Who did the first shitpost in history?
Who did the first shitpost in history?
Tyler Powell
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Grayson King
I always lose at the first one
William Baker
>getting blacked is older than civilization
Leo Martin
>this is my fapping hand
Ian Sanders
What is your favorite shit post in history?
Mine is either from OP's picture with "he who fucks fire, burns his dick"
Or from Shakespeare >Villian, I have DONE thy Mother
Austin Cruz
The Spartan reply to King Philip of Macedonia was certainly the first greentext
Connor Richardson
>the jews have been playing the long game
Josiah Watson
More like the small black figure being bleached by a horned white devil holding a huge, wavy white dildo.
Jack Ortiz
>VIII.2 (in the basilica); 1824: Let everyone one in love come and see. I want to break Venus’ ribs with clubs and cripple the goddess’ loins. If she can strike through my soft chest, then why can’t I smash her head with a club?
Josiah Ward
>roman /r9k/
Blake Parker
>I.2.20 (Bar/Brothel of Innulus and Papilio); 3932: Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Camden Young
Jacob Gonzalez
>We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.
Leo Rodriguez
Gaius and Aulus' shitpost on a wall over two thousand years ago always moves me for some reason. You miss a human element in history after studying it and seeing it just does something. I can't explain it.
Luis Anderson
Aphrodite is one vindictive bitch. I hope that Roman did ok in the afterlife.
Ayden Diaz
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Noah Thompson
>oh walls, you have held up so much tedious graffiti that I am amazed that you have not already collapsed in ruin.
Has to be the first metaposting.
Caleb Cook
God, when he made humans.
Elijah Jenkins
>Vibius Restitutus slept here alone and missed his darling Urbana.
>This is not a place to idle. Shove off loiterer.
>Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they ever have before!
>Secundus shat here' three time on one wall.
>Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, shat well here.
Tyler Flores
>VI.14.36 (Bar of Salvius); 3494: In one bar, a picture depicts two men playing dice. One shouts, “Six!” while his opponent holds up two fingers and says, “No, that’s not a ‘three’; it’s a ‘two’”. By the door of the bar, another picture shows a short man driving a group of men out.
ancient Roman check em
Nathan Rivera
>VII.15.11-12 (House of Verus; between the two doors of the house); 4838: Secundus says hello to his friends.
>VII.9 (Eumachia Building, via della Abbondanza); 2048: Secundus likes to screw boys.
>IX.8.3 (House of the Centenary; in the latrine near the front door); 5243: “Secundus defecated here” three time on one wall.
fucking Secundus
Tyler Parker
He was the first lad.
Chase White
Yeah, fucking Secundus
Luke Bennett
The Venus of Willendorf.
Lincoln Kelly
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Bentley Jenkins
He was a trip fag
Bentley Moore
who got the first dubs in history
Zachary Ross
>DUDE ROME LMAO
This board would be better if the memes weren't all left over from the first week it existed, and if Reddit left.
Brody Perez
pompeiana.org
II.3.10 (Pottery Shop or Bar of Nicanor; right of the door); 10070: Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’
Jackson Collins
>Firsr butthurt comment
Fuck, impressive
Gabriel Harris
I think it was either Socrates or Diogenes. First green text was the Spartan reply to a war letter that only said
>if
Jonathan Reed
>No homo
Cooper Murphy
Forgot pic