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Confessor a best edition.

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>Can I make enough ISK to PLEX during the trial?
If you have to ask, you can't do it.
>I just started, what should I do?
Do the Opportunities then find the Career Agents & run all of their missions; they give you ISK, ships, skillbooks and teach you basics. Talk to players and try to find a corp. The game is only as boring as you are.
>Is it too late to start playing EVE?
No.
>Read the /eog/ pastebin: pastebin.com/t9Af7NJY
>Focus Group Logs: focusgrouplogs.tech.ccp.is/
Future:
>Maybe more shekel madness soon, some new pirate cap stats leaked: playground.schildwall.info/sisileaks/newstats/
>Winter: new "drilling platforms"
>Fall: new "industrial arrays", barge reworks
>Summer: AOE BOOST/LINK REWORK, citadel iterations + contracts, Rorqual rework
Past:
>May 31: RIP old camera, new multi-use analyzers introduced
>May 30: RIP Dust 514 (long live Project Nova)
>May 24: DO YOUR SP DAILIES
>May 20: PL Fortizar on Goon undock
>May 19: HK anchors first XL Citadel
>May 16: Stunt Flores now Imperium FC
>May 12: Name ships automatically with a saved fit name
>May 06: Eve Online 13th Anniversary
>Apr 27: Citadels & cap rebalance released. Tears, bugs, etc. RIP rolling yachts.
>Apr 23: Fanfest 2016 over
>Apr 21: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/csm-11-election-results/
>Apr 19: GSF camped into Saranen
>Apr 10: Drone Walkers crazy stuff in the Russian theater etc
>Apr 12: GSF absorbing Imperium corps; FCON + SMA bail
>Mar 28: CFC is dying. CO2 reset. IWI funding the MBC to burn down goons
>Mar 09: Project Discovery launched + massive mod tiercides that broke a lot of fits.
>Feb 18: Last CSM X Summit: community.eveonline.com/news/dev-blogs/the-second-csm-x-summit-meeting-minutes-included
>Feb 09: SP trading
>Foozie makes a bunch of stupid pointless changes (don't ever remove this from the OP, because it is always true)

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EVE isn't "fun". If you play it for "fun" YOU are the problem - the cancer - the aids - the cyst - that NO single person in New Eden wants. Only 1% of the community play the game right. Fuck off with your stupid forced meme shit trying to justify this shit fucking game, I make so much ISK/hr and sell it RWT - upward of thousands per month. What have you done with your life LOL? Kissless lonely virgin faggots, have fun being cucked F O R E V E R.

pic. related.

You could have been a part of this

>reddit cancer corp forces itself to be relevant
Wrong board m8.

>implying anyone sane would willingly choose to be part of that cancer

>getting so bumblasted that the most content they have ever seen is in their own diaper that you resort to this

FUCKING DOWNTIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>provdens

New /eog/ , it's the largest colozination effort in the history of /eog/

What will happen if someone crosses the beams?

When will ccp fix the asteroid belt collision model and make them actualy objects and not invisible sponge with holes where you can probably pass through enjoy being stuck lmoa lmao

post mail

Post orca kill mail

Why is there some kind of Nickelback reference?

Stop responding. You are just giving them attention.

Was the Orca doomsdayed?

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>implying the incursion basi killmails aren't infinitely more hilarious
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At least post the ones with the proper tracking computers.

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Did you look in the low slot?

Yes but the midslots are funnier.

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Why didn't they doomsday the Orca?

>There are people so jealous of Oruze they're reduced to crying rebbit

wew lad

> t. Chad Kroeger

woah did he invent the Kroeger supermarket chain? we love that place

>jealous of oruze
You wish

>confessor is best
t. pvers

quality reddit reply

> t. Redditor

>t. t. t. t. haha so quality memespeak this'll get me so much upboats

wut is bess pvp ship

Procurer.

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whats a cheap cruiser I could use to solo roam around LS?
it'd be nice to wreck some dictors and interceptors

boy i sure love forced memes

A dictor won't engage you unless they think they can win, so fly a Rupture.

>lowsec
>dictor

meant to say NS, sorry

natures swiftness????

Cynabal.

skiff

they're all cheap and they're all good in their own way.
what a dumb broad question user

ye but wus da BESS mane?????????? Proskiffer??

guys will i be rich if i do production

Pretty much any combat oriented cruiser will be fine.
Alternatively, fit up a support cruiser for combat and trick people into engaging you. There's a video of a guy killing people with an exequror.

Skiff if youre a skiff master
Procurer if you are not a skiff master.
and confessor if your mouth smells like wet catgirl

What if my pussy does?

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>Veeky Forums channel
>full of reddit articles
This site is dead

>pvp in confessor

guys srsly tho

do you have an ishtar bpo?

>not flying a osprey navy issue

no

>haha i posted this funny image again, but why isn't my upvote counter ticking. Oh i might be on the wrrong site

im going to be poor arent i

I have an Inanna bpo

Yes. Production is shit unless you're in the upper tier of a nullblob alliance or a C6 WH corp.

>navy issue

then no

then you are rich without trying

but that video you guys posted said production is pretty lucrative
or was he memeing

His idea of lucrative was just dumb.

production is not really something you do full time if you don't have access to good BPOs, POS for cap/super production or some of those good. invention BPs

the most consistently rich person i know does production as his main income
the second most consistently rich person i know trades and sp farms

>white stag bragging about killing an orca
>couldn't even kill the self destructing ships
>bragging about being denieded content
>being unironically the Worst alliance in the game.

>white stag didn't even doomsday the orca
baka desu

>actively making people so bootyblistered they destroy 7b+ of their own assets
>being denied content

May as well just disband the alliance at this point

actually scratch that, sources say 15b and counting

>racking up jealous shitposters

If you try to beat someone up and they self harm did you beat them up? I think not.

>killed a citadel
>denied content

Could you be any more jealous?

>Getting told to hit F1 for 1/2 hour by fc
>content

Wormhole cucks barely get anything in terms of good content. Let them have this one senpai

are there actual unironic f1 cucks on r/eog

>not shooting things is not content
>shooting things is not content

Shooting a citadel is pretty much like killing a pos or a mtu

Yes, watch out for all-out

>hilarious skirmishes with retards and their backup
>hurr it's just F1

t. hisec missioner

Did you beta orbit at 500 and assign drones like the fc told you? Cause ur right that's not even f1ing

Why did you put all the cheap loot in the graphic? Unless those are BPOs...

I mean good job and all, but it looks like you made a huge graphic of some guy self-destructing a bunch of ships and you guys getting like 25m worth of loot. They didn't have anything better?

Loot's gonna be around 2 bil. There was so much of it that you can't really screenshot it easily. Citadels have an amazing loot drop mechanic where they explode like 100 cans all around their location and it's like opening gifts, I heartily recommend experiencing it.

No I was in the designated shitpost brigade.

>3.7bil est price

no one PVE's in confessors

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>c13

Loot is about 20bil
Estimates say they lost 15bil in ships and the citadel

how much DPS do I need to tank typically if I wanted to kill belt rats in null?

I've blown up a citadel so I have seen the cans. I see the total price at the bottom there, but I missed it when I looked at first. Too much going on. Like I said good job, just critiquing that picture because it's going to get posted in every other thread for the next two years.

Not much, depending on fit and your own dps. Afterburner+like 1-2 tank mods is enough for any ship.

So you shitposted in local while you watched someone press a button and their ships disappear while there getting free insurance money. Nice content

is 100-200 enough for my BC?

Its ok to be jealous m8, be sure to join All Out to maybe go on the next one

You aren't very smart, are you?

For normal rats, yes. I want to point out that special rats (clone soldier, mordu ships, officers [kek]) are significantly harder, but there isn't a rule to how much you need to tank.

One more thing: ratting belts is a meme. You want to rat anomalies, so look up some VNI fits or something.

I'm not jealous dude I've destroyed entire alliances on my own. I know you think your special but your not.

sion pls go

I'm not whoever sion is

you can blitz the sister of eve arc in a few hours for standings boost.