
A LITERAL GOD TASTELESS

>Only 1 method to deal with PL
>Blow it on your initation all the time
>Proceeds to get run over by PL
Jesus christ. Wings get your shit together.

Now that Arteezy is the Anakin of Dota, when will his moment of redemption come?

Secret is a bad team and Navi is a top tier team
Simple as that

navi is miles better than wings

would be believable if it had been LoL instead of DotA

>actually literally non-metaphorically reading twitch chat

what the FUCK is wrong with you anyway?

Literally why?

yes I can

W33, Miracle, Fata, Mu, whoever plays mid for Wings, Sumail, Dendi are all better than him

w33 is neastea of dota

That was a pretty comfy read, thanks user!

>pick 4 cores
>win
????

DC 2-0 odds at 3.73

my fucking dick.

>Wings in charge of actually finishing heroes off

>Doom borrowed Nyx
Hahahahaha. That was funny.

Just go back to re.ddit already

Jerax is MINE

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>farm farm farm and rarely pulls game-changing plays
>"mechanically"
good at getting your cs doesn't automatically translate into being the best player

fuck man I only made 20 cents from their first series & I went to bed after secret lost
what the fuck is going on

misery #1 tactical feeder of the year

THE FUCKING HEART ON THIS TEAM

thats how a team bonds you fucking heterosexuals

Is that long haired fuck their coach or an actual player

Resolution, the man who does not die.

Alright, /d2g/, practice your Euro rhetoric now:
>NA teams aren't NA when then win
>CIS teams are only Yuro teams when they win

Alright, now you try!

Wings just can't kill the Gyro

Solid argument fanboy.
Solid fucking argument.

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ENVY GOT SO FUCKING SALTY HE GOT JAMES FIRED FOR SAYING HE WAS A WEAKNESS IN HIS TEAM

You're living in the past. Navi is already past the point where they need to prove themselves. They're a T1 team, and if not that then a very strong contender for that position.

Secret is the one's living on the players' past fame.

>DC is the only team where the players don't like they are about to kill themselves when they win

Only team with soul on the Dota 2 scene?

That team spirit

Moo

black looks so uncomfortable kek

>tfw at comfy 3k

where the bitches at

CAP WE LOVE YOUR SMUG FACE

>Black's expression

It's the team's designated boipucci, DC ravages it when they lose and tenderly make love to it when they win.

yes, dc are our guys

Cap is so fucking based.

>wake up
>Secret out
>Na'Vi 2:0's both matches
Are Na'Vi, dare I say, back?

Post your guy Cap

he's the average anime shitposter. he has self destructive tendencies. his waifu, Artourzee, will never touch his boipussy.

Based smug cap

I'm glad Misery and w33 found a good team
Definitely better than that shithole Secret

apology for poor engrish

when were u when dota becomes of the kawaii?

i was at enemy jungle farming creep when juggernaut ulti

'excalibur'

'no'

youtube.com/watch?v=pZWgB33mqEg

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

AYYYYYYYYYY B^)

MY NAME IS MAXIMUS DECIMUS MISERYIUS

AND I SHALL HAVE MY VENGEANCE, IN THIS LIFE OR THE NEXT

I dont hate sunsfan, but he's so fucking irritating

But im so fucking happy for DC. W33 and Misery, getting kicked from team for whom they won fucking major, doing 10times better than secret, really brings a smile on my face

JESUS CHRIST BLACK^ OPEN YOUR T-SHIRT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

He is literally trying to hang himself

but merloobi said wings is top dog amazing team most likely gonna win major

just woke up

what did i miss

any new memes?

I mean, come on, DC started to perform well when they took player from EU scene and kicked typical NA players like TC. It's just blatantly obvious that the EU scene has more good players while NA is pretty much just all stacked to EG.

THIS
fuk that guy who steal money

CUTE HUGS

someone post black

see

Merlini is a watched up shitter.

BUDMO

HEY

someone WEBM that DC team bonding cute !

THE JEW WON

>Secret out
seriously? that is fucking hilarious

Only team that's as our guys as Liquid can only be Penix

asshole cap is best cap

Can you believe what he used to look like?

anime was a mistake

lmao EE or RTC will always throw

now that you mentioned it misery really looks like Lucius Vorenus

benis :DDD

Really though, what the fuck is wrong with him? I do think it's this cunt's fault but I have no evidence.

>shitcan tier 3 team beats a shitcan tier 3 team
>back
tell me when they beat someone worth watching

Nyx getting doomed while burrowed is the funniest shit ever

Vintage

Wow Soe even experimented with short hair back then

This can't be real.

No, it's because the NA scene is a huge circlejerk.

New players are prevented entry because of people like Trash Carry aka Top Cuck being picked up and imploding teams.

DC has made Dota Great Again

get fucked Secret, fucking backstabbing kikes

These 2 are literally the /ourest guys/

Will next game be the game where Shadow Demon makes his glorious come back?

Stay tuned.

>supporting literally Team Reddit