Dota 2 general /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22242/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
dota2lounge.com/

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xth for CHOTTO MATTE

QUICK
SOMEONE POST IT

nth for Traxex is the best waifu

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itsudatte itsudatte itsudatte

KUNKKA-KUN WA SUGOI DESU NE?

CH-CHOTTO MOATTE

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>EE choto matte'ing yet another LAN

IT
NEVER
GETS
OLD

chotto matte kudesai

I like this new meme

how'd it originate

>kudesai
shibboleth of the redditor

Um... DOTARDS??!

youtube.com/watch?v=DClawzf4a5A

>EE drafts
>EE drafts kunkka
>the gulag accurately depicts him
>weebs get assblasted about japanese """"grammer""""

ちょっと待って

ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING

CHOTTO MATTE /D2G/

SO YOU BE SAYINGUUU

WE WAS SHOGUNS AND SHIT?

>1st world posters have left d2g for better games
>3rd world shitskins can only shitpost each other
>DEAD THREAD

Hahahaha fucking idiots just stay in your mud home that is /d2g/ and never come out.

you're on his team dumbass why are you laughing

youtube.com/watch?v=JnjGyTAcOls
will we get another game like this today dotards ?

>let ee draft
>d2g goes into full weeb tard mode
was this his plan all along?

>better games
Such as what, based shill?
I wonder what game could have just come out and is being rampantly astroturfed... but I'm sure all these posts like yours are completely unrelated ;)

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After teaching my gf how to play dota she wants to stop playing support and play carries like Luna and Drow. How do I get her to stop this nonsense and go back to playing Crystal Maiden?

Chotto matte /d2g/
What if puppy actually has tricks up his sleeves so he put Envy in charge of drafts so they don't reveal a single thing??
What if puppy didn't fall for the honeypot lan?
What if theyre saving it all for TI?

>meme designed to infuriate weebs because it's grammatically incorrect

>i-it's weeb mode

?

Shh little shitskin
just stay in your hole

lul

DUDE

It's literally designed to upset normies because it's japanese
>romaji having """grammar"""

Why is it grammatically incorrect? What is the proper correct grammatical way?

?
theres nothing wrong with it though

>meme originates from mocking EE and weebs

>r-r-r-r-eeeee get out normies it's a sekrit club meme

UNABLE
TO
BE
FABRICATED

are we doing this

i know u r trolling
but this is major dude

>2.25 hours until games start

how do I make time go faster?

How do we save him?

it's over user. you're the bottom now.

I am glad Arteezy is getting his shit pushed in.

Nice

>backpedalling
Hey now I thought it was because it was "grammatically incorrect" (even though that's the correct romanization)

we let him reap what he's sown by leaving EG

only through the repentance of his sins can he enter paradise

>Rhasta's art on the OP
Shit thread

where is invoke?

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Sleeper OP core coming through

What kind of game you want senpai?

ok

I called the Kunkka pick last night

Core Oracle today

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NAN!?

>artour out of the picture
P O T T E R Y

>EU bans Veeky Forums

>d2g losing their minds over dumb anime memes

lmao

>"Sleeper"
Fuck off reddit

>EU bans Veeky Forums
wat? source on that?

>i know what, I'll pick dark seer into 4 ranged heros
>thats a good trick

What's next for Artour? Join ISIS or going solo?

5/10 it was okay

you lose points for the uncreative song choice

What is this about EU banning Veeky Forums?

H a t e
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S p e e c h
P
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Am I just too autistic or is watching this meant to make an awkward chill run down my spine?

threeway with thunder thighs and the redhead would be amazing.
bang the midget and degrade the tall one to ass/ball licking

The correct term is animemes

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it's awkward. especially on EGMs part

hi guys i'm from europe, AMA :)

there's a word for that feeling, in french

I don't remember what it is

Who /believeinrtz/ here?

is your anal virginity intact

we're disowning Secret. it's a package deal.

>d2g falling apart like secret
confirmed our guys?

Just finished my 10 matches to calibrate my MMR and got 2763.
How much of a shitter am I?

nope
next question ^^

>team mate picks sniper/venomancer/terrorblade

What are the heroes you hate seeing your team mates pick because they always suck and don't contribute anything?

why is the greatest player in the history of dota also the unluckiest?

he should have been winning lans left and right

Absolute trash.
Consider suicide.

average shitter
~3k is where most people are

consensual or not
what am i kidding if its a muslim man you'd always consent

legion, the hero is utter trash

Literally average

dota level of bronze rank in lol

school kid tier of bad

ANT
IMAGE

>ansigtet, når du har et stenbrud til at bosætte.

actually its just around the average of all played games

EVERY GAME

some nigga tryin to kill me

what is wrong with these people?

Well for a person who wasn't playing for some years and just go back I guess that is fine.
Also, I just played support role.

>le visage quand vous avez une carrière à régler

If I see someone hovering over Doom, I immediately consider that match a loss

If I see that same player pick Doom and build midas on him, I abandon

LOL

>sugoi
>shutu mate

PUDGE EVERY FUCKING GAME PUDGE MID

hey man how about you do the same shit and stand in the same places at the same time like every other south of the border pudge in the game

don't you have some bulls to prep Synd?

It's tfw not mfw you fucking imbecile.

better than 90% of d2g already

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>d2g horrifically awfully dead as fucking shit garbage terible when esports aren't on
>even worse between esports

just chotto my mate up

I calibrate at like 2600 and am 3100 now and can firmly say that both mmrs are fucking garbage

What's next for RTZ, /d2g/?

Will he try to sneak his way into OG after TI6? Or will he go back to EG?

>DC in the winner bracket
>Secret in the loser bracket
>it's likely that they won't even play against each other

NO

THIS IS BULLSHIT. I NEED TO WATCH MISERY FUCKING DESTROYS PUPPEY.