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CHARACTERS I ACKNOWLEDGE AREN'T TECHNICALLY OP BUT THAT I STILL FUCKING DESPISE
>PHARAH
THIS BITCH LOVES 20 TICK SERVERS BECAUSE SHE CAN FLY AROUND LIKE A GODDAMN MOSQUITO AND SHIT MISSILES ARE YOU AND THERE'S DICK YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT AND DON'T BOTHER ASKING YOUR WIDOW FOR HELP SHE'S TOO BUSY WATCHING AN EMPTY HALLWAY
>TORBJORN
WHY DOES THIS FUCKER'S TURRET HAVE INFINITE RANGE? WHY DOES HIS TURRET GO TO FUCK HUGE LEVELS OF HEALTH WHEN HE CHARGES HIS ULTIMATE IN 30 SECONDS? WHY CAN HE SHOOT HIS FUCKING SHARDS OF METAL ACROSS TWO MILES AND STILL ONE SHOT ZENYATTA? BECAUSE FUCK YOU
>BASTION
SPEAKING OF STATIONARY PIECES OF SHIT, THIS NIGGER IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL IF HE SEES YOU FOR A MICRO SECOND, AND IF HE'S COVERED BY LE KEKOLD OF SENTRY MAKING YOU MAY AS WELL PLAY BASKETBALL IN SPAWN AND MAKE BETTER USE OF YOUR TIME
>HANZO
THIS NIGGER DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT MISS ALL GAME LONG BUT HIS MASSIVE PROJECTILES WITH HIS FUCKHUGE RATE OF FIRE MEANS THAT ONCE HE GETS TWO HEADSHOTS, IT'S TIME TO ENTER THE FUCKING DRAGON. DON'T WORRY IF YOU DIDN'T DIE TO IT YOU'LL PROBABLY GET TO SEE A POTG WHERE HE PRESSES ONE WHOLE BUTTON TO MURDER YOUR ENTIRE TEAM
I'm fairly new still, with only about 9 hours, but I'm stumped here. How do we possibly get passed this?
It's a Reinhardt blocking two Bastions that are spraying at the chokepoint.
Twice I managed to sneak around them with my teleporting, but somehow one Bastion always would see me and kill me before I could regain control.
Go Junkrat and spam em out
>looks like neon pink and dat boi are his only decent skins
You mean purple recolor? Yeah, easily the best recolor in the game.
>cowboy
>has flashbangs
>has fans and hammers
They should add a mcree that can snipe
Be Genji
Reflect
>gold elims
>gold objective kills
>gold objective time
>as mei
Nice matchmaking
THE HUNTER LAYS A TRAP FOR HIS PREY
>lay down bear trap and a car bomb in front of spawn
>the enemy team see's me doing this
>SOMEONE STILL FALLS FOR IT
Would the reflect work from that distance?
>Join a match
>2 seconds later
>DEFEAT
This fucking matchmaking i swear to god.
Be Pharah and fly the friendly skies.
Be Junkrat and STOP ME IF YOU'VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE
Be Genji and [japanese intensifies]
Or you can try to counter-Bastion to stick it to them.
Oh you really stepped in it, mate
ive never read something so accurate in my life
*sinks through the floor
heh, nothing personnel kid
kings row is deppresing for being tracer's map
NTH FOR ZENYATTA
WELL THAT'S A FINE HOWDOYOUDO
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WHOA NOW
>playing six stack on defense
>convince everyone on team to play tumbldore
>get stomped
>call the other team hackers
>watch as they act condescending
man nothing gets me harder than looking like a total dickhead
>tfw not in the rankings
Junkrat's line "Nyeeehhhh, that's a good spot!" is my favorite line. It's like he doesn't even care where he throws it, because I don't really care where I throw it. We both know it will snag someone eventually.
EASY
HIS EYES ARE THE FUCKING DOTS
THE BLACK SLITS ARE A RUSE, HE'S A FUCKING SPIDER ROBOT
HOOLIE DOOLIE
the rankings are literally time played
> Tell team we need to not all run in at once
> They agree
> Tell them to group up and flank; meet by main entrance
> Go to main entrance
> Wait
> they all run past me one by one
> they all die
> they all continue to run in one or two at a time even after verbally agreeing that we needed to go in at once
DVa with her matrix can block the Bastion shit and Soldier 76 with Mercy boost can kill that trash. Wear down Reinhardt's shield first with some spam.
Best
>when the trap you lay down a minute ago and completely forgot about catches a random Tracer
>*sinks through the floor*
>*teleports behind u*
wtf is up with Widowmaker's headshots? Kill cam shows clear bodyshots and it's a one shit kill for 76 and Pharah.
Autocorrect or large hitboxes?
>tfw your ultimate is ready
Fuck the shitty matchmaking in this fucking game.
Why do they even bother letting you queue up solo if every time you get decent players on your team in pubs they are just going to split them up and add them to the enemy team next round.
>we need to not all run in at once
>agreeing that we needed to go in at once
Forced 50, everyone needs to feel good about themselves
>mfw it was 117 degrees out today
Thank god I'm not a normie and got to stay inside with the A/C and play video games all day
ive never even thought about the slits being eyes
why do so many fucking mainshitters flock to pharah like flies to garbage
>get ;) voice emote and >:3 spray for bratty d.va
>don't even know how to play but pick her and annoy everyone with them anyway
puts me in the mood for some mc donalds
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>hair touch her pussy
>enemy has 99% on the cap
>teleport in
>ultimate
>ghost behind two more guys as they come onto the point and point blank them all
>TEAM KILL
>we hold it and win
>play of the game goes to a Hanzo dragon
>70% of team's damage but no commendations because everybody hates le die die die man
don't know but they're easy kills when i play mccree/soldier/widow
i don't mind them
Easy to learn, hard to master.
Cute
most of the mainshitters are genji or hanzo players
I want to fuck the not-Marilyn Monroe on that poster.
How did I do on my first day?
They want to show off their sick aim.
I was excited once because I was sitting at 53% yesterday.
I started up the game and the first game I joined ended in defeat before I could even leave spawn.
>Bastion appearing more and more at high levels now that people know how scary the double Bastion comp is
because she's junkrat for people who can't aim or figure out mine jumping
except people with >50% win rates
they must be punished
>;) voice emote
Most annoying sound I've ever heard
Lucifer wtf are you doing out of /dsg/ and /bbg/?
>dva flys to my location
>toss trap at my feet and backpedal off the platform
>unloading clip and destroy mech
>dva jumps down
>hook back up
every time
>tfw your ultimate is ready
>play tracer enemies all bunched up capping point
>charge ult
>they all scatter
>hold it for several minutes
>finally use it on a single roadhog
>suddenly they all bunch back up again
Die die die/10
honey... you should probably just play support
And I fucked up my reply. This is all blizzard's fault
do Junkrat, Tracer and hog
She's under the radar broken right now so no nerfhammers being swung in her direction yet like McREEE.
A good pharah can destroy any defense relying on stationary turrets and her only counters are long range sniper characters which are very hard to come by in lower mmr.
What image are you talking about?
Give sauce.
how much of a shitter am i if my go to offense hero is genji
Why is that?
>its yet another connecting to third world thailand episode
>nothing but soulless chinks in every game speaking their gobbly gook language
how come everygame im connecting to is Thailand?
>reaper has 47 eliminations
>no one voted for him
good, fuck reaper!
you putting your name in correctly? You gotta do UserName#1210
like that.
>genjji or hanzo press Q
>static in my ears
>audio crash
how the fuck can you even let this happen in modern programming?
Can someome post the soldier 76 and (i think) eva good dad comic where good dad 76 tells her to do something but she says no amd he starts to get upset?
Please and ty
i really don't care if you pick genji as long as you kill things and not die constantly while doing nothing
at least it doesn't work well on koth
This is mostly for competitive concerns since I'm usually a spirited player in that regard.
I really enjoy Mercy as a main in OW as it is now, but in competitive play, be it PUGs or organized customs, is it likely Mercy will be relegated to the primary "caller" that decides pushes or retreats?
I'm just really poor in that area and it's why I could just not play Medic in comp TF2.
any ohayous yet?
I got mine up to 52% with almost 400 games and then went on a severe lose streak
Like, there's no way at least half my team were the same mmr as me if mmr does exist. Like I'd run into a hanzo who'd keep fucking up some jump on hanamura and fall to his death, a widow who just kept spaming crouch in spawn to not get afk kicked, a roadhog who kept pulling the enemy mei onto the payload with 0.00000000001m left, etc
Well at least they got one thing right with this game.
mercy devil or symmetra goddess? i cant decide, i like mercy devil more but i feel like the goddess skins for symmetra improve her way more than the devil skins improve mercy
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I swear to god there's a fucking way to be useful to your team as Genji and I'm going to find out what it is.
Pls no. I feel like I would be sad if I saw this.
They finally threw some treasure in with the trash
Literally the skin I decided yesterday that I wanted
Devil Mercy you naughty little healslut
you have to be really good
then you'd be useful as pretty much any character soo
no, tanks might call too
it just really depends on your teammates, I mean you can have a DPS player that is good at communicating
genji shines at clearing objectives
that's really it
he's better on defense since he can play safe until he needs to ult and clear point
Mei and Reaper are two characters that bring endless frustration to me, especially reaper since Meis tend to be absolutely useless anyway so they dont do much harm.
reaper is such a lame hero
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>try tracer for the first time
>have fun
wow
Better version
why would you think that? anyone can make calls
how do I get gud as genji? it always feels like I can't do damage reliably or be slippery enough to survive
A primary caller can be anybody. All you gotta say is when your ult is up
Nevermind. That's not nearly as bad as I thought it'd be.
I enjoy S76 interacting with kids
>put a trap in the same exact spot the entire round while defending on Anubis
>people just keep stepping on it and getting blown up again and again