/btbg/ Battleborn general

>using ingame aa
>ever

phoebe a best

slut

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he was first so he might have some validity to his argument

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Please don't let this game die

The game will probably be fine regardless of the thread, friend. But the threads aren't doing much because whenever they start to move they attract shitposters, and the people who want to talk about the game don't want the shitposters to be a part of that conversation. Enjoy the game and don't worry about the rest.

It's a three way tie between Phoebe, Shayne and Galilea

i dont get the shayne infatuation

mellka, thorn, phoebe, and gali are all in my dreams nightly with pick related as my number 1

THEM THIGHS

also dat A E S T H E T I C

shit taste

It's the dike look
she's also a preteen

i blame myself for not bumping the last gen, i got turnt up last night ;_;

>literal white trash crack whore face with a shadow fiend backpack

Performance fixes when?

Too bad ingame Phoebe looks nothing like that.

glad I'm not the only one that thinks that design is a complete SF ripoff

she still looks cute

How am I supposed to do 2000 damage with blade rush? It's the only lore challenge I need for Phoebe

>birthday yesterday
>get a small dvd sized gift from my mom
>she asked the clerk which game is popular right now
>she knows i loved tf2
>think it's overwatch
>it's actually battleborn

fuck that cunt of a clerk

i get it nice simpson meme

the final bossfight with the wolf suicide mission with the varelsi boss
when he takes you into the void phase basically kill all the hungers and wait for the rest to group up
take all the damage things and explosive rush
stuff like the max shield = damage and shield boosts

average battleborn player

>he got it on console
smart kid

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>Galilea dives me as Foxtrot
>she gets shat on
>does it again
>insanity.txt
>taunt the dumbass
>he starts beelining me for the rest of the game
>just keep killing and taunting

Poor bastard with his old and busted waifu.

youtube.com/watch?v=A1RBofLJ0J8

waw.

youtube.com/watch?v=WF5oIKubaz4

have a video

>kill a guy a few times
>don't taunt
>he manages to kill me once
>he taunts
>ohitsfuckingonnow
>focus and kill him
>taunt every time
>win
fuck taunters

Hottest voice on the worst girl
What was gearbox thinking

>guy is steam rolling our entire team, no deaths
>get the drop on him while he was trying to teleport back to base
>taunt after killing him
>he leaves the match

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console?

She sounds like a 13yo

I wonder which figurine he got

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PC.

Shayne? Her lore says she's still a preteen

Montana likes Thorn. I haven't heard if Thorn cares or not.

Ghalt and Reyna used to be an item?

Phoebe is sexually attracted to Caldarius's power armor.

Whiskey and Deande have been hooking up via internet long enough that they have a 'usual spot.'

Anyone else?

Benedict loves himself and had a wife who may or may not have died when the aviant world was destroyed.

Whiskey is one of her biggest info sources.
He gives info, she gives sex.

Shayne, because some people like small tits, and she has really nice small tits

I still don't see the problem here

She looks like dogshit like all other Gearbox characters do in the game. Her design is cute, like Alani's.

Thorn talks about Montana fondly, so we can assume they both like each other

ISIC is in love with killing himself, and has a for disembodied kneecaps

Phoebe wants Caldarius because he vibrates and isn't a machine

Whiskey and Deande I could believe, but I prefer OM personally

Orendi and toby

Marquis is robutt gay for ISIC

Mellka is a dyke in a sea of straight women. Maybe she can fuck fishlips or something

Reyna is mom

No no, ISIC is just Marquis' spirit animal.

Mellka

I thought that was owls

Marquis likes owls because he was programmed to like owls. He sees ISIC as a superior spirit animal through his own sentience.

More drawfags need to play this game.

Ah I see

Battleborn is fun

Overwatch is (even witch all the Blizzard hype) only a 7/10
youtube.com/watch?v=p9aMpjYFaTk

I am happy I play the superior game. Love Battleborn and enjoying every second

Angry Joe's review was half baked as fuck. He complains about how you can't directly buy skins, while not mentioning at all that you can with in game currency. He also says that switching characters around to counter the enemy team is "balancing issues" when Blizzard made the game to be played like that, instead of maining the same damn character for every match.

But yeah, I'm sure the 700ish people watching Stillborn on Twitch will agree with you about how superior their game is to a triple AAA, beautifully polished, addictive shooter like Overwatch.

>addictive
The gameplay is samey as fuck. I played the beta for a bit and just got bored. I'm glad you enjoy it though. Have fun, user.

get three coffins ready: evolve, colonial marines and duke nukem.

oh I forgot a fourth: battleborn
youtube.com/watch?v=Sv_GcxkmW4Y

Ebin

>Whiskey and Deande I could believe, but I prefer OM personally

Whiskey's lore challenge Some Find Me Repulsive gives you a transcript of his review after buying stickies and getting his gun modded.
There's a private comment attached that says 'why would you trust an with a gun mod, that shit looks awful, also hey sexy want sum fuk?'
The comment is from a user named 'FANOFTHEEMPIRE,' which is also the first title you get from leveling Deande.

I know I am bit too late but man does Incursion have so many flaws.

It and Meltdown are two completely different things at this point.

but the constant character switching is kind of a boring thing because the impact of character choices is rendered moot when you can switch out whenever you want. Not to mention there's many characters that are completely useless because the are counterpointed not by characters but shitty mechanics/stats or super limited usage that you cannot call a "nich"e because it's a niche of a niche

If they make ranked/comp queues limit it to 2 per person or 7 per team so switches and picks havem ore impact.

>Snipers in BB are broken as fuck, enjoy it while it lasts

Another reason why I want toby changed. He's stupid broken at range when he's allowed to have his way, but he has to be so easy to jump on in order to balance it out. I'd much rather he be far better at mid-close range combat and long range is negligible harass.

It's alright pal, you picked the wrong game. No shame in that nobody here's gonna judge just have a good time :^).

evolve wasnt gearbox but i get where you're comin from

ur buttmad about some game you dont play

classic memer

I understand dividing matchmaking by region but further dividing it for PvP, Co-op, and private is killing matchmaking. I'm not going to wait 10+ minutes to find a fucking match.

meming the memers.

Toby just needs a better ult and shield.
Snipers in BB do well because they hard counter guys with massive as hell hitboxes like Kleese (every sniper eats him alive)

Toby either needs his ult to not be a shitty Isic ult with a massive startup and complete loss of his defense mechanics or a new one entirely

I don't even understand why they can't pick best region and have everyone in the same queue. I'd rather take high ping and decent matchmaking than low ping and shitty games.

DEAD GAME LOL
THIS GAME SO SHIT

Thanks for the bump, friend :)

nigger :^)

Ambra's Solar wind lore challenge is total BS.
Shit got nerfed in damage so you have to grind it out in one place in story mode to get the kills and it's a fucking long cd skill so even if you do find one of many grind spots you have to wait between cd's.

I hope you report to gearbox, dont just post here
this shit is garbage, these fucking lore challenges borderline requiring specific fucking gear and PVE level sections
>Phoebe

who fucking coded this game, these fps drops are worse than anything I've experienced in 5 years

>I alt tabbed to post this
>battleborn decides to not let me alt tab back to it
>process in task manager is only background, not active
>lose progress in the mission I was in
I'm literally done. Game is fun, I like the heroes, but I can't abide by this. These programmers need to be named and shamed - this is an insulting level of work. The quality does not exist.
>I lost 20 minutes of work on a mission
I hope they kill themselves.

>blizzdrones still shitting up the general

gee whiz, it's just like you've got nothing better to do, did your little gem turn out to be shallow, boring and repetitive as fuck?

you already posted this several days ago bruv, one star

you sound salty.

Battleborn has the BEST character design in vidya. Instead of waifu-bait, we get REAL women.

>several days ago
try a single day ago
and it fucking happened again
yeah, I'm fucking mad

Never play in true fullscreen mode. Also never hit alt-f4 while outside the game, because the game will respond to the key combination sometimes and close out. The game is unfinished and lacks polish, and it shows everywhere.

pity bump

dont pity me, pity my optimization

>I would rather tab back in to a dota game than this
I hope they're sad. I hope that shit burns deep in their souls. Punishment.

-15% stopped playing this garbage after a month

>double negative

expected nothing else from a blizzdrone

>playing for pve

you missed the point a while ago

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>Oscar Mike on meltdown
>Do I have to specify map? The meltdown map
>Other guys have a Kleese
>See him standing still shooting at minions
>Run around behind him
>He melts because lol 60% shield pen
>Just stands there like a dumbass
>This happens many more times
>Jump him and he just ignores me despite getting his shit pushed in
>Steamroll these motherfuckers
some people shouldn't play this game

>1 hour passed in the queue
>Check player stats
>1600 player on sunday
WAKE ME UP

its almost like america is asleep