/xivg/ - Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General

this is the rare our guy vaper, only appears once every content patch, reply to this post with 'thanks swagoon' or u will not get ur house

>Preliminary notes
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/0e2d7f99ec992a9e03b82dbd3ec0678cbe5ebb57

>Patch Notes:
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/patchnote_log

>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
pastebin.com/raw/p88PqskL

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hyur boypussy

naka bp

our guy

Found this in the monster models

I work with meat and meat accessories.

xth for I WANT A HOUSE!

S o o n™

I'm going to marry Alphinaud!

post pic and youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=aX7jnVXXG5o

thanks swagoon
now GIVE ME MY FUCKING HOUSE

OFFICIAL HEALER RANKINGS:

GOOD TIER:
WHM, SCH

INFERIOR BUT TECHNICALLY VIABLE TIER:
AST

>marrying my sloppy seconds

same with this

when are they going to let us make chars like alphinaud so I can reflect my traphood in ffxiv

I sort of wonder how much more abundant it'll really be. The only new source they've listed so far is some of the Moogle storyline quests. Which will definitely pull the prices down for a bit, but it's sort of a one-time injection since you can only do those quests once per character.

*contemplates the viability of AST while vaping*

>he chose the wrong anima
>he didnt create a Nothung

thanks swagoon

>Not realizing you're the sloppy seconds here

Even though I know Balmung is going to violently implode within the first five minutes, I'm still going to try to log in.

I don't even want a house.

Post ur download speeds.

Seriously, does anyone care? It'll all be accessible in an hour.

How OUR GUY are you feeling for the new patch /xivg/?? PvP mentor soon get rockin in that frontlines yo!

Reminder if you don't have a SSD you are not getting that house you want.

already downloaded lmao

Mine was at 10.2 but I patched hours ago

that's true chaotic evil

thanks swagoon

Post what you're doing during the wait.

>Watched 3 movies and the BURN-E short from WALL-E

I have an hour and "ten" minutes left to kill. The sun is coming up and I'm wondering if it will be worth it. I also hear cars because unlike me, some people have shit to do at this hour of the morning apparently.

Should I go to bed? Stay up? Watch another movie? Eat food? Send help.

Me neither Red. I just I want to get into the 24 man asap for the crazy prog

You guys are way exaggerating those single digit seconds. Most houses were up for an hour or so.

It looks fucking weird, like the edge is supposed to be on one side and the handguard and on the opposite side

What does harp do for a living? He actually leaves his house and looks to be in good shape.

I'm just playing around with the data miner. Not much else to do during maint besides whine about healers and houses

I'd say more chaotic neutral. He's trying for himself as well as to fuck over others

0.40mb
it took one hour

Can't wait to get the Yokai Watch stuff.

Some houses != large houses and specific god tier plots.

I fapped twice and I guess I'll catch up on GoT.

I refresh the server status for hours now and shitpost here.

*vapes*

dude........................... ASTs..............

*puts down vape*

Fap to yshtola vore

Do you live alone?

i just wanna do the new stuff, pet some moogles.

he doesn't want a house and he's fucking over people who want houses

that is evil and chaotic

honestly, this kind of calms me because although I'm aiming for a specific plot, I do just want a cottage to share with my EB

Playing KF2.

I just have no patience for waiting for all the new stuff. There's so much stuff I want to cram into my dumb, fat face IMMEDIATELY.

Plus I need to know if my connection to FF14 is still borked or not. Which I will not be able to determine to be honest especially if the servers seize up and crash like last time.

I can't wait to die to a large swirly deathball.

I just wanna do EVERYTHING.

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How many gay degenerates can be on during a weekday at 3 AM / 6 AM???
Like, people have school and lives right? There's work, and I know some people need to still finish their finals right? Right?...
Just tell me I'm fucked user. Crush my hope and dreams now, so I don't need to face the cruel realization later.

hey guys, xth for xth for
reminder i am not only the best erotic erp roleplayer in final fantasy 14 online heavensward the game,
but also the most beautiful cat man and avatarfag there ever was.
please post your savage clears everyone.
best healer is drg you idiot
thats me the guy of your guy; the one from you dreams of magnificient memes, so supreme you wake up and scream.

EB me pls

skipped college today ay

when did you get a haircut proci?

School's out for the summer.

Ayy
I'm gonna half ass work later today myself.

I've been up since 3AM EST and I already have a Med house. You are probably completly fucked if you are not on something like Exodus.

what's eb is that something I want

I know that feel senpai and not even doing lewds.

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do you like catboys...

YES

I CANT WAIT TO SEE ALL THE SLUTS RUNNING AROUND WITH THIS ON

You're fucked. I have at least ten or so RP friends that hardly play the game at all but have already made plans to camp out tonight to dash for a house.

Literally everyone I know is going for one, and most are going for the same ones.

Marriage in XIV
Yeah, you totally want it

did they fix the problem where subdivision housing doesn't have seasonal npcs?

I don't care about the two teleports. actually kind of like it more because I'm an antisocial person like that

That's kind of ugly.

Looks good, friend. My hands are shaking a bit...

What is best ERP job?

thanks swagoon

This is a shit thread and if you people had standards you'd make a new one.

I'm not taking any chances, buying a large on the main division because of this.

that will be cute on lalafell

>It will cost 72,000 esoterics to upgrade your Anima from i230 to i240

h-help, i'll probably only be able to finish one this patch

Which plots, user? Just curious.

Elaborate.

1 hour to go lads. Lets shit this thread up for the next hour!!

You're fucked, really
You see almost every social circe im involved in will be hunting for houses and theyre just waiting for the split second the mait ends
hell I have my dog checking server status every minute
youre fucked

This is why I don't bother with relic weapons.

>Veeky Forums
>/xiv/
>standards

>72k esoterics

no way right?

please tell me you're kidding

In before the dog betrays his master to claim a house.

you mean 31 meow ones?

There are probably alternatives, and some already confirmed to be tradeable. And I thought it was 240 esos per item with a minimum of 3 points out of 240 for one of the two itesm you needed to trade in?
Where did you get 72k from?

D-does anyone want to play the new content with me?

wtf shouldn't it be up now

>All these desperate idiots rushing for a house
>Not familiar at all with how unstable the servers are at launch
>Not even waiting for superior Ishgard housing in 3.4

>standards on Veeky Forums

www.reddit.com

- move your mouse over the text, click it three times, right click and click copy, then right click the search bar and press paste, then press enter!

there you go newfriend, you'll be off to your proper place soon enough!

You know its gonna be swamped by the same people in minutes too right?

You wish.
72k Eso assumes you only grind Eso though, there will be a lot of different ways to grind it out.

No, it's only 9.

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>I Hope Mentor Will Notice Me VI","Complete 2,000 duties via Duty Roulette: Mentor. Astrope Whistle

Hahaha oh wow. Mentor roulette is going to be even more fucking cancer.

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IT'S 10:03 SQUARE WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SERVERS

obligatory it's up!! post. Fuck you square I wanted to have more than an hour and a half to play before I work.

I have a house already so it doesn't affect me at all, I'm just astounded that anyone thinks they have a chance in hell of getting a house when servers are notoriously shit after being turned back on after a large patch.

In one hour dude.

tfw 50 and want to kill myself every time I do Mentor Roulette

it's 10

>not using daylight savings time
pssh... europoors