/twg/ - Total War General

>mfw Green Dwarf holds and Estalia continue to attack Empire in the back even after Archaon shows up, and because of that Empire can't handle storm of Chaos coming from the north. They refuse to make peace with me (dwarves).

Fucking kikes, all of them. If not for Vampire counts blocking my reinforsing armies, i would've sent a few regiments to deal with you chaos-worshiping cunts. You bet your traitorous ass, this is going into the Book of Grudges.

Not really viable ranged unfortunately, my ideal end-game build for greenskins was

1 Lord or LL
8 Black Orcs
4 Night Goblin Archers
2 Arachnarok Spiders
2 Giants
2 Savage Orc Boar Boy Big-Uns
1 Doom-Diver Catapult

and that was basically enough to steamroll through ANYTHING i faced. Especially the army with Grimgor leading it, dear god, it was a fucking mobile slaughterhouse.

Looking for a hardcore /twg/ serb battlebuddy to commit genocide together.

We must communicate on radio frequently, and watch an endless number of kebab removal videos and movies, while killing turkroaches people together whenever it strikes our moods.

Oh fuck me. Fucking shield of civilization.

Looks like it's gonna be a "help Archaon destroy the civilized world" campaign.

WHAT DO I DO, DATE IS BEING AN ABSOLUTE MADMAN

THE

We could do that and watch Veeky Forums documentaries too, if you hold my hand

Dorf stacks on the right, undead stacks on the left. Looks like I'm going to have to turtle and maybe fuck off into the mountains to hide again and hope the dwarves prevail. Everything that could go wrong has gone wrong in this campaign.

>MUSTER THE STATE TROOPS

>move slight amount in march stance
>suddenly unable to switch to any other stance and thus have to reload
nice

ELECTOR

>S.E.Lain
great taste buddy, stay safe from the government mind-control brainwave emitters.

is this real, it looks real

creating a mod to make gyrocopters viable, anyone has some values that would make them viable?

Honesty, aside from clearly having some odd quirks, I'd hang with this guy in a setting I felt I wouldn't be murdered in because there were witnesses nearby.

Seems like the kind of nigga who could talk to you about metal for hours and never lose interest in what he is saying.

You can win that easily

Is TW:Warhammer good?

maybe

>Still no baance patch

CUNTS

Ended up being a costly victory because his generals were fucking me up bad.

I believe you are both negating my quest for a loving /twg/ boyfriend

> Tomb Kings still not announced

That's a whole lot of fucking NATO going on there

what do you think of this army composition?

...

Kinda prefer this color scheme of Karl

Player 2 Karl?

It has a much wider variance of units between the factions than say, Attila.

It really depends on if you can get behind the fantasy aspect or not, I'm fine with it so I've been enjoying it but some of the other Veeky Forumsfags clearly struggle to find any enjoyment in it.

Some things are simplified like sanitation is gone, mercenaries are gone (their mechanic exists for one faction in TW:W though), food is gone, family trees are gone, naval combat is gone, small town defense is gone, etc. but the game does improve in a lot of areas.

Each faction offers a VERY different take on the game. I'm enjoying my purchase a lot, already put in 73 hours.

If you have the money to drop on it, and any semblance of interest, I'd say go for it. If you really need a lot of convincing though before you feel comfortable making the purchase it may be better to hold off.

I don't think he wants to talk about metal, desu. I can only see one old busted speaker and no amp. You'll have better luck talking about cyberpunk.

please don't interrupt

The vampire counts are the only allies I can potentially use here, but they're the ones getting bullied by chaos right now.

Can't you fuckers see we need to band together as an axis of evil

Warhammer Online all around had higher quality artists doing their concept work.

I mean there is some great stuff from TW:W but it doesn't touch the ridiculously meticulous attention to detail that the WH:O artists brought to the table.

Look at this Bright Wizard, I dare you to find me a better picture of a Bright Wizard anywhere. Fucking. Anywhere.

It's clear that he'd be more interested in outer-space, you fool.

Now help me find a boyfriend.

>first campaign play as VC, pretty good if played right, love the faction on a concept level and aesthetically
>campaign as dorfs, VC is doing horribly, can't even get out of Eastern Sylvania
>now doing Empire, 40 turns in, VC is once again awful, fucking Templehof is higher in the power ranking

Make Mannfred great again, CA.

SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS

RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW

COUNTS

Karl will be your boyfriend

Who else gotten their money's worth so far

Paid $40 got 200 hours

How do you already have 200 hours?

Proof?

You might die a horrible death, but at least it'll be fun in Warhammer

That's an impossibility because GW killed him

I'd post proof but I'm comfy in bed atm

To be fair I did leave it one one night or two so it's probably closer to 170-180 in reality

Not having a job helped

...

What about 40k then, buddy?

What about Mortarion, user?

He could sure use a friend these days. Gets bullied harder than all the other Daemon Primarchs.

How does the CA mod manager work for TW:W? If I have 2 mods adding units but they don't edit any existing entries in the tables (just add new lines), will the mod still work or not?

BY

you know what I have learned playing as empire on very hard?

don't take marienburg until way fucking later in the game as the skaeling gun it for you once you take that fucking city.

even in death marienburg fucks you over.

....fine.

Sigmar will be your boyfriend.

but only if you protect his smile

He's clearly not /twg/ - you're not taking this seriously.

>top knotz
>allies

You already done fucked it up.

S┴N∩OƆ ɹO┴ƆƎ˥Ǝ ƎH┴ NOWW∩S

ooɔ ʎʇʇǝɹd s,ʇɐɥʇ ʎǝɥ

Just make walls you retard

Hmm, TW:Warhammer is really a great game that gives you the one more turn feel, but after only 65 hours i find myself kinda done with it for now.

For as fun as it was to shout WAAGH (much to the confusement of my neighbors) and grumble about grudges, it kinda quickly fades.

I completed all campaigns on hard and very hard, and while factions are nicely different, it is the same for everyone.
Survive the start and then you easily win by simply pressing end turn enough times.

I wish i had an excuse to play this more than just increasing a statistic number for the enemy. I feel i have already gotten the essence of out the game, even if its super interesting.

In comparison i played Shogun 2 for about 150 hours without me feeling that the game was too linear, but maybe i just didnt use the right cheese strats.

I wish i could use hundreds of hours on this game, but at least i can look forward to DLC:

>meanwhile in Averland

>literally yelling Waagh Irl

Your autistic bro

>For as fun as it was to shout WAAGH (much to the confusement of my neighbors)

pffchchhchhhhchchhCHCHCH

Not hm but I did something similar at first user.

>ally with Crooked Moon Tribe, Bloody Spearz and Top Knotz ASAP
>kill red fangs take all their territory
>kill karak azul take all their territory
>by now top knotz will probably have killed the rest of the greenskins in the western badlands
>declare war on top knotz
>take all their shit
>declare war on crooked moon tribe
>take all their shit

I now own all of Badlands and it is about turn 50. Bloody Spearz I basically just used as meat shield until I had the Badlands united and had the strength to go fuck up the rest of the world.

You should always conquer all of the badlands so you are not a piss ant, else they will just declare war on you.

If you are Rank 1-2 they will piss their pants instead.

Try mods, legendary mode, custom battles, multiplayer battles, and multiplayer campaigns I guess.

Otherwise I don't know what to say user, if you are burned out you are burned out. Happens to the best of us.

>Make walls for some settlements
>AI beelines for closest unwalled settlement
>make walls for all settlements
>AI just sits besieging the city but never actually attacks

It might be smart but it's not much fun to play against.

>65 hours
>all the campaigns
I've got 96 hours and I've only done Empire and Vampire Counts, how the fuck do you play that it takes you so little time

They're fine, they're just down there being peaceful and sending over raiding parties to fuck with the tileans. The bjornlings went ahead and razed some of their sacred clay so I could get my savage orcs. Nothing more I need from them, Azhag is a just and noble ruler.

Franz, on the other hand, is a warmongering, opportunistic piece of shit, and he will eat his own hammer when I'm done conquering the mountains.

Fucking right though mate?

I've only done the VC and Greenskin campaigns and I'm at 82 hours.

Granted I did start a Chaos campaign but I didn't get very far.

I wonder if he was playing the game like Civilization and just auto-resolving EVERYTHING unless he absolutely couldn't like quest battles.

Dont do all battles, auto resolve most of them unless they are really important and the auto resolver gives you shit.

Else pretty much just be super agressive from turn 1 until you got a lot of shit, take 10 turns to build eco, and then just rampage around with 2-3 stacks.

By the time Ever-chosen comes the others will be afraid of your Rank 1 and either ally you or keep out of your way, so you can hold a chokepoint from where he comes.

Hoarding eco/growth and knowing when to tech for some turns makes it easy to swarm with armies later.

The point is to give your armies time to reinforce

I-I don't know how can I make friends in this game , every match that I enter in quick battle noone talk s.
Noone of my friends want to play TW;WH , they are blizzard fanboys and are playing the shit out of Overwatch.
I feel alone in campaing, in multiplayer.
What can I do /twg/?

i auto resolve all meaningless battles where i am super ahead or cannot win.

(unless its sieges, i love sieges, especially with dwarves)

400 FUCKING TURNS
and still more to go
holy FUCK

>all those dwarves you have to kill

have fun you poor bastard

>Marius: party @ my place tonight!
>Marius: byob
>*Warrior Priest Uter likes this*

The Fuck is this sporadic ownership

How to build a VC campaign army? Chaos wrecking my shit.

i gave the empire a peace treaty while i fucked up bretonnia, so they started settling in the empty provinces.
karl franz the absolute madman

SUMON THE ELECTOR BOYFRIEND

Go to sleep!

Why did you raze norscan? Just peace out and let them rape your enemies

Well i have lots of friends who play TWW, but we've played so much i'm almost at the point of avoiding them. I agree there is this crazy radio silence in most TWW games. People used to chat a lot more in Attila.

it's 13:49 user. wake up

i guess i just didn't want them at my back while i fought anyone else.

fighting chaos when you have only 4 units with decent armour penetration in your stack is quite a pain

sneaky stabbin is a life saviour

In all my campaigns they've never betrayed me after peacing out, they're a useful late game tool for harassing your enemies

I kinda wish they had gotten the voice actor that did Karl-Franz for Dark Omen, he had the best fucking voice.

youtu.be/ohE9lfQHQzQ?list=PL836ECC49EDACFBED&t=248

How is the Empire even rank 1 in this situation when there is so many independant human realms left.

>need dwarven armies to intercept your army
>took the underway ambusher skill
>never get intercepted

Fuck.

What mods are you cunts using?

I'm pretty sure when I was buds with the dwarves they forced me into a war with the Varg, then I couldn't peace with them due to their power.

He's got clay in bretonnia, and the northern shore is still pretty intact. He has a lot of land, and chaos is being a bitch nigga and going straight for the badlands instead of... oh, idk, his fucking campaign objective FUCK YOU ARCHAON GO KILL FRANZ RREEEEEEE

The Orc troops are just a joke. Although I don't know how your Goblin Wolf Riders managed to get any kills against Chaos, their 16 fucking no armor piercing damage is just awful.

12x Grave Guard (Great weapons for fighting armored people AKA non-marauder chaos)
4x Black Knight (Lance and Barding)
3x Vargheist

engage infantry with grave guard, flank and repeatedly charge with black knights, vargheists on archers, artillery and missile cavalry, also black knights on foot archers to basically instantly fuck their shit up

You can be this nigga's boyfriend
or you can try and find other people in the thread who are down to play with you. Although I would advise waiting until later in the day as it is 5:00am on the West Coast of the U.S. and 8:00am on the East Coast right now so most people aren't up or are getting ready for work.

He sounds more like a statesman, which might have been a better fit. Total War Karl Franz got a great voice for a general/hero though.

Replace the Vargheist with bats, they're cheaper, faster and more effective. Vargheist are absolutely inept, they're Trolls with better Leadership.