/utg/ - Undertale General

Reminder

Who here wouldn't have sex with these goats?

Goat husbando

But I made the last thread a snowdrake one??

Greetings user! It's a cloudless night here as I enjoy my freshly baked cake, and I'm glad to say that it is absurdity great! I hope you had a great day and are ready to wind down into comfy hours user, because they are upon us!
How was your day, user?
And remember, I love you!

are you gonna be ok?

Poor act, i hope she's ok

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No but I really want to does that count

BONE PUSSY

What?

I just want to be friends.

I only cried 3 times during the TP playthrough. Did I do good?

I also want to bake a cake.

Well I tried to kill this one guy but it didn't work out.

Guess I'll kill this robot instead.

fucking hell
odds i get drunk
evens i kill myself
pls be evens

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This gote

I would not fuck either of the goats you posted

sorry

Looks like you're stuck with us. Drink up, user.

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I hope you're at least putting some effort into it, user.

Comfy hours is now? Okay yes that's good I need those
how are you?

Talk to us user. If nothing else, it will distract you from the pain.
Cute human.
Hey not cool man.
Actanon? Yeah, she went to a councilor for bad depression, last I heard her friend was really helping her out. Sorry I know little else.

Preferably normal, but either is fine.

more goat for me

hey guys. I need to run to the store for some cough syrup and swedish fish, and i'm just gonna leave this box here
can you make sure nothing happens to it while i'm gone?

Hey /utg/, Jacket back again for the midnight hours, I won't stream LISA for a while, friends are here. I woke up in a sweat, felt generally shitty, and was bluh on every standpoint, on the bright side, My favorite Casserole, some Carrot Cake, and a Glass of Ice Tea were waiting for me.

i'm sleepy, most of the last threads i remember had relation to the goats
post more goat husbando, he's my favorite goat

Oops, sorry user. I'm doing fine, just stargazing and eating cake thus rendering my exercise moot.
What's wrong user?

no it's okay I'll be fine
Just gotta make it through the next few hours or so and I'll be fine
sorry for bothering you

BURN THE BOX

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Hiya! Some anons were worried about you, glad you're okay.

Dworven you know that is tempting fate...

why are goats so fucking fluffy
i wanna cuddle this one so badly

wait people actually care about.. me?

Any info is good desu
Lets just hope her friend can help her recover...

Your not bothering me user,
I just dont like seeing upset anons.. i carea bout you guys..

*don't open
user, if your hurting, talk to us. We will always listen.

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fuck

fine, there are 25 drinks worth in this bottle
that should be enough to make being alive tolerable until tomorrow

Is there a smol crateanon in that box?

Freshly baked cake sounds good. My day was pretty good, bought a couple of sweaters, but I'm dying for some iced coffee.

>bottom right

kek, not or but I love this.

Did you end up streaming a day or two ago? I was sleeping and didn't see the post. I hope the rest of your day goes well!

Because they are not true goats. Real giats must be kill because they are fucking annoying

Sure
I hope you enjoy him!

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

Suuuuuuure.
I'll make sure nothing happens to it, you can count on me!

I tried it once today, or yesterday, i guess, it was a bit laggy and no-one showed, well one drunkanon, and i felt good to give him comfort.

You sound like me. What's going on, user?

underlineau.tumblr.com/post/145302383116/waht-is-your-favorite-color

Can someone combine this comic into one image? I'm on mobile or I'd do it myself. It's too cute to be lost in tumblr-world

another thread another repost

Almost 2 months off and you get this shit.

Male Frisk X Asriel, transformation, blowjobs, really dumb memesex

if this gives you a boner it's not my fault.

Also this thing has been massively edited by Motif, you can thank/blame him for part of the boner

Get His Goat: pastebin.com/JPeYyQq6 (embed)

archiveofourown.org/works/7085962

apologies in advance

Convince me

I want a fluffy goat best friend

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>Memesex

Why did this make me laugh

Coccyx cunt.

Yesterday I wandered to /d/ and discovered a. legit skeleton fetishists exist b. giving dicks to skeletons is nothing new

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Unlike you, filthy box opener, I'm not going to go around opening other people's boxes.
That said, I'm not going to stop anyone, either.

Dworven you have to poke holes in it or else boxlad can't breath

That's sounds good. I'm afraid I can't help with that, but I wish you the best!
*don't open

But that is /d/. Undertale merely made ectodick skeletons cool

He's gone.
Alright anons.
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

thanks, man

Do not

The robot has dreams to fulfill and fans to fill

Oh shit hit me up

Don't open the box?

Going out for a midnight snack? I'm feeling mcdonalds

THROW A GRENADE AT IT

I don't really know exactly what the problem is anyway so it can't be that bad i just really don't feel very well at all right now and I have literally nobody to talk to besides you guys and it probably doesn't help that I really hate going to the doctors but I've ran out of my medication which just makes things even more pathetic when I say it

i just want a friend desu

>fans to fill
l-lewd...

>what could be inside?
>it could be anything. it could be a collection of epic vintage memes, a delicious cheese pizza, or even a bag of green slime!

wrong box retard
read the text on the side

Nice. I'll be sticking around in these threads today, so I'm looking forward to it! But don't push yourself.

Let's do it.

All the more satisfying.
>fans to fill

fuck, i would love some Mc,D's right now

I want to bully the shotegote
and then hug him

>play undertale
>literally no characters are portrayed like they are in this thread
>everybody gets fuckin killed
>papyrus gets killed by a crazy russian butcher and i get drilled in the head by a mercenary sniper
>fight with a fucking minigun but the place gets nuked
>it was all a dream???? what???
are these all OCs or some shit
is this some /5n@fg/ shit going on here

real
mkid
hours

jesus you need to write more

these fics are some of the best unintentional comedy i've ever read

lmao

We can work through the problem together when you find it, user.
As for the medication, does it actually help you? Because you are the only person who should make your medical choices, and if the medicine works, get more. If not, consult your doctor.
*Don't open

thanks, you and robotposter are good pals to have around here.
HotlineTale 5: Serious Pain

Nah dude, they actually didn't have much material so there was a lot of classical art, where women fucked skeletons as a metaphor for mortality etc.

I browsed it as a curiousity, but kept being like, eh, Pap's the only sexy skeleton for me

>unintentional

Well just try to hang in there, i hope you can get more meds so and be back on track.
It's not pathetic btw.. if ya need em , ya need em.

It's okay user, I feel like that a lot too. If you're out of meds, you gotta go get some more, no shame in it. I'm on Prozac, I'm sure a lot of other people here are on some kind of medication too. Going to the doctor can be scary, but if you have a phone with an Internet connection, we'll be right here for you and you can talk to us if you like. I understand the part about not having anyone other than /utg/, I'm the same way. If you think it would help you can keep talking to us if you want. If not, maybe just get some rest, and think about going to the doctor in the morning. I'm sorry you feel like this, user, and I hope you feel better soon.

Someone tie him up. We don't want snitches.
Yes, you go ahead and get out of here. We'll follow you in a sec.
OPEN IT

Oh hey Geek that reminds me

I found out yesterday that you did this amazing dad which is one of my favorites and I just wanted to give you a late thank you

You gotta do NG+

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Wake up, America

That's right.

Fill with love

*grab the box
I cannot allow this injustice!
*runs

Well utg
It's been a nice night with you but I wanna go to bed. I was up early cause of work today and i'm pretty beat.
Good night utg
I'll see you tommrow

Okay here I go about to go to mcdonalds with my /utg/ friends

O-Or, you could just tie me up with your silk, if you'd like. I promise I'll be good...

What was the last video you watch today /utg/?
youtube.com/watch?v=geIH4iM-qqo