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ASS

I want Mei to smother me with her wide ass!

3rd for kill all omnics

Fuck you zarya.

Mercy is the purest

I want to feel Mei's ripply cellulite riddled thighs and stretch marks!

So does anyone in the new Overwatch team know that Soldier 76 is actually Strike Commander Morrison?

my nigga

Why does Reaper ult go through walls?

Should I buy Charred Junkrat and a Symmetra PotG into, or save for 1000 and get a legendary for Torbjorn?

she might be a low tier waifu but damn dat ass

Xth for Japanese voices are superior

>Ito Shizuka saying "ARA ARA!"
>mfw

youtube.com/watch?v=AuwE6BWYDes

You just got rused kid.
I'm actually papa hog.

>perfect ass
>wm has no cannon ass
>wm only has ass in fanart and smut

>mfw left the last 5 match I've played early
>mfw I have almost no fun anymore with this shit

only 20 hours in and I'm bored out of my mind, game has almost zero depth to it

>that useless token hanzo player on your team on attack

Does Reaper move slightly faster in spooky ghost mode? Hard to tell.

>we have to share the game and threads with /pol/acks and nu/v/tards
GODDAMN IT, MOOT, ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ADD USER IDS TO Veeky Forums

Has anyone made a bust chart for this game yet?

It would have been cool if they made Widowmaker Japanese and her default VA was in Japanese. It would have made dunking widows so much more fun.

Will do thanks. Maybe it being all on the same drive also explains why my PC, while playing, is loud as fuck,

Pharah is cute. CUTE!

I take back all I said about english (international) dub being best.
I wish I could get some characters only.

What is the worst way you guys have lost a game?

>Pushing the payload on Route 66
>Last point
>About 2-3 meters away
>We're wiping them 1 by 1, they are just trickling deaths
>Payload super close
>Zarya ults their right base entrance (Since left one is longer / you can see through it)
to hold them inside as we push last few meters
>Genji reflects the ult back at us and we all get in it and die
>Never mount a good push after that

No, it just feels that way because he floats rather than stepping.

Whats your dream hero?

...

>no canon ass

u wot

>sounds like 50yo
Weebs kys

true

Guys:

Blocking damage on Zarya buffs her left click right? Not just her right click / orbs?

Reminder that Zarya was literally created to shut tumblr up, and you can shout and scream and cry about /pol/ or whatever the fuck you want and it will not change the simple fact stated by Jeff Kaplan, one of the lead game designers for Blizzard.

...

>he only plays mercy

t. Tumblrkin

also gives her a bigger shield iirc

Yes

I fucking love deleting anyone that comes into my room as Symmetra

youtube.com/watch?v=c1QUv4ERvEw

THEME OF WIDOWMAKER

>She was created to shut up Tumblr
>She's a hard line conservative who's been Redpilled on the Omnigger crisis and isn't afraid to get her hands dirty dealing with it

tricked rofl
mercy sucks

>Kings Row
>Curb stomp them at first point
>Get near the winning point quickly
>They start to fight back
>Times running out
>Overtime
>We mount the best attack we've had all game
>Our Mercy survives and is keeping OT on
>Our Tracer was a second or two away
>Rest of the team followed
>Our Mercy leaves the payload for no reason and we lose

Wasn't even noticed by the Reinhardt that was wildly swinging since it was so chaotic.

>not maining Mercy and Junkrat
>2016
>almost 2017

Who has the best emotes/taunts? I like all of McCrees, especially the spinning one.

I think her looks were more a jab than anything. Similar to that South Park episode that did pretty much the same thing by making liberals into dudebros.

xth for less arguing about tumblr and more arguing about asses
mercy and mei are best, widow and tracer only seem good because they have eye catching skin tight clothes

Seriously.

Like, why the fuck are you even playing this game?

Shouldn't you be playing some MMORPG?

Fuck healer-only players. This is a shooter. You should be rushing other people down.

really rare and original, keep us posted

mei is obese

>play offensive damage dealer
>be almost the only one who deals damage
>switch to reinhardt next round
>suddenly the whole team deals zero damage

Mei is morbidly obese, she needs help. Stop enabling her behavior, for her own sake.

I played a few games with a friend's friend who MAINS Mercy (he has about 20 hours with her and her only) and he is such an insufferable cunt. He complains nonstop about every team. He always says whichever character killed him last was easy mode even though he's never played any other characters. he also tries to give me damage boost way too much instead of healing me and tries to get kills with his shit pistol just to brag about killing someone. I unfriended that dude so quick. Fucking screaming into the mic like a child.

Reinhart flex.
Best paired with flex victory pose and stretching highlight intro while keeping a recolor skin.

if they dont im sure it would not talk long for them to figure it out
but also ive been reading the wiki and some news lady figured it out so im sure everyone knows

;_;

Mercy's emotes are great, especially the staff one.

I dont think anyone denies that the game is intentionally diverse, which baffles me how so many /pol/tards play this game, I guess they just love being angry

>obese
this meme has to end, she's chubby at worst

>be me
>cool bounty hunter cowboy outlaw
>fighting some nerds in some snowy area, I don't fuckin know
>see my ult is charged
>turn to tracer
>ask her what time it is
>TOIME? WOTS TOIME?
>notice tracer doesn't have a watch
>notice none of my european teammates have watches
>big ben, thousands of miles away, starts to chime
>all europeans have some sort of genetic mutation that lets them hear big ben no matter where they are
>mercy stops healing me so she can count the bongs on her fingers
>tracer drops her guns to count the bongs
>reinhardt drops his shield to count and gets killed by genji
>tracer looks at me and yells "OI, IT'S TWELVE BONG!"
>mfw

...

>lose on watchpoint with 6min left on the clock
>point out it was a bad game due to bad matchmaking
>they say losing quickly doesnt mean bad matchmaking

uh, yes it fucking does

when will people understand forced500 and that their individual team contributions dont matter much?

someone explain why winston is mentioned there

Heroes never die.
Never.
She won't let you.
You should be disturbed by this fact.

What does it feel like to snuggle your face on Widowmaker's ass?

>playing hanzo on attack
>steal potg from a bastion with my ult
>bastion player rages calling me a no skill faggot press q to win
>tell him aorry i can't hold down left click for potg
>he starts cussing and using racial slurs
>report him to blizz for racist hate speech while pretending to be a deeply hurt and offended yet composed black man
>i actually white.
>mfw

I'm a fucking killing machine when I play Reinhardt. Makes me sad whenever I have gold in kills and damage when I play him though.

Most players I encounter are really useless. I have to use my gun as Mercy because they can't do shit.

Playing Reinhardt is a flip of a coin. You either need to be in stack or hope that a decent stack is on your team.

This is why it's brilliant. Tumblrinas never actually play games, so they're appeased by appearance and don't know that.
Well played, Blizzard.

Is it me or is Overwatch filled with so many fucking normie players

I'm afraid of buying a legendary skin cause I know I'll just the the recoler in a chest a level later

I assume it's Winston calling her back to duty.

strawpoll.me/10395152

Post your shitty D.Va's pls

>Pharah
>Farah

It can't be a coincidence

Think for me it was when the reinheart ulted during an over time when our pay load was like 5 feet away from victory.

It's League of Legends with a coat of shooter paint on it. It was literally designed for normies.

Because this game is designed to cater to casuals.

Normies are all casuals.

This isn't Quake. This game won't attract the Raphas of the world.

>mfw I prefer normalfags to weeaboo mainers

the Recall video i think
she is LITERALLY Dr. Frankenstein
and i love her for it
also
>what has happened to you reaper
>why dont you tell me doc

either its mercy's reaction to winston's call to arms or morrisson getting patched and revived with monkey tech and seeing Winston when he was revived / turn into cyborg

There is no reason to buy a legendary skin. If you do that you are fucking stupid.

Literally why play anything else when Widowmaker is so perfect?

zenyatta confirmed american

I'd say 1 in 5 games, I go gold for eliminations as Lucio. I've got a lot of games where people pick Tracer or Genji and never flank, so I end up doing it for them to secure objective or disrupt their healing, etc. At least Lucio lets me still have fun though. I can't imagine what Mercy players have to deal with when their team is super passive.

>load in as soldier on the desert canyon
>pushing like a storm of death
>realise we have no tank or healer
>"fuck it I'll go roadhog"
>unable to push cart any further from that moment on

No reason.

>does everything the best
>pisses off your teammates which is an added bonus

>that mole

So what are the chances that we'll get a singleplayer campaign for Overwatch next year or the year after?

Because as cool as the multiplayer seems to be based on the videos I've seen, it doesn't feel complete without a singleplayer.

It doesn't even have to be much.

Just have a 14-15 hour campaign starring Tracer or Soldier 76 or whatever.

Right after they release the Dota 2 campaign mode

>bullying pharah waifushitters

tfw mercy is fran and genji is sentinel

There is nothing more ecstatic than reviving your Soldier and damage boosting his aimbot moving down enemy shitters.

you remind me of all those shitters who wanted a story mode for s4 league
and then they got it
and it was super shit
the game died off soon after too amusingly

Moles are fucking disgusting.

Whenever I save pictures of Bayonetta or Zero Suit Samus, I fucking ALWAYS photoshop the mole out.

They're gross. They should be surgically removed.

>defense on anus
>whatever ez game, go junkrat
>3... 2... 1...
>5 fucking d.vas and a lucio pour out of spawn
>barely keep them at bay
>lucio goes mcree
>team is too retarded to deal with them
>5 defense matrixes all the time means nothing gets through while mcshit instagibs whoever he so pleases
>try to defend last point
>NERFTHISNERFTHISNERFTHISNERFTHIS

>playing mecree
>enter room of death
>die instantly while moving at a snails pace
>realize team has 3 symmetras...

D.Va and Mei are the two sexiest Overwatches.

If you play as Mei, you're probably a bitch in real life.
D.Va buff when.

i agree. the world needs more shitty dva