/d2g/ - Dota 2 General

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/22210/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page


>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: reddit.com/r/dota2smut
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: yasp.co
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
reddit.com/r/DotA2
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui

>BETTING
IS FOR DEGENERATES
BUT HERES SOME LINKS
dota2lounge.com/
dota2.vpgame.com/
gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
dota2bestyolo.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

reddit.com/r/dota2smut
dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
dotabuff.com/players/53764543
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

secret are in the dumpster!

>shitposted OP

AND KRUOKY IS THE TRASHMAN

Does anyone else think the cleveland show is absolute garbage?

Nothing to do but post animes until the major starts again!

>Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: reddit.com/r/dota2smut
>Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
retard

Yes but it's the best thing I have right now for background noise

>post animes
>degenerate abundance

Fucking esports. Why do you last so little?

First for ez awoo~ victory.

...

Dota is literally a game for cuckolds.

It's so fucking obvious when you think about it.


There are two types of multiplayer games - those with cuckroles and those where All Players Are Created Equal

>Category 1: Those where all players are equal.
>Category 2 : Those where some players take on a role of subservience to others.

FPS are most always type 1.
RTS are most always type 1.
MMORPGs are Type 2.
MOBAs/DOTA (for the autistic) are type 2.

Any player can be the alpha in type 1. They can strike down the enemy if they are good, or lucky.
Type 2 enforces roles of alpha and beta. You are expected to do one thing or another. And once a human brain expects to do something, it becomes essentially predestined that it will happen.

Whether you think you can, or can't, you're right.

MMORPGs this has been known about forever. The healer role. This is the role the women that play the game fill. Sometimes extremely effeminate homosexual men will also play it, but they are a vast, vast minority.

In DOTA here , this is the support role. Positions 4 and 5, arguably 3 as well.
But there is a problem. Women do not play DOTA. It is the biggest sausage fest of all video games ever, almost 99% male.

What is the result?
An overabundance of low T males in these roles.

Autists.
Cuckolds.
Retards.
Anime Addicts.
Neckbeards

Call them what you like. But as mentioned before, once you are locked into this rigid role, your brain defines it as reality.

This easily explains the quite sizeable (~30-40%) amount of subhumans and worthless degenerate garbage in the dota community.
LoL will be lesser effected, as it has actual women to fill these womenlike roles, but should follow a similar trend.

>le everybody should be equal meme
go back to RE DDIT

Who good boy?

Nobody ever commends me I only get tips

Balanced!

I'll give you a commend :3

>No games for another 48 hours
Just kill me 2bh I want to see both EG and Secret in the dumpster already

autistic post to be h bro
give me a tl;dr?

We can all tip each other if you want! :3

FPS are not equal

in csgo you have the cuck roles (support player/flasher, and entry)
in these roles you will never get lots of frags and it will look like you did nothing on the scoreboard

MacFarlane's shit is pretty garbage as a whole.
Never understood how people can freak the fuck out over the """pedophile'"" shit in Fire Emblem or Disgaea and then call fucking Stewie their favorite cartoon character.

>it's another lose because carry runs front of the tower when the enemy team is pushing up and dies 1v5 episode

I swear this episode has been on repeat for a month now

anyone have a 5k+ account for sale

>in csgo you have the cuck roles (support player/flasher, and entry)

m-maybe I should try csgo

Why do you guys hate Pendragon again? He saved Dota.

American dad is pretty good desu

accurate

I played a custom with him once and that's all I know about him.

>tfw everyone on my team accidentally picks a hero that coordinates with their color

>Mineski took a game from EG and MVP
i understand EG because theyre dogshit atm but MVP?
koreans are better than this

>this sing game
is his only hope the hotd strat dotards ?

MVP barely won game 3
they are dogshit

but they stomped eg

he never said EG was good

but they can't both be on the same plane of dogshit

Are we having e-sports today? Or are they taking a break?

Kaipi in 14 hours m8

who

2 DAYS FOR MAIN EVENT???


I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA START TODAY!!!


WHY WAITTT???

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>saving thumbnails

When are these "na" teams going to purge the shitskins so we can finally get some good teams?

tfw in pinoyland for 3 weeks because major
why is it so fucking hot in here?? PLS SEND HELP

EG gonna lose to VG reborn.
They will kick Aui and go through the open qualifer with Universe offlane, Fear carry and Zai position 4 with Bulba as coach.
Liquid will win Manila
Secret also kick Arteezy and go through EU qualifer

when does he stop being +25: the hero?

w-will I reach vhs?

New EG squad for TI6:
1. Fear
2. Sumail
3. Arteezy
4. Peter
5. Aui

i still dont understand why wont Fear and Aui just swap their roles now? theres no rules about swapping roles iirc

>both place last
>both make roster changes
>both fail to qualify for TI

PLEASE
GOD
PLEASE
MAKE THIS HAPPEN

DUDE

>major doesn't return until the 7th
just kill me now senpai

If its the players who are invited, not the teams, why can't teams then trade players?

>2 aether lens
uwot m9?

well he is probably the most braindead core so even completely inept players like you can do good on him

you might make it to High Skill yes, congratulations

the whole system is retarded because valve are retarded

did it for the vine desu

fear is old with slow reflexes meme.

why are cs go players, in a more mechanically challenging game, on average older than dotards then?

will he ever return?

Cheats

He's just memeing or clueless.
Fear was injured pre and during TI4 and never fully recovered apparently. He plays support because the laning phase is easier on his arms

because cs source and their bullshit league (cant remember the name) killed the entire scene and only le epic 1.6 oldfags played csgo and most source pros sucked dick because it was a low skill ceiling game and everyone involved the the scene was completely turned off the game after that

basically 1.6 pros unretired for csgo and skipped css entirely so most of them are older

also meth

>prizepool is 10 gorillion already
>2 chest and compendium still to come
then people wonder why Valve wont create games/sequels anymore

>5 HOTDs
>"Barely"

Am i retarded?

>Nothing of value
Better than recycling it

Those are actually extremely expensive for me.

>implying dota players don't also abuse the fuck out of addy
ayy

whats the hero to rise from 2000->3000

i can last hit well, do well in lane and also understand lane supporting, and roaming supporting

i tried alch, but even if you get 70 cs in 10 people just complain about you not rotating, because they dont understand that im winning the game for them if they just dont throw. also, you have a jungler every game so stacking tends to not work and you compete for farm a lot even after 10 min

SO ive tried a bit of bh and to be fair i have a decent winrate, but its really worrying. cores just dont understand their role, you will have a tinker who doesnt know how to farm jungle, in one game, in another i will win midlane pretty hard for my core(supports just dont rotate to help out and no 2k midlaner will buy more than one set of sentries, plus they tend to be slow as hell at eating wards) but it feels like sometimes "losing" mid has nothing to do with the first 10 minutes and has to do with the players

expanded: their mid will realize he really cant do anything and sit under tower, my mid will never stop pushing the wave under his tower. there is no way for me to teach lane equilibrium to this player, so their mid does decent but obv not well. then we transition into 10 min and my mid will simply waste time. wasting time on supps is not a big deal, esp at this mmr, but he will stand staring across the river thinking about his childhood or some shit and its frustrating i guess he sees a bunch of heroes on the other side and assumes "theyre doing it, i can do it" but it will be like the offlaner and supports while their cores are farming jungle.

then we fight and lose and ofc everyone bitches at whoever they see is contributing least in the fight, and the offlaner and mid will never look at themselves and see what degree i played in getting them even that far

obviously i wouldnt exclusively spam one hero im just trying to find the strats/heros that work well

Then bet half of those on 1st game on Liquid for safe gains

>whats the hero to rise from 2000->3000
It's Io.

What if you can't post in /d2g/ if you have less than 4.5k mmr?

Omni or Bounty Hunter
Instalock Bounty Hunter if the enemy picks a jungler and make their game a nightmare.
Also don't worry about mid too much, gank the sidelanes since no one buys sentries until they died twice to you.
Hit 6 and watch that track gold carry your team to victory
Mek is important and you should get it if your pos5 doesn't

why is secret so bad? how can so much talent turn into such complete shit?

...

Offlane lc
ez laning
ez to kill hero
ez push tower

Is counterpicking Pudge with Rubick still fun in higher up games?

sing sing going ham on tony

What kind of genius schedule doesn't have games on sunday

Then only people with 4.5k mmr and higher would post here
Coincidentally this includes all the shitposters and erp gayboys

they have a worse captain/drafter than every team theyve lost to in this tournament

>when you game so hard you shatter your arms

F

Dead thread.

EE is a tard but tries to micromanage everyone

hence why puppey gave in and let him draft

why aren't you collecting your FREE wins with slark right now?

I like to "read" "big thick books" too ;)

wait.... ee is drafting over puppey? LMAO

Punishment for all the betrayl

2 days off between groups and main seems pretty standard

esp important in dota where the meta game is some wonky ass shit

>get in game
>instaban slark
>4/5 games he gets banned

)))))))))))))))))))

CHOTTO MATTE

So which team is going to be caught in a sex tourism scandal over the weekend?
Which team is going to be robbed at knifepoint?
Predictions people!

if barny does not stream in the next three (3) months i will commit suicide on live stream this is not a joke screenshot it

dotabuff.com/players/53764543

this guy literally can't play ranked

Post more EE webms

explain this meme ty

spamming slark in unranked

neck yourself

that really ex's my dees if you know what I mean

>threaten suicide over stream
>still get no viewers
>nobody even bothers to report the stream

EE is a massive weeb and said this instead of "wait" when they paused.