/utg/ - Undertale General

Gooooooooooddddddddd (For real, I'm heading out) night (morning..?), /utg/!

I hope you all have enjoyed yourselves during comfy hours and that you all sleep well when you do.

I love you all and I hope you have a good start to your day

Reposting both these related polls for a new thread, don't let your true opinion go unheard!

strawpoll.me/10419993
strawpoll.me/10419834

Goat waifu!

Here's mine

underlineau.tumblr.com/post/145420101131/regarding-that-ask-about-whether-chara-was

Remember, Chara is pure as driven snow and Asriel is lying to get Frisk's sympathies. Do not fall for the gote's charms, trust the human who clearly never done anything wrong.

uh...sans?

Early morning edge

How bout I just eat both? MK wasn't very filling and they both look delicious.

Cute.

Good day, spooder. Hope you have a good one.

So you care about rape so much? So, I guess you were lobbying for proper education? How can we protect monsters from harm if half of adults isn't sure where the monsters come from? There is a fetishist paying children for stepping on his face, and has the Royal Guard done anything about it?

that's a cute void.

i wanna hug the goopy voidman

i wanna fug the spoopy roidman

i want asriel to fuck me in the ass and make me bleat

For the goat

Nth for snowdin plebs learning basic geometry

bepis

fuck off hotland fag

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Fight me in real life

>This audio but dropped in G minor using that .gif

Please somebody make this happen.

Success breeds jealousy.
Let me know when you have both the source of all electricity in the Underground as well as the top (and only) celebrity.

>they live in the boonies
>they are actually fighting about which shit hole is better
>they aren't New Home master race
Suck to be you fucks, did you know that we're allowed to go right up into the kings house and bathe in the sunlight?Dude even lets us raid his fridge and makes visitors some of his famous Golden Flower tea! You haven't lived until you had a nice case of snails along with some golden flower ice tea while lying in the royal flower bed under the natural sun-light

Forgot link.
youtube.com/watch?v=x6tNPUTgrL4

>that slightly red tinge visible between legs

I know what that is MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

Oh god no, please. I'll do whatever you want.

WORSHIP is what you must do
That or post more cuts goat frisk

Okay here

I like this

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Wasn't the guy who made the Core, I forgot his name damnit, born in Snowdin? I think he might have but I cannot quite recall.

And who was born in Hotlands? Some pretentious pieces of rock and rubble?

Fucking capitalfags

What a cute.

Are there any pictures of goatfrisk and Asriel together?

on the internet nobody can tell im a gote

urgent important poll
strawpoll.me/10420188

Probably.

Gotes posting gotes for gotes. Have a gote.

a lot of them have humanized asriel

Post your paws.

Don't blame me because you guys can't afford to live in a real city, but hey don't worry i'm sure that some of your women won't hook up with our beautiful tanned brothers and will throw you pale skin fucks a pity lay now and then.

I wanna open up those legs and give her the time of her life

Gotes were a mistake.

Me too.

Someone beat you to it.

>you will never NTR Asriel

>humanized Sans x adult femgoatFrisk
I think I have eye cancer.

>skinny as fuck beta skelly beat me to it

Nah, this will be easy to deal with

>fat
>skinny
Anyway, I hope you like sloppy seconds

>That Sans
Eugh. That face is just reeking of a bad times ahead.

E Z
Z

Seriously, look at him. Skinny beta doesn't have a reason to be smiling like that

>supporting Asgore is supporting job creators and being able to pay the people who we wouldn't be able live without
fixed that for you

xth for flowey

Meanwhile, in another universe

this is a male aged up Frisk

stop spamming

Stop spamming

why dont we do cool stuff like play games together

I need to leave for a moment, please take care of this plush Pap for me

Supporting Asgore is robbing residents of snowdin and filling the already rich pockets of the wealthy.

Even more fixed.

Get a fucking job you free loading 'guardsman'
Because I don't play multiplayer games

I double the dad.

A-Any skellefucker here?
I always used to tell how undertail was disgusting and people were weirdos but last night i read a sansxmute!reader lemon fanfic (that was actually quite well written) out of curiosity and i got aroused to the point where i was crossing my legs aaaand...yeah you know what happened next.
WHY am I attracted to a damn 2d skeletton? What the hell is wrong with me?
>tl;dr i'm a dirty sinner and deeply ashamed of it

Because we're all way too shy and mostly procrastinate all day. That or work/study.

I love both of those dads

Join us. i dont read any /reader though.

Draw your favorite Undertale character as Jelly

I'm here, and that's pretty shit of you user.
>what's wrong with you
Well you know how sonic fans are autisticly in love with sonic? That's you now.

Well to be honest, if a fanfic was written well enough, it could be about anything and you might still get aroused.

Can't say what the deal is with the skele since I'm not attracted to them at all. I assume it's something about his personality as seen by the fandom.

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Playing vidya is like the epitome of procrastination.
I'd be down for some vidya with no voice chat. Something not very demanding. I don't know any games like that, though, except for maybe Diablo and also various shitty pay-to-win animu MMO.

A-Any goatfucker here?
I always used to tell how undertail was disgusting and people were weirdos but last night i read a Asrielxreader fanfic (that was actually quite well written) out of curiosity and i got aroused to the point where i was crossing my legs aaaand...yeah you know what happened next.
WHY am I attracted to a damn 2d goat? What the hell is wrong with me?
>tl;dr i'm a dirty gotefucker and deeply ashamed of it

That's way too difficult and also creepy user. Let's not.

Quiet hours. Instrument anons, where you at? What're you working on?

But i don't wanna join you..

Yeah kinkshaming is not cool I know
>that's you now
NO IT CAN'T BE

Oh god, what's the big fucking deal. It's a cartoony character, same as all other undertales.
Also, outside if this thread, it's being a furfag that has a bigger social odium than wanting to fuck not furry monster things. Chill the fuck down.

Im ashamed of it too but it's the only lewds that do anything to me so im gonna enjoy it despite all that. As long as you don't go full tumblr(like writing 150k word fanfic ships between you and your self insert) i think it's fine. Just enjoy what you want.

Well you got a point. But gosh, the whole ectodick/tongue really got me hot and bothered.
I guess so as well,since they have human characteristics.
at least that's what i tell myself for reassurance

>tfw the only multiplayer games I play are card games
Unless someone wants to bust out their copy of quake or something just kidding I don't even have a working mouse

None of it is a big deal if you don't bother telling anyone about it.

I meant between your self insert and sans.

Eh. Thanks user. I think that the tumblrinas yelling "I WANT SANS TO BONE MEH!1!" and write loads of pervy fics,draw loads of pervy art, or even worse take it to real life (picture of a blue popsicle and them sucking it and calling sans their daddy,just,why would you even post that?) are creepy.

I don't think anyone here has a problem with saying they want to fuck undertales. But somewhere a meme started that fucking skeletons is weird and ridiculous and fucking anything else isn't. It was a good joke based on frustration about fandom being exclusively preoccupied with Sans and Sans porn overshadowing everything, but now it has gone too far.
Pic related, I'm a skelefucker, but with taste

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They're procrastination if you're supposed to be doing something else. Now that we could be playing stuff we just sit here and spend a lot of time and energy doing absolutely nothing instead.

I play diablo 2 from time to time again with a friend. Last we played it was like one and a half years ago. It's still pretty fresh in memory though.

Papyrus is too much of a cinnamon roll i couldn't even think of kissing him. I just want to hug and protect him

>it's being a furfag that has a bigger social odium than wanting to fuck not furry monster things
Confirmed - there are plenty of monsters you can say you want to fuck which nobody will bat an eye at. Being a furry, especially admitting to being one, is just a social death sentence.

Kek, this is exactly what i thought about when talking about tumblrinas.

But yeah thanks you guys, i got worried for a moment.

>odium
That's a good word. You just made my word of the week, that is a good word.

>mfw found fanart of sans being turned on by baby papyrus being on his back and hitting him while he's on all four
>i have no face
What is the worst fanart/fanfic/... you've seen about undertale?