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>Official Stuff
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>Official Comics
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>Convert source mouse sensitivity
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>OP Pastebin
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>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com

>porn archive
docs.google.com/uc?id=0ByzmhGDY8u8MUWFTalAyVDBRTU0&export=download

MERCY IS NOT A SLUT!

Is there a SINGLE enjoyable Overwatch streamer?

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>porn archive

Wait huh

Flashbang + Fan is far easier to deal with than people make it out to be.

Flashbang has barely any splash, he basically has to hit you with it directly, if he hasn't thrown it, don't stand still like a retard.

Mcree stomps around like fucking Godzilla, if he sneaks up on you, you are retarded.

I manage to survive close quarters encounters with him as Mei more often than he's able to kill me.
In the time it takes me to freeze him, pretty much any character who moves faster, has a smaller hitbox and actually does decent damage would be able to kill him.

Well, it's not porn. Good job, OP. You didn't fuck up.

>tfw shitty stats

I WANT TO PET CAT 76!!!!


NYA!

Is there ever a bad time to pick dunkcat?

rate my loot box

Why do these images exist?

>braindead autistic McRee/Reaper/Junkrat player spend 10inutes telling us we need support
>refuses to switch to a support

Fucking hate people like this. Just do it yourself as what you're not of any use anyway.

nth for dva a cute

Blizzard recommend AnneMunition.

Blizzard fucking lies.

What's the new mercy voiceline that triggers when you're playing her? I've looked at the wikis and it's not listed and I can't decipher the german she's saying.

It's like
>Mercy in the reichinstag

Why do you care? Just play yourself.

last 5 boxes have been 3grey 1blue
when does the pity system jump in and give me a decent drop
im fucking level 40 and i still haven't been able to buy a single legendary

>Flashbang has barely any splash, he basically has to hit you with it directly, if he hasn't thrown it, don't stand still like a retard.
nice bait fucking retard

D.VaXMei OTP

I NEED PICTURES
PICTURES OF SOLDIER 76

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>that moment when you manage to toss a shield on another tank and on yourself as Zarya and get 100 barrier strength

someone post the d.va gif you know the one

I like Star and Jerma but they dont exclusively play the game

cute butt

>enemy team is stomping us like crazy
>i'm sexually aroused by this

100% of my games are good

>pregnant symmetra

>tfw you hook a Reaper that just hit his ult into the hole on Ilos

What is a good average elims in this game? Usually I see around 13.5 and under. Occasionally the 14 and 15. Never seen a 16 yet.

>tfw you waited until lv 40 to learn new heroes and now its too late

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is it even possible to talk to a pharahshitter without them bringing up quake at least 3 times

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I can't play at work :\

Mercy im Bereitschaftsdienst.

>tfw want siberian but drop industrial

Are there any Overwatch Streamers that play Lucio? Or even a tank? Sick of seeing soldiers, McCree's, and snipers.

Did someone remember to save the better version of this image from the /v/ thread several hours ago?
Or just re-make it with Junkrat/Roadhog/Genji faces on there?

>implying Symmetra has sex
>implying she can have romantic feelings at all

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It's never too late user. You'll just have a 25% winrate.

>tfw when you have an almost 75% win rate with Lucio but if you play Lucio you have to carry retards all day erry day
Lucio shouldn't get gold in eliminations, for fuck's sake.

Back to never playing support for another week for me.

>pharah
It should be 76.

Some of us remembered first person shooters when they were about hitting the enemy by shooting them instead of saving up your ultimates and knowing if your instant stun move is off cooldown.

This is more bratty D.Va, but

>Death removes 40% of your ult charge
>All ults except Mercy's and Widoe's charge 50% faster
There I've fixed the game

>mei icicles my chest
>headshot
XD

Industrial is abysmal. Consider removing yourself.

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Lirik

bullshit. There isn't even a comp mode in the game yet. Just do whatever you want and hit P and block/avoid the cunts who say otherwise

>be a highest level on team
>people automatically think you're good when you're actually the shittiest player on the team

RYUJIN NO KEN WO KURAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEE

WOOOH

HAUUUH

RRAAAAAAHH

I sometimes have that when playing Mercy and I have to move the payload.

That straw isn't big enough.

nth for best support hero

>Hanzo beats Reaper at every distance

I got the industrial as well
It's a fucking abomination

Blizzard is a bunch of hacks. Don't they know the head hitbox is in the feet?

>she'll abort if it's not twins

>you had half HPfrom being frozen anyway
>FUCK YUO MEI

Bruh Mei getslike 10% per icicle shot and hanzo gets the same per charged shot

>>All ults except Mercy's and Widoe's charge 50% faster
you mean slower
including theirs

Who is your main and which character do you hate fighting the most?

>Zarya
>mfw Reapers

is it me or is Genjis ult pretty shit

>tfw ACTUALLY don't know what Pharah skin to get

Thunderbird? Anubis? Mechqueen?

as long as d.vas are being posted friend, it doesn't matter

How are people good at Lucio?

I'v played him several times and I just die immediately or suck at healing my team because he heals so slowly

i just want to be someones healslut

>level 78
>started playing mercy literally two days ago
>constantly getting commends and compliments from friends
>One game got a 90% kill participation card
>Last game healed 13k damage

it's never too late user

Anubis

>>>you had half HPfrom being frozen anyway
she didn't freeze me at all you cunt

>main

I hate fighting good Genjis and Tracers more than anything.

I can at least trash good Widows with D.va. At the very least I can make them move and therefore remove them from the team.

OH LET'S MEME IT DOOOWN

Tracer is cute!

>Hanzo's arrow exists land somewhere in a 20 meter perimeter around me
>headshot
>TARGET PRACTICE

Stay out of sight if you don't have your E. Right click mean enemy players and run off.

Its good for snowballing a lead or capitalizing on your team doing well, but you can't really turn around losing fights with it unless the enemy team just chokes hard.

Genji is like a luxury carry. You can't expect him to win the game for you, but if you're doing well then he'll make it easier.

ster, he's calm and not superbad

Austic people can feel sexual desire.

Besides, I'm sure you could root around in her brain with future tech to turn that stuff back on if it isn't already.

Why twins? She makes six turrets.

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Soldier 76 and Mei's can suck my grandpa cock

You have some good taste

You should get at least one epic, the doggy helm in either black/white is God Tier

I'm debating between Raptorion and Thunderbird right now, I have the 1000 but I don't know what to pick

I have literally 50% average time on fire on Lucio, it's depressing.

I'm kinda tempted to just play Zarya and Lucio non-stop since they both have 70%+ win rate with decent amount of games for me, but I'd rather have shitty stats than be a retard enabler.

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Mercy is one of those characters where you can learn her by playing other shit if you know what I'm saying

who on ps4 here? i enjoy playing with my friends but they really need to git fucking good.

>winston
>roadhog

Mostly because if he ults when I ult i'm not going to get to do shit due to the knockback completely negating the leaps.

>Literally just sit around your tank with heal on, hitting E when it's appropriate
>Shoot at people from around your tank
>Ult when a team fight happens
>switch to speed boost when leaving spawn/heading to objectives

There you go, you're now a Lucio master.

sure she didn't ya fuckin crybaby

its harder to use than most other heroes but in the right situation it can be really good

what the fuck is going on in this picture

You got it, friend-o.

Why not get Thunderbird?

There's always someone out there that will let you suck their dick, even though you're an ugly fat NEET. Follow your dreams user.

>mfw I saw a Hanzo killcam of him literally shooting into an empty crevice of space between the chokepoint gate and the wall leading up to it on Anubis and getting a headshot on me earlier today

>check owg before the game comes out
>nothing but Mercy's that want to pocket Pharas
>literally zero Mercys have pocketed me as Pharah
>every time I pocket a friend we destroy everyone
i got friendzoned by blizzard

here's your (you)

Cause he is blinded by revenge and it'll always be a sad story.

Raptorian. The fact her gun has a yelling face and that the rockets turn into knives is just too much for me.