Mass Effect General - /meg/ - MEG

>no-texture Traynor and Tali

No, thanks.

not enough cocks

Mentioned

nah

>posting the low-quality version

Shiggy diggy

>tfw i have no face

who are these people with Feron's waifu?

I want to tongue Jack's ass.

>this triggers the autist
life could be so good

Oh you're so mean

>things filthy shitskins write

i.imgur.com/gNiW2jK.jpg

I didnt need that picture of Liara in my head!

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C R E E P Y

>bitter and pretentious 34 year old manchild
these golden words from /dag/ describing WG perfectly

Wouldnt it be more efficient to just take the brick to the bag of pepes and smash them with it?

How am I a tumblrina if I barely even use my stupid tumblr ; __ ;

We have actual hardcore tumblrinas, so don't get too upset

>not knowing and understanding the very complex procedures to worship kek
apply yourself

I am not pretentious.

I'm trying to use the bonus power packs mod from here: nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/344/? But it isn't working because all the tools that bypass dlc integrity checks for ME3 are for the origin version. Does anyone have a dlc integrity bypasser for the 3DM Game Ultimate Collector's edition?

>FlamboyantVapidAvians
>WaryKeyAmericanwirehair
>SlipperyWhoppingElectriceel

>still makes the scalp move

For fuck's sake.

>those goddamn tentacles

>my.mixtape.moe/mmkzdx.mp4
>my.mixtape.moe/iitpjy.mp4

out of all things you pick this....atleast you are honest to yourself

>DA community has more weirdo tumblr types
>MEG is still more gay than /dabwg/
I don't get it

>don't criticize bad things because of feelings

both files are corrupt or am I too dumb?

The feeling is mutual my friend.

>not loving cock
>2186
You gay or something bro

>mutual
So Jack's ass wants to tongue OCD?

>tfw you'll never be able to invite Jack up to your captains quarters and listen to Dr. Dre while doing cocaine with her

can't really say I ever missed out on that feel

>jack will never pour up a 4 with you while listening to future
why even live

simple english please

four ounces of codeine cough syrup whilst listening to the musical stylings of nayvadius wilburn

>Jack will never smoke a blunt with you while listening to Nas
what's the point in living

night meg

Interesting tidbit I noticed.
During the conversation with Garrus at the memorial wall post-Citadel coup, he no longer says that he's happy we didn't have to add a name to the wall.

Instead he said "I'm glad Kaidan didn't have to join Ash." I'm assuming it would be vice versa if you have Ashleigh alive in your game.

>jack will never wake up early, have a nice cup of coffee, and go for a healthy jog with you
life is pain

>You will never get to go on the citadel shopping with Jack while people give you weird looks for hanging out with a tattooed psycho but you don't care because that's your woman

>nAs
>smoking weed
Kys

What's the problem?

OFFICIAL WAIFU TIER LIST:

GOD TIER:
>Liara
>Jack
>EDI

GOOD TIER:
>Miranda
>Samara
>Kasumi

OKAY TIER:
>Ashley
>Traynor

DIRTY GYPSY TRASH TIER:
>Tali
>Every Quarian

Where is Chakwas or Greenberry?
Shit list

Chakwas is God Tier, Greenberry is good tier.

Liara is a shit waifu for shit people who have shit tastes. No redeeming features. Mary sue in a race full of mary sues who the game practically forces you to be in a relationship with.

ACTUAL OFFICIAL WAIFU TIER LIST

>Pure Love Tier
Miranda Lawson

>God Tier
Jack
EDI
Kasumi

>Good Tier
Samara
Traynor
Ashley
Shiala

>Don't Bother Tier
Tali
Liara

>Pure Love Tier
>Miranda Lawson
Pffft. Sure. Let's go with that.

Think that's an understatement? How would you word it?

I went with that because it's the most pedestrian way of getting the feelings down. Don't want anything getting lost on the grognards that post here

>pic related, those who dont like lawson

is tm mad she didn't make scars list
are they still meg otp

Miranda doesn't love you nearly as much as Jack loves you. Miranda is cool and all, but Liara and Jack certainly love you more than Miranda does. Hell, Miranda doesn't even love you more than herself or her sister.

No Chakwas though?
4/10

He's trying to show off for /meg/ but we all know who wears the pants.

Why would you come here with lies? Miranda doesn't need to explicitly say it because actions and dialogue, pay attention to the nuance pleb. Even Liara says she has warmed up as a person incredibly with Shepard in her life.

Chakwas would be in God tier, over sight

>implying you wear pants

Woah, ain't you edgy boy

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reys mixers like you should all be killed

>Pure Love Tier
>Miranda Lawson

I approve of this

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>implying you wear pants

woah!

>Pure Love Tier
>Miranda Lawson
I'm not gonna dispute that. But nobody's romance has a more heart wrenching effect than on Jack. Breaks down in tears and lets herself in your arms like silly putty to do with as you like. No other woman surrenders to you like that.

Miranda and Ash have the most "normal" behaviours, as in well adjusted human beings.

Liara clearly has behavioural problems. She is clingy and a shut in. She will go out of her way to please you and basically has no backbone. Problems with abandonment and a constant need to prove herself. Also a control freak.

Tali is more of the same. Abandonment issues, just as clingy, doesn't know what love is, instead goes on with this childlike infatuation she has of you. Also, Shepard's commanding nature reminds her of her father. You could stick your dick in her and she'd go crazy, but other than that, she is boring. Utterly and irredeemably boring.

The rest we have no idea what they are like in relationships, so can't rightly say.

I'm downloading Manhattan Night in 1080p. Goddamn that woman. How can fucking 'Straya raise such gorgeous women?

>Breaks down in tears and lets herself in your arms like silly putty to do with as you like. No other woman surrenders to you like that.

and in that moment you tell her

-ughh.. but Jack, I like men

Polish jeans

And then i.4cdn.org/gif/1464677409064.webm happens. But with the ZAP!

christ

>jeans

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alright you homos. Whos the better renegade waifu? Ashley or Liara?

ash

>better waifu
Ashley

assley

liara is too pure for renegade

>it surely is bigger than my, said shepard

she's a conquest

I CAN'T STOP WATCHING

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too bad

is that her real 2nd armor or some custom made stuff by the artist?

DLC armour with texture change.

Muhammad Ali is dead. Who is he going to kill next?

The devil collecting his souls...

that's Stan Lee. He's taking other people's souls to prolong his own unholy life.

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ten

bruh
BRUH
Clurbur's new pic on IG.

She needs to make more movies.

Did you save the .webm WG made? I forgot to.