Overwatch General - /owg/

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Why would you nerf the worst ult in the game

Have some of best ship

Whoa there!

>Tracer
>Slipstream
>Spin
>Sitting
>Check me out
>Cute
>Serious Business

Here you go lad

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I think I maybe need to start playing as different heros.

McRee, Reaper and Solider are cancer.

>"""""e-sport""""" game of 2016

>he can't play around mccree

What's it like being a lolbab

>last point overtime
>bastion ults
>there's a roadhog and a pharah on the cart
>he stays in his hidyhole trying to snipe the fucking pharah out of the air instead of contesting the point
>he even had mercy with him

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BASTION PLAYERS

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Post the best cosmetics for your favourite hero

>Reinhardt
>Skin: Stonehardt
>Emote: Taunt
>Pose: Legendary
>Line: Are You Afraid?
>Spray: Barrier
>Intro: Hammer Down

I don't like penis tho.

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>be S76
>hear "I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS" around the corner
>activate mine
>he kills me first

How do you play around being stunned

1. YOUR BEST HERO

2. MATCHUPS/STUFF YOU NEED TO WORK ON

Nah youre fine, I played with some guy earlier who has 55 hours of Lucio and literally nothing else. I almost threw up.

LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL

>Switch to murder Torbjorn
>Get shot by Bastion
>Switch to deal with Bastion and Torbjorn
>Killed by Widowmaker
>Have to choose between jumping on Widow and getting blown up or being one shot before I even see their turrets

This is why being bad affects us all.

tfw have a mercy that pays attention to you

Keep the mom and dead up or just dump DAD?

Why is every Genji player a sad sack of whiteknight manchild that refuses to play anything else, taking credit for every push and team wipe?

I fucking hate Genji 'mains'. So much.

1. Tracer

2, McCree, Reaper, Roadhog and 76

Mate Pharah, unless the Widow was god tier you could have dealt with Widow with Pharah.

>the enemy team has a mccree
>i better listen to him stomping around from a mile away

so hard

Do you complain about Roadhog's hook, a strictly better version of flashbang? Or reinhardt's stun which lasts 3x as long and in a bigger area?

Which girl has the smelliest feet?

Reminder to avoid and block all Widowmaker mains

>50/50
Well fuck that don't help. Might just go Siberian so I've got a good skin with Zarya.

this was hanamura def btw

Probably Mei or Roadhog.

I need to work on my aim and Zarya shield timings.

>i am better than the pros
explain

Zarya players always think they're so pro when the character is broken as fuck lmao

when did that happen
i remember a very similar match having happened the other day

Clearly you shot her thigh gap, it's not the game's fault.

The same way you do in dota2

Free legendary skin of your choice would be nice once you reach level 50

You

1. Pharah

2. Need to into Junkrat more

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>23 kills + assists
>player best on Zarya

You can go MUCH further than that, user

>literally slows down to show where he aimed
>le funny joke
kys

:3

your bullet bounced off her ass

yes
he fired between her legs

McCree isn't a problem because flashbang it's that fan the hammer does a lot of damage. If you're crying about this as a non tank then guess what, Roadhog does the same thing except from a much longer range, long enough that you wouldn't be able to hear him flanking you.

Just don't shoot the bubble, retard.

I noticed that a lot of Heroes exhibit traits that tend to be taboo or opposite to the norm of their culture or nationality

76 is a cool old guy
Reaper isn't selling drugs
Tracer has good teeth
D.Va is lesbo
Mei is a girl
Junkrat is attractive
Winston isn't killing children
Torbjorn isn't giving out armor packs to Syrian refugees
Hanzo doesn't wear normal clothes

No he did not.

1. Zenyatta
2. Best: anyone that doesn't notice me ir anytime I'm protected by Rein
Worst: anyone that does notice me

So why is the korean government giving gamers jobs that fighter pilots are obviously more qualified for? Are they just retarded?

Oh Dragon lord, why are you so distraught?

>just don't shoot the bubble
>dead before it goes away
>shoot the bubble
>dead because you made her do 600 dps

Is that your best game little guy? Good for you

Yet McCree is used much more by pros than Roadhog. Explain.

>also actually thinking hook is reliable.

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fighter pilots don't have the reaction time and decision making pro gamers have when it comes to piloting a mech which is probably a whole lot different than piloting a plane

Lucio has a job

>thigh gaps
>mattering

>Lucio
>accepting that I'm actually really good on him and that I actually enjoy playing him a ton and that I'm really not that good as Genji and I just get frustrated when I try

???
>he fired between her legs
>between
What is wrong with you man check your eyes.

My brother was a drunk asshole and when I confronted him he tried to Dragon blade me and accidentally killed himself and cut grandpa's priceless wall scroll. I dumped him in the trash and told everyone I killed him, to protect his reputation.. If only I could have saved him..

Assblasted McCree main spotted

>the icicles magically end up in his knee caps
My sides, holy shit.

what sensitivity are you guise using ? ( DPI and in-game) I can't seem to find proper settings.

it's like my 3rd time using her!

>the government turned to the country's professional gamers, who possessed the necessary reflexes and instincts to operate the mechs' advanced weapons systems.

They were looking for something specific for the mechs. Probably reaction times and multitasking, situational awareness.

She has an APM of 3480

Hook is super reliable.

The reason McCree is picked is because fan does a shitload of damage and tanks are overstatted as fuck. His ult is also mediocre but one of the only counter plays to mercy's ult

If they made reaper good at what he's supposed to be (a tankbuster) then McCree wouldn't need to do the job for him.

>HANAMURA

You should have enough gold by level 50 to buy one

Fighter pilots aren't cute.

Yeah okay fat fuck, I'll just let you push by yourself next time. I won't go after the Junkrat dumping explosives into your shield, I won't take down the Bastion melting your barrier, I won't kill the Reaper flanking behind you to three-shot you, and I won't outflank the Mei freezing you into obscurity after you whiff your meme-ult on one Genji.

Fucking hate Rein mains.

I see it now lmao

How make buddies to git gud with?

>Hook is super reliable.
Rofl actually believing this. What's it like being low mmw.

>actually thinking roadhog counters mobile heroes better

>PREPARE TO ATTACK

I just charge the point like I don't give a fuck because I can't count on my team to coordinate an offense.

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>If even one of the 6 players on the team shoot even the smallest projectile at the massive fucking shield the charge goes from 0-100
>zarya then proceeds to oneshot everything in sight
>shields on 10/8 second cooldown

People haven't noticed how strong she is because no one plays her and mcree and widow are ahead of her, but don't worry she'll get nerfed eventually. With coordination she's so fucking faceroll.

If you git gud people will start adding you after matches

>hitscan ability with a hitbox the size of a bus isn't reliable
>calls someone else low mmr

You're fucking stupid m8

>Dead before it goes away
I mean yeah if you're retarded and try to manfight with no health.
McCree can still kill her no problem despite some retards saying she can do well against him. Fan the bubble, roll, stun, second fan. Balanced.

>Go right for the kneecaps
>Getting two giant icicles speared through your kneecaps
THIS SADISTIC CHINK BITCH

post tummy qt

Pharah

actually killing hit and run genjis instead of letting him escape.
not dying to widow.
not choking when i finally get the drop on a widow
uping my direct hit skeelz, getting five direct hits in a row on roadhog feels awesome

You should read a little about modern fighter jets, and what it is to pilot them. Besides their physical fitness, pilots are chosen for their reflexes and decisionmaking. And if you can train a gamer to drive a mech, you can train an actual pilot even easier.

apparently the logic is to have a mech that's as devoid of computing mechanics as possible as to prevent it from being hacked.

>tfw decide to try attack mercy out
>get gold medal in damage done

You can see it coming miles away. Only Pharah really gets hooked by it out of all the mobile heroes because she is not really mobile in air. McCree is a much better anti-flanker than Roadhog.

>people add me after matches
>accept
>nothing happens and we continue to play separately
rip

Seems like you're bad at zarya

>tfw fighting a good genji

Dude attacked points did flips over us and shit.

Widowmaker has a separate hitbox for her gun. I'm not even joking.
Projectiles such as the Icecicle and Hanzo's arrow have what you see there.