/twg/ - Total War General

Chaos Daemons confirmed

FUCK OFF YOU GIT
GORK IS DA BEST

12th for Harad

Wow what a ripoff of new vegas

straight up copied those designs

thank fucking ARE YOU A god

>tfw purging everything as The Empire
youtu.be/QLt0lerdgKs

>tfw no vamp gf

Those muhad tribesmen are sexy as hell.

> CA & GW negotiate for a Warhammer Total War game with expansions and DLC plans decided
> game released with an amazing reception better than either company could have hoped for
> argue over expacs after release

Bull.Shit.

>you will never be purged for your heresy by pic related
Why even live

>tfw cutting through the empire pigs with your adoring legions by your side
youtu.be/41u_JH4sggE

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I wish I was a Demigryph knight so I could be mounted by my mount.

DUDE NERF CHAOS LMAO

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worship slaanesh. All your dreams shall come true

what the fuck is wrong with you

chaos needs to be stronger if anything

First campaign battle with 35+ units

bretty gud

that's kinky as fuck

Anything for you my darling

>paying for all those sheilds

just give them a pointy stick m8

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HELP ME

don't panic. it's fine.

>When the AI gangs up on your beaten up army with no pikes or ranged units left

The anti-infantry trait is probably the best one in the game.

It skews things pretty heavily towards whatever has it.

Does chaos have no rebellions because they are horde only, or do they still have public order for their hordes?

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they have no rebellions

I got you, you little nigger.

Now Slaanesh is essentially the chaos embodiment of lust and vanity yes? I wonder many dicks have been put in that eye

Why do units fight so fucking quick in fights and is there a mod to slow down battles yet

they can take any form they deem perfect. male or female. maybe both but i'm not gay

>not being better than Korean Starcraft players

There a built in slowmo button you cuck.

Rome 2 had shitty slogfest mods, they were terrible.

>Is there a mod for X?
>Let's not use fucking google or the goddamn fucking workshop right below the play button let's go on fucking Veeky Forums to bother people with retarded questions I could have answered much faster myself.
>Yes, that is good

*die

Which faction for first Legendary go?

ELECTOR COUNTS
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dorfs are the easiest. and they are canon because you'll be holed up in your karak pissing yoruself

Comes on twg gets mad at someone asking about the game yeh fuck off back to /v

nice formatting. where are your meme arrows? did you forget them back on 9gag?

I don't know, not that other guy, but I feel like you really could've popped open the workshop and looked through two pages at most before finding the slower battles mod

M2 siege battles is where it's at

Yeh lets not ask questions and spam
>summon the elector counts some more

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I just finished a Dwarf long campaign on VH and that took forever. Not really looking to do that again. What about Greenskins? The extra armies from constant WAAAGHs seems like it'd be pretty useful.

haha just open ya eyes nigga haha just like go into the workshop haha don't be a retard lmao usa ya noggin haha

A prime example of a trve vnderstanding of strategy

This look better then warhammer
>how is this possible?

>implying they would build walls in the first place

>Stone houses 4 stories tall
>Shitty wooden palisade

that's not a V formation

What's the perfect unit size?

I've played on Large and Ultra. Large was okay, Ultra just felt too clumsy and unwieldy. Trying Medium now.

stick em fast, stick em hard, and most importantly stick em when theys not lookin!

ultra

Its a big hug

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Im playing on medium atm magic works better then on large/ultra

I want to cuddle with her

I've actually started pranking the AI with ambush stance in warhammer. Works pretty well. Feels weird because I'm using noble karl franz to do it, would be more natural with the other races.

>karls not allowed to use strategy
>the first empire mission is ambushing those who would appose lord karl

Phew 4 down 8 to go.

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play on small, you can one shot enemy lords with the direct damage spell

Karl Franz is clearly an understander of strategy, he would know all about ambushes and summoning the elector counts

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your blood carpet actually kinda looks like a heart.

>CHAOS HAS RISEN AGAIN
>ai shows this by having skraelings enter my province and then run away from me for 20 turns

The first one is always a generic mission it's not Karl's.

U

>implying the first mission doesn't tie in with the main legendary lord
SUMMON

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>tfw still no balance patch

I can't play like this

Empire's designed for karl

If you play gelt you can't even crush the rebels because they'll see your unit strength and turtle

This is divide and conquer right?

Does it give combat kingdoms-speed or is everything still stuck in vanilla med 2 molasses?

Yeah because warfare's all about everyone being balanced

Im scared we wont get one till July.

How long did it take the first one for Attila again?

I tried to OC

Yes,kingdoms speed

I want to be able to bring a spellcaster or a gyrpocopter and have them actually kill things insead of caressing them

Just tested overcast banishment on marauders, 190 damage, this is unacceptable.

>total war
>anywhere near related to actual warfare

>warhammer fantasy
>actual warfare

GIVE ME A VAMPIRE GF NOW

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

Man I had a Gyrocoptor in the Ambush at Thundering Falls blow up like 100 of my Miners in a bomb.

women are inferior to men.

goblins are inferior to orcs what's your point

the WHFB world is less interesting than reality tobehonest.

I bet you worship Gork you git

Seconded