>perfect ass >wm has no cannon ass >wm only has ass in fanart and smut
Andrew Watson
>mfw left the last 5 match I've played early >mfw I have almost no fun anymore with this shit
only 20 hours in and I'm bored out of my mind, game has almost zero depth to it
Jonathan Allen
>that useless token hanzo player on your team on attack
Sebastian Hall
Does Reaper move slightly faster in spooky ghost mode? Hard to tell.
Christian Robinson
>we have to share the game and threads with /pol/acks and nu/v/tards GODDAMN IT, MOOT, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ADD USER IDS TO Veeky Forums
Ryder Hall
Has anyone made a bust chart for this game yet?
Caleb Reyes
It would have been cool if they made Widowmaker Japanese and her default VA was in Japanese. It would have made dunking widows so much more fun.
Nathaniel King
Will do thanks. Maybe it being all on the same drive also explains why my PC, while playing, is loud as fuck,
Owen Sanders
Pharah is cute. CUTE!
Levi King
I take back all I said about english (international) dub being best. I wish I could get some characters only.
Isaiah Nelson
What is the worst way you guys have lost a game?
>Pushing the payload on Route 66 >Last point >About 2-3 meters away >We're wiping them 1 by 1, they are just trickling deaths >Payload super close >Zarya ults their right base entrance (Since left one is longer / you can see through it) to hold them inside as we push last few meters >Genji reflects the ult back at us and we all get in it and die >Never mount a good push after that
Christopher Lewis
No, it just feels that way because he floats rather than stepping.
Sebastian Lee
Whats your dream hero?
Matthew Morales
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Julian Jackson
>no canon ass
u wot
Isaac Williams
>sounds like 50yo Weebs kys
Camden Anderson
true
Sebastian Peterson
Guys:
Blocking damage on Zarya buffs her left click right? Not just her right click / orbs?
Bentley Baker
Reminder that Zarya was literally created to shut tumblr up, and you can shout and scream and cry about /pol/ or whatever the fuck you want and it will not change the simple fact stated by Jeff Kaplan, one of the lead game designers for Blizzard.
Nathan Ramirez
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Angel Parker
>he only plays mercy
Benjamin Torres
t. Tumblrkin
Ian Morris
also gives her a bigger shield iirc
Matthew Peterson
Yes
Caleb Carter
I fucking love deleting anyone that comes into my room as Symmetra
>She was created to shut up Tumblr >She's a hard line conservative who's been Redpilled on the Omnigger crisis and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty dealing with it
Aaron Scott
tricked rofl mercy sucks
Jonathan Adams
>Kings Row >Curb stomp them at first point >Get near the winning point quickly >They start to fight back >Times running out >Overtime >We mount the best attack we've had all game >Our Mercy survives and is keeping OT on >Our Tracer was a second or two away >Rest of the team followed >Our Mercy leaves the payload for no reason and we lose
Wasn't even noticed by the Reinhardt that was wildly swinging since it was so chaotic.
Luis Barnes
>not maining Mercy and Junkrat >2016 >almost 2017
Landon Thompson
Who has the best emotes/taunts? I like all of McCrees, especially the spinning one.
Levi Brooks
I think her looks were more a jab than anything. Similar to that South Park episode that did pretty much the same thing by making liberals into dudebros.
Sebastian Taylor
xth for less arguing about tumblr and more arguing about asses mercy and mei are best, widow and tracer only seem good because they have eye catching skin tight clothes
Camden Nguyen
Seriously.
Like, why the fuck are you even playing this game?
Shouldn't you be playing some MMORPG?
Fuck healer-only players. This is a shooter. You should be rushing other people down.
Liam Watson
really rare and original, keep us posted
Justin Howard
mei is obese
Parker Price
>play offensive damage dealer >be almost the only one who deals damage >switch to reinhardt next round >suddenly the whole team deals zero damage
Nicholas Bennett
Mei is morbidly obese, she needs help. Stop enabling her behavior, for her own sake.
Alexander Williams
I played a few games with a friend's friend who MAINS Mercy (he has about 20 hours with her and her only) and he is such an insufferable cunt. He complains nonstop about every team. He always says whichever character killed him last was easy mode even though he's never played any other characters. he also tries to give me damage boost way too much instead of healing me and tries to get kills with his shit pistol just to brag about killing someone. I unfriended that dude so quick. Fucking screaming into the mic like a child.
Kayden Myers
Reinhart flex. Best paired with flex victory pose and stretching highlight intro while keeping a recolor skin.
Adam Butler
if they dont im sure it would not talk long for them to figure it out but also ive been reading the wiki and some news lady figured it out so im sure everyone knows
Cooper Allen
;_;
David Butler
Mercy's emotes are great, especially the staff one.
Ryder Gomez
I dont think anyone denies that the game is intentionally diverse, which baffles me how so many /pol/tards play this game, I guess they just love being angry
Colton Thompson
>obese this meme has to end, she's chubby at worst
Jonathan Moore
>be me >cool bounty hunter cowboy outlaw >fighting some nerds in some snowy area, I don't fuckin know >see my ult is charged >turn to tracer >ask her what time it is >TOIME? WOTS TOIME? >notice tracer doesn't have a watch >notice none of my european teammates have watches >big ben, thousands of miles away, starts to chime >all europeans have some sort of genetic mutation that lets them hear big ben no matter where they are >mercy stops healing me so she can count the bongs on her fingers >tracer drops her guns to count the bongs >reinhardt drops his shield to count and gets killed by genji >tracer looks at me and yells "OI, IT'S TWELVE BONG!" >mfw
Jaxon Carter
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Nathaniel Kelly
>lose on watchpoint with 6min left on the clock >point out it was a bad game due to bad matchmaking >they say losing quickly doesnt mean bad matchmaking
uh, yes it fucking does
when will people understand forced500 and that their individual team contributions dont matter much?
Nicholas Sanchez
someone explain why winston is mentioned there
Adam Gonzalez
Heroes never die. Never. She won't let you. You should be disturbed by this fact.
Logan Bennett
What does it feel like to snuggle your face on Widowmaker's ass?
Xavier Murphy
>playing hanzo on attack >steal potg from a bastion with my ult >bastion player rages calling me a no skill faggot press q to win >tell him aorry i can't hold down left click for potg >he starts cussing and using racial slurs >report him to blizz for racist hate speech while pretending to be a deeply hurt and offended yet composed black man >i actually white. >mfw
Christopher Moore
I'm a fucking killing machine when I play Reinhardt. Makes me sad whenever I have gold in kills and damage when I play him though.
Jackson Wright
Most players I encounter are really useless. I have to use my gun as Mercy because they can't do shit.
Ian Hill
Playing Reinhardt is a flip of a coin. You either need to be in stack or hope that a decent stack is on your team.
Ayden Nguyen
This is why it's brilliant. Tumblrinas never actually play games, so they're appeased by appearance and don't know that. Well played, Blizzard.
Alexander Gomez
Is it me or is Overwatch filled with so many fucking normie players
Henry Lee
I'm afraid of buying a legendary skin cause I know I'll just the the recoler in a chest a level later
Think for me it was when the reinheart ulted during an over time when our pay load was like 5 feet away from victory.
Julian Smith
It's League of Legends with a coat of shooter paint on it. It was literally designed for normies.
Mason Rodriguez
Because this game is designed to cater to casuals.
Normies are all casuals.
This isn't Quake. This game won't attract the Raphas of the world.
Anthony Johnson
>mfw I prefer normalfags to weeaboo mainers
Mason Roberts
the Recall video i think she is LITERALLY Dr. Frankenstein and i love her for it also >what has happened to you reaper >why dont you tell me doc
Jack Gray
either its mercy's reaction to winston's call to arms or morrisson getting patched and revived with monkey tech and seeing Winston when he was revived / turn into cyborg
Charles Ortiz
There is no reason to buy a legendary skin. If you do that you are fucking stupid.
Michael Hughes
Literally why play anything else when Widowmaker is so perfect?
Christian Nguyen
zenyatta confirmed american
Ryder Cox
I'd say 1 in 5 games, I go gold for eliminations as Lucio. I've got a lot of games where people pick Tracer or Genji and never flank, so I end up doing it for them to secure objective or disrupt their healing, etc. At least Lucio lets me still have fun though. I can't imagine what Mercy players have to deal with when their team is super passive.
Wyatt Thompson
>load in as soldier on the desert canyon >pushing like a storm of death >realise we have no tank or healer >"fuck it I'll go roadhog" >unable to push cart any further from that moment on
Brayden Martin
No reason.
>does everything the best >pisses off your teammates which is an added bonus
Lincoln Walker
>that mole
Dylan Carter
So what are the chances that we'll get a singleplayer campaign for Overwatch next year or the year after?
Because as cool as the multiplayer seems to be based on the videos I've seen, it doesn't feel complete without a singleplayer.
It doesn't even have to be much.
Just have a 14-15 hour campaign starring Tracer or Soldier 76 or whatever.
Levi Hall
Right after they release the Dota 2 campaign mode
Anthony Phillips
>bullying pharah waifushitters
Cameron Thompson
tfw mercy is fran and genji is sentinel
Adrian Hernandez
There is nothing more ecstatic than reviving your Soldier and damage boosting his aimbot moving down enemy shitters.
Ryder Perez
you remind me of all those shitters who wanted a story mode for s4 league and then they got it and it was super shit the game died off soon after too amusingly
Carson Morgan
Moles are fucking disgusting.
Whenever I save pictures of Bayonetta or Zero Suit Samus, I fucking ALWAYS photoshop the mole out.
They're gross. They should be surgically removed.
Joshua Myers
>defense on anus >whatever ez game, go junkrat >3... 2... 1... >5 fucking d.vas and a lucio pour out of spawn >barely keep them at bay >lucio goes mcree >team is too retarded to deal with them >5 defense matrixes all the time means nothing gets through while mcshit instagibs whoever he so pleases >try to defend last point >NERFTHISNERFTHISNERFTHISNERFTHIS
Cooper Gray
>playing mecree >enter room of death >die instantly while moving at a snails pace >realize team has 3 symmetras...
Jason Miller
D.Va and Mei are the two sexiest Overwatches.
If you play as Mei, you're probably a bitch in real life. D.Va buff when.