/ss13g/ spessmen on a spess station

ANARCHY IN THE GALAXY!

CRANBERRY CHOCOLATE SUNDAE!

NO ADMINS TIME 2 GRIFF

STRAWBERRY ON THE SHORTCAKE!

Reminder to stop being a fucking metagaming retard and walk away from malf AIs.

One thing is metagaming to win.
Another is metagaming and fucking losing because of it.

Somebody last thread was talking about RP.

I've found that 80% of RPers also ERP. So if you just idle in the lobby of some erp servers and do /who every now and again looking for Veeky Forums ckeys you'll probably find somebody up for RP.

It's how I met my waifu~~~

hi ghlor

is a massive cockslut

How dumb can one be? Why not use a throwaway account with a different ckey to go to those places?

Hey staticmemers, do you ever ctrl+f your statics?

Yes
All the time

I play on vore and Veeky Forums

Yes
Why do you think we static name, we fucking love attention

I did it once when I went on a long hiatus just to find out what people said about me

ctrl+f?

No
I play a literal who staticname

It has become reflecsive by now

>tfw nobody talks about your static name

to be fair I haven't played her in like a month

Incredibly enough, some people don't care user

Sullying your precious reputation by being sexually deviant in other parts of the Internet isn't something that matters much here

despite the seams

I'm feeling good about these tables

now to actually work on the other table types

Too much denial.

consider doing something so the walls dont look like minecraft

I like it

New coder begins career with simple balance change.
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/10375

Reminder that
a) the codebase is open and you should be giving input if you care about changes
b) anyone can start coding and WYCI is not a meme

>New coder
>begins career
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/8343

4 months late mate

eh, didn't think it was that bad

was just converting textures straight from the DMI

didn't want to deviate too far from the original stuff

and it currently smoothly meshes with non-reinforced walls

on another note where'd that .gif in your post come from? is it from one of the attempts to recreate ss13?

Polaris Changelings are pretty good
why can't we just copy it?

more effort than anyone would like to put in
also because they aren't meteors

Good night T.E.G., the best engine to me.
Good night Z.A.S., making me slip and slide.
Good night station.

...

>retarded IAA runs in yelling "im cia" and sleepy pen C4s me.

wew lad

>why can't we just copy it?
>we
You can if you want it so much

>get close to escape
>unknown says he's the captain and tell me to disarm myself
>i get back and don't disarm or shoot him because i'm retard
>die

If they're not literally The Thing you can pack your barbed dick up and mosey on back to cuck town because I want no fucking part of it.

hi ghlor
hi killette

Gud time 4 transhumanism and a COMPLETE UNLOCKED GENOME

Go me. Thanks Guts Swordsman for getting the first 3 on your half. It wasn't as many as I got but believe me I was very happy when I didn't have to do those and I could say I was done.

go genetics go

I didn't know security guards can be auto traitored
>my target most likely died before I came on board

>mfw I was the ai that round
I could not comprehend anything that was happening. I am sorry. I didn't even see law 0 when I was checking through my laws. All I saw was 'No humans"

toot toot

Who were you?

Maybe you shouldn't rat out the one human immediately next time.

Bless you for getting that first aid kit.

make IAA great again
Shill this issue on gitgud
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/issues/10291

Mateo Mitchell.
I killed the HoP on the shuttle

What a fucking shitfest, I am sorry Isaac.

>Round start
>Isaac bolts for the captains quarters
>AI tells me he is there
>Meet him in captain maint and stun him
>Brigged for 5 minutes

>AI; "ISAAC HAS SECURITY RADIO"
>Go there and search him
>He has a radio but frequency is not set to security
>Let him go

>THIRD TIME WOO
>Random MD; "ISAAC IS DESTROYING THE AIRLOCKS"
>Fucking again?
>Run there and tase him
>Luckily some other sec tases me and I realise that Isaac wasn't being malicious and instead taking care of the AI

Everything just worked against you, all these pile ups and I was certain you were a shitter.

>one human the AI
>almost die on shocked doors after I told the AI not to kill anyone
>can't run away from sec

>one human the AI
>still die
- some fag in OOC

ree

>check vore while the last round was still going
>all those pointless and cringe-worthy rules
>nobody actually runs the station, they all just ERP until i get bored and disconnect

There needs to be a way to get bodies to the top level of the pyramid. Unless the plan the whole time is to be trapped there forever if you die

Have any other servers ported traders yet?

>check Veeky Forums while the downloading overwatch update
>all those pointless and cringe-worthy rules
>nobody actually runs the station, they all just meme and greytide until i get griefed and disconnect

No because the idea of non-antag vox is dumb and no one wants that on their servers

>Pointless and cringe-worthy rules

Nah, even ERP servers have standards

Also the station is upkept, but it's not actually hard at all when random events are disabled and there's zero antagonists and griffons. Just need an Engi to hook up the engine at roundstart and it's go time

>No because the idea of vox is dumb and no one wants that on their servers
FTFY

server down?

Captains never hide their identity
If you don't know them, Tasecuffstrip

THERE IS AN OLD WOMAN CLIPPING HER NAILS BEHIND ME IN A SUBWAY WHAT SHOULD I DO?

railfist?

ask to eat them

yeah sorry i got lazy and fucked around a bit, nice work on your part tho

Stop using the phone on the subway?
Unless you're on a lap top, then woah boy do we have a whole other issue here

>Tfw tempted to make ai voice packs and new phrases

It's all good when you left I made use of your console to beat the rush of people streaming in for powers. It was the dedicated powers injector console while I kept working.

do it

Nah.
Just cut their heads off if you want to get them out.

DONT WORRY IM ON MOBILE
[spoilers]I RAN BACK TO MY CAR AFTER I FINISHED THE CAPTCHA

don't do it

We are too high on downloadable resurces

oh shit i never thought about doing that

Drive safe you mad man
and stop if you need a drink or something from anywhere too, the weather's getting hotter. Don't get dehydrated

At most a whole new pack would add 200 kb, if I was lazy as shit with compression
I want the half life ai and probably some other gimmick

>dem sexy tables
oof

Sure, go ahead, just make sure it isn't shit

Also include the generation method in a separate doc for maintenance

What about a vox ai that replaces all messages with assorted bird noises

railfist... is he one of the people trying to recreate ss13? think I remember people saying something about that

no, I'm not railfist

just recreating a map in the source engine for the sake of dicking around in said map

because seeing this shit from a new perspective is pretty darn neat

nearly every time I run the map to test something small I spend like a minute to actually check the thing I'm testing

and about 30 minutes running around the map aimlessly

>No because the idea of non-antag aliens is dumb and no one wants that on their servers
FTFY

God these RP servers are so fucking slow.

It's like they think for a minute before doing even minor actions like walking across a room

No idea, just do your thing

>give Vox non-antag, they want special jobs
>give Vox special jobs, they want a special base
>give Vox a base, they want a private shuttle
>Give Vox a shuttle....

Can we stop feeding the furrys? This is how other servers die before us. You give a furry an inch and they'll keep on asking and asking until we're Paradise 3.0

They do

>Slippery slope

>vox chattering over common radio
>PAI downloads a translator
>they're just cawwing and laughing to themselves

>walking through the halls and this woman demands you hand over your ireland

what do?

>He seriously thinks the slope isn't real.
Fucking clueless.

Explode

AVALI WHEN

>that .gif
nah I was just toying around with 3d stuff

jpg, webm related

jii.moe/4yMT6ls7W.webm

tfw you're waifu will never send you a love heart

SUBWAY user HERE I MADE IT HOME SAFELY AND WITHOUT GETTING THIRSTY
TIME FOR SPESS

Who's your favorite spess OTP?

screwdriver x crowbar

How do I go about recording ss13 rounds, I've had a genius idea that could possibly make for top tier youtube videos.

I won't be recording Veeky Forums server, don't worry bout metagame

Yahir and Sawbones

Trinity Prewitt x her baton