How do you get the most bang for your buck, Veeky Forums? Here are my tips
>Piss in bottles and dump them out your window to save on water and sewage bills.
>Leave used shower water in the tub during winter to help heat your bathroom
>Use Bounty kitchen roll instead of loo roll. Clean it off in your saved shower water and hang it out to try to use as a towel/loo roll later... rinse and repeat
>pay $0 on sewerage bills
>Apply to lots of different jobs in different areas and be willing to move in order to be able to relocate closer to the highest paying positions
>Shop at the dollar store.
> While working for the company that you moved closer to, apply for different positions that pay higher and use offers you get for them to ask for a raise or you're leaving.
>Work hard and ask for as many hours as you can handle.
>Invest wisely and read hundreds of financial articles and learn to play a virtual stock market game that you revisit every couple of weeks
>Try hundreds of different investing strategies and theories and see how they play out in real life.
>Eventually quit your job to start a hedge fund after years of studying and obtaining success in financial markets.
>Start hiring your own employees that you give a fair cut, but not the lions portion which you keep to yourself.
>Adapt, expand, overcome and endure for years and years, pushing yourself to the limit and learning as much as you can.
>Oh and throw your shit onto your neighbors lawn and blame his dog so you lower your water bills.
>Run hose from neighbors house at night into water tank
>no water bill
>Always hang out with friends to use their toilet and get nutrition from their groceries.
>Safe energy by unplugging you empty refrigerator
>Cut down energy bill further by using battery powered light and power banks for all your devices which you recharge at your friends houses.
>Improve liquidity by pretending not to have enough money with you when shopping with friends. Do this every few weeks.
>How do you get the most bang for your buck
>Talk your GF into a three way with some of your friends.
>Don't tell her they gave you money for it
Piss in bottles and use them for warmth.
Not frugal enuff op
How profitable is being a cuck, user? Is it worth it?
good stuff. on that piss colored note, always drink your own piss before you drink normal water, it is a waste not to.
> Suicide
go straight to Valhalla and never pay another bill in your life.
>growing your own food (mostly food which grows fast and doesn't require soil)
>scavenge through people’s garbage for useful things
>taking thousands of straws from McDonalds and selling them online, same for paper napkins etc.
>go to free sample areas and take heaps from each person
>Piss in bottles and dump them out your window to save on water and sewage bills.
>Turn in plastic bottles at super markets
>Pee in the sink
>Find the route to where you need to go with the most hills descent on the way there and flat or descending on the way back to save fuel
>Never open windows and jerk off to stay warm
>Beans and rice is a cheap way to sustain yourself
>give blood or sperm for money
>go into stores and use their deodorant for free
>add compressed air to your propane tank to save on heating costs
>dip candles in melted candles lasts longer
>Use a campfire to cook your meals
>Knock on doors asking for donations for a church
>drive at night with headlights off to save money on electricity
>Eat low fibre diet and shit once every 4-5 days to save money on toilet paper and water bill
>Brush teeth once a week only
>Turn in bottles in at super markets
>Only Shower once every 5 months
>go to laundry rooms, swoop in and steal dryer cycles (You can start a business this way)
>Use same water you use for bathing, defecating, cooking, and washing clothes
>Kill local wildlife for food
>Get water from ponds and rivers
>urinate into a bag of straw for six months then ferment it to extract potassium nitrate, turn that potassium nitrate into gunpowder which you can sell or use
>scavenge old Christmas trees and grind up the needles for a cheap alternative to deodorant (Great way to start a business).
>Take off a week before Christmas and drive around picking up delivered packages while the homeowners are at work.
>Re-use toilet paper and paper towels
>If you get hungry have sex with a girl. Wait for the baby to be born. BOOM Free meal.
Fucking KEK.
Frugal af
Absolute madman
can't even pick a favourite tip. Upvoted!
>reddit
>get out
REEEEEEEEE!
just run it through a sawyer mini
it's actually doable
>>add compressed air to your propane tank to save on heating costs
>drive at night with headlights off to save money on electricity
>Kill local wildlife for food
>urinate into a bag of straw for six months then ferment it to extract potassium nitrate, turn that potassium nitrate into gunpowder which you can sell or use
>scavenge old Christmas trees and grind up the needles for a cheap alternative to deodorant (Great way to start a business).
>If you get hungry have sex with a girl. Wait for the baby to be born. BOOM Free meal.
fucking shitskins man... go back to africa you nigger
We pay for trash by the weight here so every night I take my daily trash with me on my walk and put it in a public trashcan.
Paint your feet and shins black, never buy or wash socks.
Couldn't you just burn it in the back yard?
He collects the morning dew each morning to save on the water bill and doesn't want to ruin the grass.
>collecting dew
fucking gig
>drink your pee so you dont have to buy water
can't, that's where he buried all the free hookers he used.
>>add compressed air to your propane tank to save on heating costs
not safe senpai
Lol I thought this was a board for rich people not for poor fucks
That's more work.
Sides in orbit. But seriously you all forgot about free tp, paper towels, soap and a hair dryer in most public restrooms
I don't think you got the joke senpai.
>bang
How do you think you get rich?
ITT: Homeless people with a computer using free wifi somewhere public.
...
I'll tell you how to get rich:
Hard work
And dedication
Realize that you're a 0 compared to others
Always stay alert and ready to work a 12h shift
Make a future for next generations
Be the richfag you've always wanted to be
Exercise and stay healthy.
How do my frugal bros do it when they want to indulge on some fast food but don't want to pay?
>Find a McDonalds with a childrens party section and tell them you are having the kids come. Order a few burgers and say you will take them to the kids area then pay then run off when they aren't looking.
>Buy some cheap red onions for a few cents a pound. Then chop them up, soak them in rancid stale oil, sneak into an all night Subway when the store assistant isn't there and throw them into the red onion container. Buy a sandwich and get extra red onion, pay, sit down to eat, bite into it and complain it tastes of rancid oil. The assistant will check and give you your money back and a free sandwich
>Five Guys is delicious but very expensive. If you carry some foil scrunched in your asshole for the walk to the store, then sneak into the restroom when you get your burger and wrap your burger in the assfoil you can complain about the smell and get a free meal, they won't suspect you
>All fast food places have free sauces, milk, stirrers etc
>Most small business burger trucks have little quality control or portion control. If you buy some fries from one and when they are scooping the fries, you make a distracting comment about the superiority of McDonalds they will get angry and their wrist will flick downwards giving you extra fries
>Turn off your engine when choosing at a drive thru
>Park as far from the window as possible when being handed your food. Ask a friend to wait by the counters in the restaurant and when you call him to give him the signal you are at the window have him drop something heavy. The bang will shock the lady at the drive thru and she will already be stretching and will drop your food, entitling you to a refund
>Complain your McFlurry isn't frozen solid enough, it is technically ice cream so you can get a refund or get free freezer usage for it
>Implying pancakes aren't the best, most frugal food ever.
Flour, eggs, milk + filling of your choice.
Plus you can make a lot of them with little costs.