Love Live! School Idol Festival General - /llsifg/ #730: Ice Cream Edition

Zenkai no /llsifg/!: >Current Events
JP: Chika & Riko
EN: Honoka

>Get the game in English
Android: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=klb.android.lovelive_en
iOS: itunes.apple.com/us/app/school-idol-festival/id834030294?mt=8

>Love Live! School Idol Festival Calculator
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>EN Event Ranking Tracker
ll.idolactiviti.es/en/tracker

>Event Tracker
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1a2ihrwVgyZnjy3OjqKYsFyJLxECXBO5WrPkEK1WEivw/

>Infodump
docs.google.com/document/d/1ZsOTX29rG7uQShRh4ConecpxZAftbc2YXLDAxwN-r1Y/

>/llsifg/ friends list sheet
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1GHCOpSDIS-3vn0cXY2wAFuGCGTmxi5f723BRA5X2UiM/edit#gid=0

>Love Live! School Idol Festival Wiki
lovelive.kouhi.me/

>Aqours
lovelive-anime.jp/uranohoshi/worldwide/

>Next Main Aqours livestream
6/11/2016 & 6/26/2016

Report and ignore shitposter.

My bbygrl Chika
gettin me thirsty af, i want something orange to drink

Im finna get her some sandals to spank her with sexually and not let her wear at the beach because i love her

to quote the goat king of pop "Don't let go of my hand"

ilu bae

Umi is love.

Reppin' Pyon!

Stay comfy.

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I love Kanan!
Kanan is a cute girl!
Kanan is a good girl!
She'll be a great character, you'll see!

when's Youanon?

Did you do it, Umi chan?

Is the rumors true?

Would you cheat on burd with the slav?

I want to share pengin-shaped ice with her.

I love Yohane-sama! I want to marry Yohane-sama!

One more time.
Marry me.

This is so fucking /b/ tier

>guilty kiss drama
What are these sluts even talking about?
>that index finger

succ me umi

Good meme?

What's your point?

Burd btfo

Will I get a job this month so I can afford to go to AX?

>can't marry Burd because she's too fat, which should be blamed on Honk

lel

>mari got a seal
Someone stop the madwoman

SMILING

Selling aqours R give seals?

She is so fucking cute.

I want her.

kys

Just FC'd expert for the first time it's yujo no-change. Does it count?

Will they change the order of events or will aqours always get token and score match while µ's get challenge and medley festival?

I remember reading somewhere that they do but I haven't tested it.

>bored in doctor's office lobby
>want to get my LP bar down some
>forgot to switch phone to silent
>"BUSHIMO!!!"

I'll go kill myself now.

Calm down, Maki.

I hope not. Muse should get the best event types so I don't have to play Aqours ever.

Sure. Yuujou's not even the easiest EX.

It would be stupid if they don't change it up

Only other insecure people will judge you.

dumb honkfag

Yes.
Now go and FC a Flame Borders song.

>Not playing a full volume so the can hear you getting a good.

No one cares what you are playing, now go back to grinding.

If they changed we would get double aqours/µ's events every 2 months. There is also a good motive for only aqours getting tokens, since µ's will soon run out of songs.

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Why is Guilty Kiss so good?
They literally carry everyone else in Aqours.

Happened to me but in lecture hall during pause. Didnt give a shit but put my headphone on anyway since I don't wanna be obnoxious.

>the groups are still new
>have time to improve
>gk carrying Aqours

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>bored in doctor's nishikino office lobby
>hear "BUSHIMO!"
>source is some landwhale playing in their phone
>his main in down syndrome hanayo
>he gets goods while using perfect locks

>mari gets an earless seal a sea lion and a fur seal
>names the them michael, david and steve
>wants to turn them into idols
>mari impersonating the seal speaks more than riko
>yoshiko and riko barely speak at all to each other
>maru, dia and chika become operators
Fucking better than expected. What would Mari even name an animal unit?

RikoYoshi BTFO

>YoshiRiko barely talking to each other
Thank god

How long until the Guilty Kiss drama track is translated?

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Give me 3 hours.

Why is Guilty Night, Guilty Kiss so gay?

When does it say a gender? I must have missed that

You're projecting

Sung by gayest raibus.

Can you point to where they explicitly reference them talking to a girl?

Why do they trap strawberry? What is the bait?

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Why are hetshits so delusional?

Do I have a chance to pass my exams without a single C?

I'm gonna fuck Ruby in the ass. That perfect, plump ass.

fuck off

Too lazy to fuck? Really? Dibs on her cunny

Means nothing, reroll

Dibs on her mouth then.

What does Ruby's ass look like? Never seen it.

>nico without pigtails
>nico without a bitch face
MY FUCKING DICK

A terrifying thought just crossed my mind. I was reading my favourite non-h EliUmi doujin when i realized that i'm getting that heart-boner just by looking at them loving each other, while not even allowing a possibility to have one of them to myself. Does that make me a cuck? I don't want to be one.

You're being cucked by a woman, you're less than a cuck, you subhuman scum

Why are you so shitty?

Only if you considered one of them your "waifu". Normal shipping doesn't make you a cuck.

Why?

I want to be surrounded by cool onee-sans.

Would you step on my dick?

Even in my wildest thoughts I don't see Umi dating someone like me, so I don't even know if i could call her a waifu. Pretty complicated, huh.

kys

This is arguable. I'd say that being cucked by a woman is less humiliating, since if the girl who's cucking you is lesbian - you don't really stand a chance. Jacking off to non-lesbian LL doujins is the most cucking think i can think of.

GK is a shit unit

You underestimate the power of cock. Or self-inserting

I want my Idols to be happy.

I want Ruby to become Zura's beautiful bride.

She's 14

>anti-GKfags
kys

She's almost a hag but still good to go

That's why the raibus are imouto/daughteru material. You just want them to be happy and live fulfilling lives while you love them platonicly kind of. I love Nico-chan but in a non-sexual way and I'd much rather see her be happy with Maki than being with someone like me.

No, she's 15

>RubyMaru do a cover of Love Wing Bell or Garden of Glass
My heart couldn't handle it.

That's fine.

We are talking about 2D lesbians here, though. They are too pure to be corrupted by The Cock, they don't even know about it's existence.

perfect then

That's proof /a/ wants a daughter. Also no one can beat the cock. Not the cock

I think you mean Autismfag

That's how it's always been there. When you get older your paternal instinct kicks in, and at the same time you're a virgin so your brain gets confused

What do you think is Mari's favorite Rammstein album?

Whenever I open the app on my phone, it automatically turns my volume down to 0
No idea how or why, but its super convenient so I avoid this shit

The one with Te Quiero Puta

Herzeleid is the only Rammstein album.