Goatdad is disappoint edition.
Previous timeline: Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk.
-The Game
>store.steampowered.com
>undertale.com
-The Demo
>undertale.com
-Booru
>under.booru.org
-Recommendbin
>pastebin.com
-Writebin
>pastebin.com
-Famgamebin
>pastebin.com
-Steam Group
>steamcommunity.com
-Flockdraw
>flockmod.com
-Cytube
>Channel: Undertale
-Zeemap
>zeemaps.com
-Shimejbin
>pastebin.com
-IRC Channel:
>#undertalegeneral on Rizon
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nth for well you know by this point
Nth for Omega.
tf, honestly i'd say like a slime creature, kinda like a ditto!
god damnit
alphys jokes aside holy shit i dont know what to... like the blob from that one horror film? a ball of filthy fluff? with feet? like some really fucked up kirby enemy
nth for just wanting an user to cuddle you to sleep at night
x for Gerson is best
First for asrielle chan
>you will never get in trouble with chara and asriel
youtube.com
The remake is looking pretty good!
So is that So Sorry x Papyrus doujinshi out yet
Repostin' OC.
I only remembered that Papyrus already has a computer after finishing this. Maybe it's a birthday present from after they get to the surface.
xth for luring demons into traps.
Have any of you ever gotten banned before?
Very good.
Not entirely to my taste due to overly round snout, but very good.
my heart belongs to the dad but I would date the turtle desu
xth for cutting yourself with the help of Flowey
cute
i love your art. I didn't know you still did undertale stuff.
For?
Yes, for posting a leg. I GOT BANNED FOR 3 FUCKING DAYS!
Void!
never
i'm a good boy
xth for flowey
>not taking two dads
Nth for sans
On /v/ for starting a flame war
That's an oddly long calf.
Often.
I like to shitpost.
>forever doomed to body dysphoria
>always switching my form to something more and more autistic as time passes
>eventually killed off in pity
fits
I posted an unboxing thread on /k/ when my Seadragon came in
bans for off-topic here and there too
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
Candy is great, what are you talking about?
I don't know exactly how it works because I'm an idiot, but I share the IP or something with the rest of the dorm. About a year ago some fucko decided it would be fun to post cheese pizza on /b/ and we all suffered the consequences.
From here, it was for posting that entire BLUH page uncensored (I somehow forgot he was sucking a dick)
I've been temp-banned on other boards for other things. I think the weirdest was posting a shitty version of a character as a pony as a joke (apparently anything relating to MLP is a bannable offense outside of /mlp/, who would've known)
Yes, for one ambiguously erotic picture.
Never for the obviously erotic stuff though.
I dare you to say you wouldn't
>seadragon
You got an oversized rocket?
i wouldn't
what do I win
I got banned for posting a "Steven is Mpreg with Lars' baby" picture on the Steven universe general.
Tem Flakes.
Putting fly paper on the floor next to the bathroom so the baby spider gets stuck and falls over on her butt and webs her pants and is stuck there and cries!
Candy is fucking amazing unlike Muffet the demon.
>captcha: cookies
yea
apparently ensayne's toriel is too far removed from the original
>normal Sans constantly fucked by random humans without consent
>edgy Sans fucking random humans without consent
like pottery
more pictures!
Nein.
Why is this so low quality?
Bad Dragon brand Seadragon
I know you are just baiting for (You)s, so heres one for the road.
>responding at all
Ah, an oversized rocket.
Banned from /pol/ for a day.
For derailing a thread, a shitty one that was derailed already.
For anything.
4 real?
Huh.
GG no re.
I don't get how that was ban worthy.
Did you find out who did it?
Wow, user. That's sure is something
>Who would've known
People who read the rules?
Flowey is not for sexual.
Holy shit.
small Bad Dragon brand Seadragon
...
I got banned for posting a picture of someone's underage steam profile.
Forgot to include image.
Long time no see, bullyposter. NOW STOP THAT.
Having a bottle of fly paper solvent ready at all times!
>Candy is fucking amazing
Yeah!
>unlike Muffet the demon.
AAAAAAARGH.
>Did you find out who did it?
Nope.
>People who read the rules?
Nah, who does that anymore.
In my defense, I think this was when /mlp/ was a new board.
The IP at my old job was banned because someone posted SU porn on /co/ once. It was kinda funny.
Why are human skelebros always niggers?
Thx for the edition
Have a dad
One is lazy
One is loud and obnoxious
it just comes together
That would be nice.
For Asriel to really want to eat you, I mean.
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and they cuck goats and fandoms
...
>filename
Well good job.
Aw too bad. At least that's over.
Ehh that's fair.
>Posting SU porn
Ho-ho-holy shit.
What kind of shenanigans are they getting into this time?
>Playing video games
>Spend too much time away from /utg/
>Get anxious and feel left out and like I need to come back right away
I just realized something
>Sans is black
>fucks goats (Tori)
He's a muslim
>Well good job.
They banned me for being underage, when it clearly wasn't mine.
Oh you poor little autist. I've known that feeling before.
You are not missing out on anything.
Oh. Did you file an appeal?
...
>leave /utg/ for months
>feel nothing
I don't get it
...
;__;
Yeah, that's how I'm talking now.
The ban was till like June 20th.
Somehow the mod was unable to see the "Send Friend Request" button on the dudes page.
>roommate starts screaming and yelling for help
>turns out a giant cockroach had crawled into her backpack and she need me to get it out and kill it
people are wusses, also dad
how did a whole turkish man fit in a backpack
Marrying Chara!
lots of lube
>no chara husband
life is pain
Dafuq u lookin at, son?
>no Frisk husband
>while you are the wife
sad
I thought you wanted a Frisk gf
Or was that a different user?
Humantale?
More like Mulantale.
God, this is too easy.
Here's an idea.
Waiting with friends until Muffet walks into class!
Pelting her with crosses and bibles!
Muffet running out of the room with bruises and a couple of black eyes!
Muffet needing medical attention but never getting it!
This isn't my forte.
Many anons want many positions in that picture
Not this again.
>MTT
>Black
>Trans
I fucking hate Dumblr
How come all of them except asgore and chara are niggers? and why are they all fucking butt-ugly?
All of them are fine by me desu.
because chara and asgore are evil, and whites are evil. fits perfectly.
Asgore killed kids
Chara is a cunt who appears at the end of the game for a jumpscare and fucks up your game
They're evil
Of course they must be white
We're talking about Tumblr
dogs of future past updated
> frisk is dog
> flowey is dog
> dog is dog
> too much dog
Not to mention he looks butt ugly even though his whole thing is being "absolutely beautiful".
At least Gaster is sparred
But Asgore is also both Trans AND gay so shouldn't he be like jesus to Tumblr?
mettaton being black isn't so bad actually, considering Prince and Michael Jackson
Gaster is there though?
He cannot
He's white
No! Not you too! Do not bully!
>that second spoiler
TOO FAR
Taking the spider to the nurse!
The nurse applying magic healing powder!