/owg/ - Overwatch general

FIRST FOR TRASHMOUSE

nth for zenyatta~

STAND BEHIND THE FUCKING REINHARDT SHIELD AND SHOOT AT THEM YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDS

I HOLD THIS SHIT UP FOR 45 STRAIGHT SECONDS AND YOU EITHER JUST WAIT THERE LIKE "YEAH THIS'LL LAST FOREVER" OR RUN IN FRONT OF IT

HOLY FUCKING GOD

salt

Help me, I can't stop jerking off to D.Va

sometimes I run across my living room while yelling "BWOOOOSH" pin a pillow against the wall and start humping it

noon is 12 am retard

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he wears it because he lives in australia, and that place is a very dangerous place to be

(you)

Post PotG

quit loli gagging

>stand behind reinhardt
>puts down shield to take a swing
>I'm already dead

>know how to aim
>know how to adjust for 20 tick
>know to use E to get the high ground just behind the front line
>know to save shift for getting out of shit
>ult is up constantly
>potg almost every match

I know Reaper is a faggot edgelord easy to use cumfunnel but fuck me if he isn't fun and wins games

>Nothing! I did nothing!

Woah there

best skin isn't even in-game
holy fuck i want a greaser-rat

I have found a new pastime when playing as D.Va: Chasing down widowmakers.

Defense matrix up, boost at them, hopefully ram them off their perch, and blast them as they turn tail and flee like the cowardly shitters they are. Sometimes they throw their mine down but it doesn't do shit. Sometimes they're lucky enough to take down the mech, but that just makes me more agile and have longer weapon range so it's even worse for them.

RUN BITCH, RUN!

>same 2 maps over and over again
this is getting really boring desu

why the fuck dont they just let you pick

WOAH THERE

I'm sick of this forced 50 bullshit, how do I need to git gud with if I want to single-handedly carry games?

>all mercy team Route 66 offense
>some people switch after a few gross mercy massacres
>hyper dva results
>infinite revives

Funniest shit I've seen yet. Lost fucking hard though.

EASY

*fans the hammer*

nothin personell partner

Leave right before you lose. :^)

when using charge offensively, use a melee attack right as you hit them
youll land the damage for both

Rule63 skins for all heroes when?

I want sexy lady Junkrat and Korean Ladyboy D.Va already

theres no way in hell shad drew this, its way too clean
i mean, theres no ass sniffing or retarded ultragoth shit. thats his trademark

when a plan goes together on the most dedest board (and shitposting intensifies).
>he ( ) did overwatch fan art.

Well, that makes sense. I wonder if Blizzard will ever go in depth about how mentally fucked this poor bastard is

Toblerone's turret is the only thing currently that needs nerfs
>Has infinite range
>Can turn faster that you can even on max sensitivity
>Good rate of fire and fuck ton of damage
>Good health and easily repaired

There's a dick version. That's how I knew it was him

>doesn't post the one doctor character

0/10

It's the edited version user.

junkrat is fun

No

We need more pictures of Zarya in cute dresses

When playing as Reaper, I'm suppose to be aiming for the head right? Because body damage also does a shitload of damage.

guys 6'5" tall, and buds with a guy who's 7'+
idk what the fuck bliz is doing

>When you get that perfect Hanzo game where you become death incarnate and take out everyone in your line of sight, including Tracers and Genjis

Shit like this is why I want to get better at him. I don't care if he's bad. It was worth four consecutive matches of being utterly worthless.

I really wish there was a quick turn button for consoles

That's what I'm saying like bruh at least let me pick what game mode I want to play

Balance news when? I just reached 1k credits and I don't want to buy a skin for someone getting nerfed soon

Pretty much no need he kills everyone in like one shot anyway

talks of mcree nerf and dva buff

What

>die for the first time
>defeat

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I'm late to the party here but I always thought it was him listening, like he heard something coming around the corner or something.

junkrat is gonna taste the bat too

So what is the "high reward" for mastering Genji and what does he do other heroes can't?

TWO BODY SHOTS
TWO BODY SHOTS
200 HP
WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

FUCK YOU IF YOU PLAY SHITOWMAKERRRRRRR

>Dr. Winston I'm Overwatch

Gonna need a citation for that one.

>route 66
>attack
>widowmaker on team
>hanzo on team
>genji on team
>play as zenyata and try to heal that poor mei
>enemy pharah keeps countercucking you the entire game
>two snipers on your team on attack
>they never once even try to snipe pharah
>pharah reins supreme and you have a flawless defeat

FUCK ALL OF YOU SHIT SNIPERS
FUCK YOUR SHIT
FUCK YOUR HOUSE
FUCK YOUR EVERYTHING

IF YOU PLAY HANZO AND/OR WIDOWMAKER WHILE ANOTHER ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS ALREADY PLAYS A SNIPER ON OFFENSE AND YOU DON'T EVEN TRY TO KILL THE PHARAH THAT IS DESTROYING YOUR HEALER THEN FUCK YOU ARE SHIT

IF YOU PLAY SNIPER ON OFFENSE AT LEAST SNIPE THE FUCKING PHARAH

IT'S LITERALLY A FREE KILL FOR YOU

WHY DON'T YOU CLICK THAT PHARAH user

WHY

aww fuck no. I feel like shit I'm going to playing in september cause I'm working away all summer.
going to miss all the fucking shit that goes on, all the good times
so late to the party

well shit i pulled the Anubis skin for pharah, how do i play her properly

>join game in progress
>select hero
>2 seconds later, DEFEAT
>didn't even get to walk out of spawn
ok

She really is something else

>Try out Tracer
>Spend all game annoying the enemy team
>Charging my ult on the Roadhog then using it on Bastion, meaning free double kill because braindead Mercy
>Somehow get 5 golds
>Didn't see my team at all because I was fucking around at their spawn while my team was on A
Too bad I can't stand her street urchin accent or I'd play her more

Having a flanker with high survivability that's effective at every range instead of only being useful when they're up the enemy's asshole.

He looks less like he's listening for something and more like he's gazing into an abyss.

newbies trying to play characters with movement abilities

Free EXP and you get to join the next match instantly. What's the problem?

ah, it makes sense now

This is news to me, why? Spamming pills in a general direction is too op?

>payload isn't two rounds so both teams swap after the first round
disappointing

youtube.com/watch?v=ekXZer3lJbk

he can 1v6

Learn to counter pick widowmaker.

Can someone repost the Tracer lookalike?

CHEERS LUV

>join game in progress
>walk out of spawn
>team of 5 people are afk
>lose 3 minutes later
is there a reason for this? it was bizarre

I don't mind the free EXP, I just wanted to play the game

>that aimbot

Just turn down in game voices.

STAND ON THE FUCKING POINT

>A classes only counter is the same class

You realize this is the very definition of broken, right?

so what's blizzards given reason for 20 tickrate?

Who's canonically the most powerful playable character? Lorewise, not in game.

No idea, that's never happened to me. I don't know why they'd even do that considering they could just leave as a group. Maybe they were just afking for exp? Either way, they're retarded.

>lose so fast you can't even see the character models

Reaper.

easier for people who are bad at games to get kills

>temple of anubis defense
>sym on team
>first point rushed
>no teleporter
>he stays sym at 2nd point
>eventually gets a portal up
>places it on the point
>its destroyed
>we lose

reaper or reinhardt

Reaper or Rage Winston are high contenders. I think Genji would probably be pretty high too.

It's really not that hard to use Mei's rmb. just takes a short amount of practice. the delay is all down to tracking.

When his eyes shift over it makes me disagree with you.

Reaper needs nerfs.

>linking your own gay video