/dsg/

>implying
You're the one moving off the subject, fuckface. Can you not medium parry? I can parry just fine with a medium shield.

>tfw I had a 10 winstreak on high wall with it
idk, git gud may-b

>sl30
>high wall
>winstreak with farron g
You really don't get it and I'm very amused

broadsword

if you can, grats to you
they're extremely bad parries compared to any other parry tool

the only things that are about even are kats/thrusting swords

Okay last time asking,

But someone donate a hollow infused +0 wep to this sl36 shitter?

A difficult one to main, Zweihander

>dodging once again

I like your style

Original post:
>LITERALLY one of the best parries in the game, second only to the caestus
When it's proven to be completely false:
>he can't medium parry
you're one really dumb motherfucker, aren't you

Yeah lemme boot up my Atari 5200

And I have a feeling I like yours.

So was that about some discussion from last thread and you were too dumb to link to it?

Dragon?
Dragon.

Morning.

nah, nothing much. some trash can braggart is proud that he can farm noobs at sl30 with the farron ugs.

big red flag: calling the dagger 'one of the best parries in the game'

oh and i almost forgot: go fuck yourself, find the post yourself.

>14th frame, literally as shitty as medium shields
>he can't medium parry
>HURR DURR YOU'RE A RETARD MOVING GOALPOSTS
I never said medium parries were the bestest of the greatest next to Caestus but he can't use medium parry frames and calls them shit.

>subject fucked up
>op fucked up
>didn't even link the previous thread
holy shit

It's a good image.

okay stop, you guys are arguing about completely different things.

no

>Greatsword of judgement is still garbage
Thanks

previous guy isn't me, just saying something

>Space Pope simultaneously wields the best and worst ultra greatswords in the game
Pottery.

rank the katanas:

chaos blade
bloodlust
black blade
uchigatana
onikire anime
memepole

Does the collision part on the Washing Pole mean it's R1's properly combo now or does it mean something else

Only one of them is a UGS lad

most likely they will nerf the range of running r1 poke that had way bigger hitbox than it should

CB > O&B > BB > Bloodlust > WP > Uchi

Haven't used the Darkdrift

1. Darkdrift
2. Anything else, because NOTHING CAN DEFEND

Okay okay semantics

>Space Pope simultaneously wields the best UGS and the worst slightly smaller greatsword family weapon
there you go Faggot of the funless realms

Bloodlust is the worst one user

Should I sleep? I've been up since 5 pm, it's 5 am now.

>bloodlust +5 buffed with your own blood
Psh...nothin personnel kid...just some AR...

Meanwhile Washing Pole's claim to fame is range and Uchigatana is a much worse Chaos Blade

It's literally and figuratively the edgiest weapon in the game. I mean look at the design, LOOK AT THE WA!

They're completely different classes, it's like calling the club a greathammer.

The buff lasts ten seconds and is terrible

bloodlust has the same range as the uchigatana , chaos blade is slightly larger and fits my sweetspot, black blade has an intresting moveset that throws people off.

>Chaos Blade no longer has the nothin' personal R2
Black Blade is pretty good

Bloodlust is better than the Uchigatana though, there's no reason at all to ever use the Uchi when Chahos Blade exists

The buff adds good damage

1v1 me right now and let me bloodlust buff before the fight starts, it'll change your tune

>nerfing the twinblades
>after oroborororo had a mental breakdown in his stream about from patching all the combos

kek

Reminder : youtube.com/watch?v=olJUKyFanJk

>you now realize that one of the DLCs will be the Ashen One going back to the point in time where Lorian fought the Demon Prince. It will be discovered that in fact, Lorian failed and his legs were crippled that way. The Ashen One had to kill the Prince and Lorian lost his voice so he would never tell the truth about it.
>this also means we'll return to Izalith once more
how does it feel?

>you have to parry their first attack and then every consecutive one or you'll be stunlocked to death
>this is half of the mobs and bosses in the game
>you are only immune to a stagger in the single last frame of your attack

Good, I hope that faggot kills himself so no one has to listen to his ear-piercing voice anymore because he can't just use the same OP combo against people over and over and over again.

>after oroborororo had a mental breakdown in his stream about from patching all the combos

been out of the loop for 2 weeks, what was changed on the combos?

you can escape the last hit of cugs-like spin slash meaning it only does 1000 damage instead of 1200, oh the woe is me

darkdrift has a shitty weapon art that never hits. god that thing sucks

I wouldn't mind because mechanically speaking I have yet to be 100% disappointed by DLCs from FROM

No?

>from is nerfing all crutches
bueno

Reminder: youtube.com/watch?v=-JVX2ljrpyQ

Souls celebs are some of the worst e-celebs around

>mfw "Fuck you Bao Bao you're not playing fair." has been ingrained into my mind

>mfw using perseverance on leo red hilted and outtrading that combo

>you will never live in a small house nestled within her cleavage

Was Emerald Herald blind too?

Are dark miracles and dark sorceries useful at all? Or should i just stick to pyromancies? Is having multiple catalysts stupid?

Also, I'm finding I'm relying very little on my pyromancy in pve and pvp, what can i do to get more from it? It feels like a waste to just use pyromancies to cheese things, but it's not as useful as i was hoping.

When did he have his breakdown?

>SL120 pontiff duel
>some mage fag with MLG sword
>have a black knight shield, dodge the first two R1's and get ready to tank the rest so I can attack
>he attacks FIVE (5) more fucking times

Jesus fucking christ how horrifying

In a game where healing and rolling are overpowered, not being able to lock people and kill them in a single combo is quite a big deal, user.

very true. never really bothered with DS content creators before DS3 except LobosJr speed/challenge runs.
with DS3 i have started to check out some of the other youtubers. FightingCowboy is pretty awesome imo and ENB is okay. The rest of them is pure cancer.

No, but it was something way worse. Something called "heterochromia"

Really like the way the Blessed buff looks on this.

whore

>Adjusted the attack power and skills of fist and claw weapons.

I really hope this means adjusting the wind-up time on fist weapon attacks, that's the biggest flaw in them currently. Same with whips actually save for the weapon art.

i need fashion ideas

post outfits

I think they're just trying to kill any reason ever to do invasions, nerfing any way invaders have to actually turn the tide against their overwhelming disadvantage.

I'm hoping it gets so bad that they actually have to start nerfing hosts and infinite phantom works.

I like the weapon art FP fix tbqh. It's probably going to make some weapons be less of a thing (perserverance?), which sucks considering variety in DS3 is already kinda ass, but at the same time fuck the designated nigger in the 4 man ganksquad spamming the twincest WA. Will have to see how it plays out. Also rip Morne's, was fun.

Why are there katanas in the souls universe? They feel so out of place.

Sure.

...

Because memehacki has to stroke some japdicks somehow

...

>killing the crow
Okay.

Why are there fuckin' whips and triple-shot crossbows?
Anyways DS is set in a pretty Western location but there's some weeaboo paradise far away where Alonne and katanas n' shit came from.

I hope From makes a Japanese themed souls game and then adds in a claymore and makes it unbearable stupid while buffing it with consecutive patches.

>pure 40/40 builds will be forced to spam WA less
>meanwhile hybrids and casters with 20-30ATT are going to use them for days anyway as they never needed simple offhands to start with

>new patch notes released
>Divine Pillars of Light is still a fucking joke and may as well not even be in the game
>WotG is still shitty
>all lightning spears function like lightning stake and barely tickle when thrown from more than a foot away

I don't know what I'd find funnier, the fact that offensive miracles made it into the game in such a broken state and From are too incompetent to fix, or if they are working exactly as memezaki intended.

>someone summons me
>beat him
>he summons me again for the salty runback
>opens up with a duel charm
>beat him again
>summons me AGAIN

Jesus how salty is this kid

>wake up
>suddenly a fuckton of patch notes and shit

What the fuck did I miss? What are they fixing?

>claymore
way too overused in japanese media

try something plain dumb, like a quarterstaff
or maybe a messer

GROSSLY INVANDESCENT

nothing.
poise hopefully

that chest is too fabulous for that helm/leggings
that hood doesn't match that chest, nor do the rags on the leggings

Either removed or activated, I'll be glad. At least stop pretending it works. Hopefully, if they don't fix poise they'll fix %absorb or remove armor weight. I want looking good to be viable, damn it.

I dont think so

faith is dumb and you should feel dumb for even paying it any attention

>someone summons me for a duel
>wipe them
>they summon me again, this time with an estoc
>parry, riposte and BC out without killing him

>messer

I could almost gurantee that something like this would be in a game like that because japan is "dude german culture lmao" the country.

>summons me again
>BEAT HIM AGAIN
>DIDN'T EVEN GET HIT

YO HOW SALTY CAN YOU GET

Profaned Capital dlc may include parts of Catarina

Why the fuck is the estoc so goddamn hard to parry. They always spam the fuck out of it but the parry never catches.

Hey, have you guys heard of that shitty LPer called Phil?