Dota 2 - /d2g/

>"PA stop farming the jungle solo. Beastmaster hawk there"
>PA proceeds to farm jungle and get gank
>"Timbersaw stop pushing the lane so out, you'll get caught"
>Proceeds to push out and get caught

O N L Y
C O N S T A N T

lol no

>find woman
>remove long hair
>put short hair
>it's now a 12y/o boy
wew lad

>just initiate on centaur LUL

mhm, mhm, indeed.

don't bother arguing user

there are morons on here that think masturbating to penises doesn't make them gay

HOLY SHIT THIS CENTAUR SIEGE IS STUPID

FUCKING UBLLSHIT BRUTAL

how do you have sex d2g?

PEENOISE
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what the actual fuck is this Centaur shit

dotardsss

But you didn't warn them in Russian, is all your fault.

damn, super-rat strikes again. return damage pushing in full effect.

>These Centaur illusions

I'm dying help

warcraft 4 when?

Best girl. Any other answer is wrong desu

>This
>ratting
Don't use words you don't know the meaning of fucking child

>Thinking that modern Blizzard can make a worthwhile game

does anyone have that oddshot from sheever's stream where she goes tot he toilet and you can hear her pissing like a fucking racehorse?

>Futa is gay
-d2g

Find someone of either gender who is attracted to you. Then get to know them better so they'll want to be intimate with you. :)

>2 otherwise useless heroes have a funny and situationally strong interaction
>VALVE NERF PLS, OPOPOPOP IMBA
lol wants you back

>tfw i called the sd centaur illusion pushing
you dotards are bretty bad

shadow demon re-entering the meta

APOLOGIZE

THESE FUCKING ILLUSIONS

ABSOLUTE KEKS

THE RAT HAS EVOLVED

RETURN DAMAGES TOWERS GUYS

IT DAMAGES TOWERS

>shadow demon centaur siege strats

This is great

what the fuck

Somaliance finds new ways to be cancerous every day.

If I take off that hat will you die?

you mean like fountain hooks ?

>tfw all of loda's signature heroes are perfect for shadow demon comps

damn, alliance got the mem game on lock

>one works as it should
>one was an obvious bug

TANKY

DPS

>Centaur Shitrunner is only good with cheese strat

;_;

i just want him to be viable hero..

yes please

>vg.r can barely kill a disrupter

>Alliance abusing op shit to win
I think I've seen that before

>chinks

no, but thinking of it is nice already

>alliance is back
>leshrac is back
What a time to be alive lads

I'm not a feet person but damn that webm got me hard.

> no Mikasa mid

do VG.R want to win or what

Go onto dotabuff>meta

Sort by winrate at 5k

See who's the only one beating memestealer and omnicunt

>op
>the only thing that makes centaur relevant outside of his ult

>chinkshitters this mad

Apologize.

soz

jelly lil chink

Apologize to me and my wife's daughter.

s-sorry l-god

i wil never doubt u again

HOLY SHIT HE HAS 56% WINRATE IN +5K MMR?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

>sub 3% pick rate

>unironically wearing a Monster cap

WE ARE BACK

comenosai ;_;

He's getting paid for that.

>centaur strat
Wait. What did I just miss?

nah he is just balding

>get outdrafted
>get mad

lmao just give in to diversity faggot

NANI?

sorry you are bald

so alliance will take first 10 kills again right

SHADOW
DEMON

THE TRUE MASTER OF SHADOWS HAS RETURNED

I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER LIVE TO SEE THE DAY SHADOW DEMON THE DOTA 2 HERO DOES SOMETHING TO WIN THE GAME

sd disrupting cent to safely push towers
dotards lost their shit because they dont know shit about dota

Gotta hide that bald

Engineerman

Q - Railroad: Engineer can build portions of railroad along any lane. Towers can move along built railroads. (railroad portions can be destroyed but have a lot of hp and are magic immune)

W - Trenches: Engineer makes a hole in the ground which stays for 2 minutes. Any ally on that spot/hole is tinted in red, that means he's invisible to every enemy that isn't in close distance. Enemies walking directly over a trench are slowed.

E - Wall - Small portion of permanent wall that can be destroyed but has high hp. Creeps will slowly climb over it but other units can't. Blocks enemy vision.

R - Rebuild: Rebuilds any building. Cooldown 7/5/3 minutes

shadow demon disruption illusions of centaur killing all t3's with return

Centaur Warrunner illusions do full return damage to towers so Shadow Demon kept spamming the illusions at Dire's towers

I never claimed he wasnt balding.

...

why is she in heels?

>Alliance being destroyed laning and mid game
>Tune out because it's boring
>Get back in, Alliance are taking rax
What the fuck happened.

Can you stop bullying bald people

Sorry you married to an ape.

CHOTTO MATTE

>>Alliance being destroyed
>What the fuck happened.
you failing to understand dota

>Im so hard right now!

anti-BKB carries fucked Naix in the ass and everyone was too tanky to even care about Queen of Pain's 'nukes' or Riki's puny right clicks

>Not one rare drop from whatever compendium shit I did
fuck this shit

memes

that shit is unfun and should be removed. uncounterable bullshit

>nahaz
SHUT UP

just ward their jungle

>uncounterable

Lion

meme siege

>build railroad from t3 to t1
>suddenly have to push both t1 and t3 at once
ebin

they tried lassooing centaur and lesh did 5k damage in 1 fight
lifestealer no mkb