/mbg/ - Mount & Blade General

Our beloved community edition.

(Looted) thread: READ THE PASTEBIN BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONS.

LATEST BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS:
Bannerlord will be shown at E3, maybe some siege.
taleworlds.com/en/Games/Bannerlord/Blog/15
youtube.com/watch?v=xdSzGoTc_ns
youtube.com/watch?v=gnGNojC8XrE
youtube.com/watch?v=bbrnPtybNd4

RPS Interview with Armagan : rockpapershotgun.com/2016/04/28/mount-and-blade-2-bannerlord-interview/

OLDER BANNERLORD INFO/VIDEOS: See Pastebin.

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/fcmVyuQ0

M&B Wiki: mountandblade.wikia.com/wiki/Mount_and_Blade_Wiki

NOOB GUIDE: imgur.com/a/FMAqV

M&B VERSION ARCHIVES
>ftp://ftp.taleworlds.com/

user's mods and upstab guide:
pastebin.com/agwZu9Df

>/mbg/ Steamgroup
steamcommunity.com/groups/mountandbladevg

Module Recommendations:
>Gekonewer
mega.nz/#F!itxViDAT!PhBfJWsjATkdqN28V2kZ5g
>Swedish Mayonnaise
forums.taleworlds.com/index.php?topic=211788.0
>Caribbean! Blood and Gold (on Steam)
snowbirdgames.com/blog/?p=1632

>"I made a mod recently or updated it. Wat do ?"
Link to the OP in your post so that it might be easier to find for the one making the next OP (also for regular people).

>one first name away from being a Mary Sue
>Wants to kill children
>red hair
W E W
E
W

Source is Dungeon Fighter Online
Natalie best looney

i'm gay

Haven't even played the game and I'm 10/10 hard already and in love with her personality
This must be love at first sight

>and in love with her personality
>personality

>not wanting to kill children with a bloodthirsty redheaded beauty
It's like I'm actually on reddit

She's edgy and goes boom, it's adorable for some reason when she does it.

get hype

Yea,its a 2D beat 'em up.
You can play with others but you don't really need to till end game

...Are you implying fucking a mare? Don't be /mlp/, I'm talking about a hyperslut getting rammed by her thoroughbred stallion.

anything's possible

Thanks laddio

Can't wait to get abducted by protovikings and gangraped
pls Fedoraslav

13th for fuck off

None of those had anything to do with anime smartass.

I'm posting Cao Cao in honour of the poster who was posting in honour of the original Cao Cao poster until we get a good Romance of the three kingdoms mod.

same garbage tbqh

What's the native value for reinforcement waves?

Anime is Veeky Forums, anti-anime is reddit so you fuck off

what if someone makes Dynasty Warriors for Bannerlord?

I suppose it's fitting that they'd choose weaklings without the ability to defend themselves to fight instead of putting any anime character of notable power.

for art more to your tastes.

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>>>r/anime

>a subreddit is comparable to an entire imageboard originally made for anime and japanese culture

yea but moot died
All we have now is Vietnamoot

>when he mad
Calm down mate

go back to your sub
>>/a/

Why is Taleworlds so afraid to make subforums for other IPs? Paradox does it and gives no fucks.

>you can't post images from anime outside of /a/
>you can't post weapons outside of /k/
>you can't post video game images outside of /v/

Someone post that shot of Hiroyuki posting himself literally fucking featured in an anime

Anyone who whines about anime reaction images on Veeky Forums needs to go, and none of those posts even had anything to do with anime.

Paradox is a land of cucks but this is something they do right
Surprised GW hasn't cracked down on WH

>using official forums for ANY game

You have to when the subreddit is dead.

HIGH QUALITY MOD

Vampires still don't start with gear edition

Paradox forums are like the tumblr hugbox version of TW forums but they DO host mods on it without steam sometimes.
Whatchugonnado.mp3

Isn't "Cattle" what vamps call humans they feed on?
Or did they literally replace cows with naked dudes

is this the famous warsword update we've been waiting for for years

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>Anyone who whines about anime reaction images on Veeky Forums needs to go
i'd rather not this general become like the other garbage generals
keep lowering the quality though

Human cattle, vampire lords call humans cattle because that's what they are.

Hey man, you're the one shitting it up by raising shit over ''''''''anime'''''''' when - again - none of those posts had anything to do with anime.

I think these are just placeholders for the actual number of cattle in a herd. I was bringing cattle to market and I got held up by deserters, then the cattle joined the battle on my side. I think gsanders forgot to make herds neutral parties or something.

Fucking KEK
>he lost his wife to work FOR FREE
>he doesn't even do a good job

I'm not a cuckpire.

theres unfortunately no lore justification for a bug

wait he did what
wasnt he a happy family man helping develop persino in free time?

Yea that part of the mod is fucked
I get "X joined your side!" everytime when I enter my own town or try to speak with an ally and another person is nearby

His wife left iirc and took their kids with her.

One time 4 other wood elf lords joined me in battle against a wood elf lord that was part of the make peace quest.

I got to keep my 2000 denars, and then I immediately got a pardon from the lords who just helped me murder their peer

didn't he say he left her or something
i didn't remember it being so stereotypical

That's even fucking worse

i swear to christ the reason why he left her was so he could concentrate on modding

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E V E N
W O R S E

is anything in warsword even "innovative" for the modding scene

Having 100 or so companions with literally the same story that don't allow you to level up their weapon skills is something I only saw in this mod,so yea,quite innovative

their fuck up is pretty innovative

tell me i won't be this autistic when i get to forty

>Having 100 or so companions with literally the same story
tocan's has something like 76 which also all have the same story

i guess i meant mechanics: PoP has knightly orders, 1257 has lance recruitment, etc

It maxed out the race cap, and it uses a system similar to TLD to disallow some races from using other races' equipment.
That's about it.

How is this guy even alive with his crippling autism

then why does that autistic fucker make such a big deal about it

Autism

When will Bernie Sanders die?

officers cant die in M&B

when the yanks kill themselves

When the offerings of newborn souls stops

In Bonerlord they can

about fucking time

What do when the lands are empty of lords?

>when you have 300 horse archers riding around a fallen lord but he escapes
I swear they're fucking immortal demigods or something just toying with you
>oh dear how cute, another challenger
Then they decide if they want to be captured and if they don't they just greater teleport their asses away.

they have children that grow up into becoming lords
you have to really murder their entire families
but what then?
new families arise and become lords
at least that's the dream, or the Bannerlord CK2 mods

Apparently succession is going to be a thing
I imagine autogen if there's no applicable heir

Paradox really outdid themselves with CK2, honestly.
Nothing even comes close.

too bad the battles aren't like total war

>Paradox outdid themselves with CK2
Pleb.

No, that's what happened he phrased it in a weird way

>My wife and daughter left me because I was modding for you, no one appreciates me
>Once went on a rant about how women need strong role models in M&B mods because he has a teenage daughter
>Avatar is her at 4
>Presumably hasn't seen her in nearly a decade

Imagine how much more intolerable he must be in real life
On a side note I've never even heard of a girl playing M&B

Its character interaction and buildup once you pile on mods is mentioned as 'I wish this was a thing' in /twg/, /civ4xg/, and /mbg/ at the very least.
Paradox is shit but it's an incredible system, if poorly developed and implemented.

Total War x CK2 x Mount and Blade when?

Requesting the "You stumble and fall" pic

>Total War x CK2 x Mount and Blade when?
that's my new dream game, my first dream game was actually M&B

I just hope Bannerlord lets me at least hug my waifu after a long day of war
I fucking hate how the only husband thing you can do in warband is call her "love"

>Once went on a rant about how women need strong role models in M&B mods because he has a teenage daughter
What
>On a side note I've never even heard of a girl playing M&B
My oneesan is a fanatic Total War, Civilization, AoE2 haha nobody plays that anymore and M&B player
She threw a fit over Warhammer for being fantasypleb though.

post some tight formations lad

>tfw you will get to teach your sons and daughters to kill proto-sarranid shits

>Never heard of a girl that play M&B
My cousin plays Gekokujo but she always somehow ends up using cheats down the line

Stop it
Don't make me hype

>AoE2 haha nobody plays that anymore
>implying

>She threw a fit over Warhammer for being fantasypleb though.
good

By the time you're big enough, the game starts being boring.
Same as TW, you start autoresolving because entire stacks of endgame elite units don't give half a shit about AI Army comp.

>implying Steam
Hello 750 ping.

>Hello 750 ping.
is that still an issue?
i never played much online on AoE2 because i'm fucking shit at RTS
it's the whole basebuilding meta and everything when i'd rather just take my time to make a comfy base

Also it had less to do with it being fantasy and more to do with it being horribly dumbed down in her opinion so she's already back to Atilla.
I don't like playing multi with her
I don't like the feeling of being assfucked by a girl in strategy
I want to be an understander of strategy

For us it is.

>comfy bases
Playing Korea on island maps and entirely fortifying the map one island at a time, walls on every shore, with beautifully designed garden cities and sprawling districts, is maximum comfy to me. Turtleships dont hurt either.

was it actually dumbed down? i didn't look into it at all since i have no interest in warhammer

>tfw you introduce bae to shooters and she's ok-tier but so are most baddies online so whatever
>tfw you introduce bae to strat and she destroys you within weeks

My love deepens~

it's too bad you can't make roads

Not the same guy, and i haven't played it, but the fact that you can only siege from a single direction and siege ladders magically appear when your dudes get close enough to the walls kills it for me.
The strategy element has been dumbed down to hell as well if i remember correctly.

>Bæ/bae is a Danish word for poop. Also used by people on the internet who think it means baby, sweetie etc.
I don't want to be obliterated by oneechan
Why am I so bad at everything compared to her

It has small af unit sizes, Legendary Lords kill hundreds of niggers by themselves a-la dynasty warriors and cannot die (EVERY faction leader is now an Attila, congrats), sieges being one wall is less of an issue than having nuclear silos for towers. Ladders are pulled out of asses.
The campaign map is bare as a loli's pubes, FORCED MARCH and agentspam is back in force. Food has been removed.
Time doesn't progress and the politics screen has been taken away outright
Formations like spear / shieldwall and loose formation are gone
Some of these points can be explained via Warhammer's setting, but it doesn't make it less plebian to people (like me or oneechan) who couldn't care less.

>git
>gud

She can literally play fucking AKSUM BBC and push my shit in as ERE.
She's too good.

hello my friends has warsword been fixed yet

>She can literally [...] fucking [...] BBC and push my shit in
yeah I bet

Is the hotfix released for warsword a couple days ago good enough to start a game in, or should I wait a bit longer for the second hotfix they announced since it probably wont be savegame compatible?

3 patches from now it still won't have freelancer or diplomacy and it will still be shit