Do you pray?

Do you pray?

What do you ask of God Veeky Forums?

i pray for the fourth reich

smite enemies
>having a fucking enemy

But there never has been a third reich yet.

Only when I really really need something from Him.
The last I asked Him for, he did not grant me, so I've stopped asking.

I pray for God to allow me to go back in time and punch Plato in the face

I pray to the shit god that I don't get bad shits. I eat a lot of fruits so this endeavor is a necessity.

He hears your prayers quaddubs-kun

If He's there, He probably doesn't want to pay attention to me. There's more important matters.

But that just depends on if he's omnipitent.

I pray for a lot of things but this just happened to me last night:

>At buddy's bday party
>smoke a bunch of weed
>on my way home get pulled over
>ohfug.pdf
>cop takes my info and goes back to his squad car
>praying that I'm not about to get a DUI
>cop comes back and explains that I failed to yield to him at the intersection but that he's gonna let me off with a warning
>Thank you Jesus

I literally was singing praises to God the rest of the drive home. Yes I am an idiot and a loser but God is good.

If I did, anymore, I would simply ask for him to reveal himself.

I hear if you develop schizophrenia you'll get to see him lots.

Mostly for to assist my efforts in self-improvement, and to help my friends who are suffering from health problems.

I might pray for the Turks this weekend.

Why pray for yourself? Doesn't Jehova want you to pray for others?

It never fails to make me smile how humanlike God is.

Well he did make you in his image.

It makes me smile that people think that, too.

>forgiveness
>thanks for blessings
>guidance and strength for the day
>reflections about the past
>prayers for friends, family, relatives
>etc thoughts
>Jesus name, amen

I never understood that meme black and white Asian guy. Anyone care to explain?

Forgiveness, and I pray to understand his will.

God isn't a fucking Genie.

It's God from oyasumi punpun. I rec it.

Holy shit thanks a lot, it's been bothering me for years.

I dunno about you guys, but I pray a generic prayer structure with a concrete last line:

Dear Heavenly Father,
(Forgive me of my sins)
(Help me with X today)
(Please help Y)
"Heavenly father, please give me self control, self discipline, wisdom, a hard work ethic, confidence, courage, bravery, perseverance, determination, strength, peace, power, purpose, focus, understanding, joy, and love. But today love, I especially need X, Y, and Z. Amen"

I ask him to deliver me from the evil one and make my will in accord with His.

matthew 6:
7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.

8 Be not ye therefore like unto them: for your Father knoweth what things ye have need of, before ye ask him.

9 After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Father which art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name.

i'm new to reading the bible, but this stood out to me. i pray the Lord's prayer, but when something is heavy on my heart i speak it at the end, as if i am speaking with a friend.

Yeah, sometimes. Even I'm never sure if I believe in God or not. I see it more as a moment of calm, self-reflection, maybe almost meditation.

anyone not answering a gf is lying

Thanks for the tip, user

Peace, beauty and healthy growth for all life everywhere.

In my daily life I typically pray often for little things. When I eat, I pray that the ones who were involved in the production of the food receive kindness and blessing. Stuff like that.

I don't really believe in a god though. I just kind of pray to the universe, I guess.

Peace within the ummah.

Dear god, dear god, TINKLE TINKLE HOY