Quick question for biz:

And if I was secretly gay then this has now become the easiest $50k I've ever made.

Anyone who says they don't have a price is either a repressed homosexual, or he doesn't belong on biz.

My price would theoretically be 50k, but in a bidding war I would probably do it for 20k.

>bidding war
>homo says free.99

this. Nobody will look at you the same way no matter what car you drive. youre just a bitch now.

Id do it for free

Not gay but it would depende on the guy. Like the more feminine he is we could even settle for 3k if it's a legit trap and 50k if it's some kind of giga nigga. No homo, I don't even jerk off to traps or anything like that.

but who's buying?

/thread

>user's fantasize about being a highly desired hooker

$100

Are you suggesting that a virgin cock sucker wouldn't be worth millions?

to whom?

how do you prove you are a mouth virgin?
why wouldn't someone willing to pay a random person for a blow job prefer far more experience ?

>not gay but it would depend on the guy
>more feminine he is
>legit trap
>no homo
You're one of those /b/ queers, aren't you?

probably a sjw tumblrina

easy i would do it for less if it were a feminine tiny dicked trap maybe in the $10000 range but if it were a huge alpha males 13" dong i would have to do atleast $5,000,000

no one would pay you for this. so you're just fantasizing about who's dick you would like to suck .

exactly
but preferably for money

one could hope would love to be in that situation

who will ever find out? you've literally got nothing to lose

I'd have to be like really attracted to him, like if charlie somik chan was real.

i wouldn't do it for money. that would make me a whore. and i bet if i had the cash in front of you and you saw how magnificent my dick is you'd bring the price down.

say... fifty cents? that's your mom's going rate.

Honestly if no one found out I'd probably do it for a couple hundo, I take figurative loads to the face everyday at work for less anyway

then just do it.
buy a good stock then suck a dick when it goes up.

Kek tru man who has been numbed by society

Only if he was a black man. They taste like Sprite. Yum

kek what a cuck

realistically the vid will be all over the internet before you get home.

lmao

10000e

Who would suck cum out of another mans ass for money? What would be your starting offer?

Wouldn't that just make it even better? ^_^

why don't you go try it and find out , then come back and let us know?

woo!

sucking dick and humiliating yourself like a cum-dumpster is not for everyone deal with it.

but in money terms, its (X) amount of money (a lot) in less than 5 min with no effort

this is a bussiness board remember

Op didn't mention sucking dick at all. He said take a but to the face. Close your eyes and mouth, think of England and make a quick buck.

I bet OP has a really big cock. I would pay him to fuck me till I laughed

$100,000.

If we're talking about a hot guy here, I'll fucking pay him if it's a big enough load. T B Q H PHAM

Get a load of this faggot.

why haven't you , then?

Because there are plenty of good looking guys out there who will cum on my face for free?

why haven't you taken them up on it then?
i genuinely wanna know the real reasons, im not trying to piss you off or troll you for being a dick virgin.

You misunderstand, user. I have taken many loads to the face. I'd only pay if the guy was exceptionally attractive and had an exceptionally large cumshot, and even then it'd be like 10 bucks.

you haven't done anything of the sort, but im glad you're having fun text role playing(lying) your lyfe away on this webforum.

be honest. why haven't you done this?

Depends, if it's confidential bout $500.
If he snapchats it and uploads to pornhub at least $100k.

street blow jobs go for 25-50 dollars unless you are doing porn and are super hot and young.

I still have some dignity though and don't need that money that bad.
And think of the consequences of a video like that.

there are actually other ways to make money, if you don't like sucking dicks, why even consider this?

Pay off student loan. Down payment on house. New vehicle. Those are all tempting options. I guess I'd do it. I'd prefer a big cumshot though. Make it worth while. I have a big dick and big ejaculations. I'd want the same. I don't like the submissive aspect though.

> I have a big dick and big ejaculations

what a faggot thread. feels great knowing I already made $300k on my own without even thinking about such gay shit.

yet you still have an insatiable lust for men...

>Not doing big ejaculates

what a phagit

GOD DAMN LOCKNESS MONSTER

OP here
oh little user-kun, get that ass ready with lube and $500 million and you'll be sure to laugh ;)

I'm very confused. Do you think that it's difficult to hookup with people when you're gay? Trying to get a rise out of a fag by calling him a virgin is a pretty big waste of time. Even ugly guys can get laid easily on Grindr.

nice try.

Oh... oh user. Were you checking this thread all night just to see when I'd post again? At any rate, I hope you have a lovely day.

i'll have a day completely FREE of dicks, and semen,
just as you will ;)

>price for taking a heavy nut to the face
just a facial wouldn't be all that bad.
of course it depends whether the guy is tested and healthy or whether i'm risking HIV infecton and all kinds of shit. like... an adequate price for time and inconvenience on a clean dude is probably somewhere sub $100. now if i factor in my pride and disgust it might lie somewhere between 5k and 50k depending on circumstances, the guy, etc.
if his health status is unknown, i can't even imagine it under 100k. if he's definitely HIV positive i'm leaning towards 4-5 million but it feels like i'd even decline that out of fear. if we're talking hundreds of millions i'd still be in, because it would be irresponsible to decline so much money just because of my health and life expectancy.

seriously though, facials are quite vanilla... now if you'd ask me how much i'd have to be paid to find myself on the receiving end of anal sex, those figures go up at least a factor of 100 if not more.

don't flatter yourself.
no one is going to pay you that much , princess .

I'm 100% straight.

I think I'd do it for 20k.

>no one is going to pay you that much
was that implied anywhere?

good luck finding a customer at that price, cumdumpster.

Wait, so you're just a thirsty fag? Just download Grindr, bro.

You can't get AIDS from a facial unless you've got open sores.

sure you can, you just have to get a spash into your eyes. HIV can traverse mucous membranes.

i'm absolutely stoked about my freedom to exercise my day , sans pens and semen ,unlike you.

How curious. Why is it important that I be a virgin like you?

helpline.aidsvancouver.org/question/semen-eye-during-mutual-masturbation

just a quick internet search reveals they're talking bullshit. here's a study from page 1 of google that mentions the complete opposite
>potential route of infection occurring when body fluids splash into the eye. It has been shown that transmission of HIV, hepatitis B or C can occur across any mucous membrane.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2173168/

Fair enough, but the odds of transmission in that route are minimal. Keep in mind that the risk of transmission via protected vaginal and anal sex is not zero, and I'd imagine your risk tolerance allows you to have sex with women without making sure they're tested right before you put it in, no?

because i have had sex, an overwhelming amount times, and you haven't had sex even once.., i will be forced by logic to disregard your statement as a "troll".

>Fair enough, but the odds of transmission in that route are minimal.
true, and that's reflected in the price i stated above. i'm not willing to completely fuck up my life for 20k on a "minimal" chance.
>Keep in mind that the risk of transmission via protected vaginal and anal sex is not zero, and I'd imagine your risk tolerance allows you to have sex with women without making sure they're tested right before you put it in, no?
and that is relevant how? nice non sequitur while moving the goal posts. anyway, the transmission risk from receiving female to penetrating male is a mere fraction of the risk of any receiving party, so the comparison doesn't really hold. and no, i usually do require my partners to have been tested in the last 6 months (i get regularly tested as well, so it's only fair). and i don't kiss or go down on anyone i don't entirely trust. i've managed to go 30 years without contracting oral herpes while ~60-70% of adults are carriers of HSV-1. i'm not about to throw that all away on a one-night stand.

>my partners

>lockness

showed this pic to gf she said it's legit it really works. after she blows me her sore throat gets better by next day.
wtf.

£5k

>comparison doesn't really hold

Except it does.They're both sex acts with very little chance of transmission. I'm not sure what your logic is saying that they don't compare.

And that's all good I guess. My dad gets cold sores, doesn't really affect his life at all. I don't see the big deal if I end up with them at some point. I had gonorrhea once. Got a shot. Was clear in 3 days flat. HIV is definitely a big deal, so I take necessary precautions, but I just dont' find the margin of risk that a spec of cum in my eye will give me AIDS as worth not letting cute guys cum on my face tbqh. I suppose I just have a higher risk tolerance than you. I invest in the index funds and you in the t-bills of the sex world.

Why.

cuz a few girls wanted to have sex with me.

keep fantasizing about having sex with men online. its super hilarious.

No actually. Why. Aside from normal trolling, why is it important to you that I be a virgin?

If you want to make a gay man feel self-conscious, you call them sluts for sleeping with too many people, phamalam.

why is important to you that you be a gay man?