are these supposed to be funny? or just funny to people who go on /int/?
Luke Perez
I am the most most person in this thread. Lest we talk about widowmakers?
Dylan Williams
I want to fuck D.VA's mech
Jace Martin
Summary of Jeff Kaplan's Eurogamer interview:
>competitive patch is end of the month >ranked will be in seasons of around 3 months >ranked tiers are challenger, advanced, expert, master and heroic >you can switch between ranks during a season if you win or lose enough >ranked will use the same matchmaking system as quickplay initially >no solo queue for ranked play but they will listen is people complain >tickrate is not as big a deal as most people claim, it's usually latency that people experience >0.07% of custom games have used the 60 tick option >they can't flip the switch on 60 tick servers for all because "20% of players can't handle it" >fan the hammer is being nerfed >D.Va will be buffed but they don't know if it'll be damage or survivability yet so will take longer >new heroes and maps coming "later in the summer" >people have not found all the information put out about Sombra yet >no plans for cross-console play but "open minded"
>massive lose streak >can now jump around 5 people and not die again
Isaac Edwards
hey
Aaron Ross
So is THIS where the Umaru/MLG D.va thing is inspired from?
Joseph Evans
Sure can't wait to have console Genjis and other shit on my team.
Austin Young
was made first pls
Noah Wood
Are you fucking stupid. First thread linked is new thread. Don't start this.
Alexander Williams
>thread wars
Fuck off
Austin Scott
>you're close to receiving a penalty >literally only leave in progress games with 1 minute left
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF
you fuck off too, thread wars are fucking gay, the one that gets posted first is what gets used.
Nathaniel Long
Have you guys played the based robot god of POTGs today?
Thomas Lewis
Why isn't Mercy's peashooter hitscan?
Evan Carter
Kill you`re self
Ethan Peterson
>peek head out spawn door >die instantly >replay shows me walk out onto the point h o w o w
Xavier Rivera
I'll leave it up to our active janitor to delete one.
Michael Wood
>leaving at all fuck off
Nolan Cook
Because then she would be multipurpose.
Austin Gomez
When do you get a penalty? How many games do you have to leave? I leave 25% of my games never got a warning.
Jonathan Rodriguez
your /int/ paranoia is hilarious manpreet
Bentley Jones
Is there a hero that moves really fast at incredibly hihg speed while shooting at the same time? It seems like everyone moves, then shoots, then moves again. I want a railgun or spinfusor or something.
Bentley Watson
Bring back Teabagging.
Eli Perry
King Crimson
Ian Martinez
Jekk Kaplan has confirmed:
>Ranked/Competitive will have the same matchmaking system as quick play >60 tick will not be in competitive, blames players for 'latency issues' and for not trying out 60 tick in custom
Game is becoming more of a joke every day.
Ryan Green
im not going to run out of spawn, die and then lose
Luis Ramirez
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Ayden Wright
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Eli Miller
Are there any news on new skins?
Ryan Nelson
IT'S HIGH NOON
Lucas Moore
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Thomas Kelly
>Blizz tells you they're making League of Legends the FPS with stuns and ultimates >people get mad when it's not a hardcore twitch shooter
Dude just go play Quake
Sebastian Hughes
>Shoulder peek a corner >O fug a bastion >Die around the corner >Killcam shows me waddle way out of cover in to the open Frog.png
Justin Edwards
hey guys, just got the game today
any good heroes to play for a newbee?
Grayson Wood
No because I haven't played today.
Joshua Thompson
>Try to carry my shithead team to victory with Reinhardt >Two enemies deliberately counterpick me with Junkrat and M1 spam because LOL NO AMMO >Shield caves and I die eventually >Because the rest of my team are invalids we lose the game
>One person can't carry a game because if they try they will get counterpicked
That one game basically disenchanted me from the game as a whole. Who the fuck thinks this is fun?
Evan Howard
>default spray >slow-ass teabag reaction time >wasting ult on a Mercy kill >moonrunes and gookspeak This Reaper is retarded.
Kayden Smith
I don't know but I am hoping for a non-pinkhaired Zarya recolour soon.
Colton Harris
t. ranjeep
Nathan Martin
What's Zarya saying?
see
Christian Gray
I can FEEL the butthurt.
Luis Foster
So what the fuck is even the point of competitive then?
It sounds like it's just going to be Quick Play but with a ranking ladder. The servers are going to be the same. The matchmaking is going to be the same. The players are probably going to be the same too.
Ridiculous
Benjamin Butler
Gentleman wraith a best
Ryder Myers
IT'S HIGH NOON
Andrew Campbell
>lose 10 (ten) games in a row >get gold kills for half of them
What's with these shitty teams?
Lucas Lopez
If you're a modern shooter type play Dad
Luis Foster
Genji
Nathan Carter
A support hero that literally has to get carried >m2 let's the support hero piggyback on their target >Shift switches between slow hp regen and a barrier (it regens like Reinhardt's) >m1 lets the support give a speed boost to their target >Activates Hanzo-like wallhacks radiating out from the support
When not piggybacking the support has 150 hp and a crappy gun.
Lincoln Russell
>wanna play D.Va >about the only thing i can kill before it rapes me no matter how close i get is torb turret
I guess she's just not for me.
Luis Scott
>Mad it's not a hardcore twitch shooter
Cunt I just want to be matched with and against people of a similar skill level and not be shot behind walls, it's not that much to ask for.
Brandon Wilson
Hero idea: Offense Hacker Type Kid 1337 Hacker who pretends he's arrogant and snobby but really insecure and socially awkward. Makes meta commentary about how sloppy the game is programmed >Primary fire: typing rapidly into a keyboard which shoots out 1s and 0s. Like D. Va's light gun kind of fire and range. >Shift: Swap positions with an enemy, an range. Good for pulling a Mercy out of her group or sending a Widowmaker right into the middle of your team and you get behind enemy lines in one swoop. >E: Glitch out your character. If you're attacked you shoot out an AoE electrical shock while you're glitching. Good if you jump into the middle of an enemy team but doesn't last too long. >Ult: "Hack" into the game and possess an enemy player. Possess a Bastion sentry and mow down the team from behind, or possess a Reinhardt player and drop your shield during a push. Can receive damage from both teams though
I think he'd be a good character for breaking through choke points and fighting along the front lines
Ryan Murphy
I actually started liking using Mei.
Liam Jones
IMPORTANT QUESTION
What the fuck is Local Fog Detail in graphics settings? I haven't noticed any changed when switching between all available settings, yet it affects framerate a lot. I tried googling and even tech analysis sites have no fucking idea what it does.
Wyatt Harris
>The players are probably going to be the same too. You make it sound like there was going to be a difference.
It'd be the same shitters except now the game is telling you that you're on their level.
Luke Ross
Widowmaker or Zenyatta are the best for newcomers
Noah Cook
>E Activates Hanzo-like wallhacks radiating out from the support >ult is zenyatta-like immortality for their piggy
Is this shit real? >tick rate is not as big a deal as most people claim Bull fucking shit you retarded liar. >20% of players can't handle it Bull fucking shit you retarded liar. >no solo queue for ranked What the fuck?
Owen White
>people that blame their teams for losing >everytime it's a healsut Go neck yourself and get your boipussi stretched more than a overtime match. PS don't expect any commends from me.
James Martinez
Fire at will.
Liam Ramirez
>Sprays don't show up all the time in highlights, they get shown as the default >Slow deliberate teabag >Using the ult to kill MCcree before he flashbangs, leaving a Mccree and lercy on the point >Not recognizing global chat as white
Are....are you retarded?
Jayden Flores
>no solo queue for ranked play but they will listen is people complain So who are they think gonna play it? PRO ESPORT TEAMS?
William Wood
>Reinhardt mains
disgusting
Grayson Lewis
When you get shot behind walls, it's just lag compensation. Tickrate has nothing to do with it.
You should be more furious at the ridiculous large hitboxes in this game than tickrate. As long as you're aiming somewhere near a critbox, it will crit.
Wyatt Evans
take your shitty memes back to
Jaxson Robinson
It means "Fire when ready", so "Fire at will" is a good translation since this is basically what it means.
Source: I am a dirty slav.
Christopher Campbell
delete this
Samuel Thomas
Almost all of the offense/defense heroes were made to be incredibly simple to understand, put an enemy on your screen and click him until he dies. The tanks and supports generally require bit more game knowledge to be useful but they're not that hard either.
Josiah Sanders
How in the fuck are you supposed to "counter" 6 soldier 76s?
Xavier Powell
How do I check my/other people's ping?
Josiah Long
How many heroes we gonna have to wait before we get a Pyro or Spy equivalent?
Asher Martin
Whelp, I'm never opening msn paint ever again.
Nathaniel Torres
It's exactly 12 PM
Justin Ward
>no plans for cross-console play but "open minded" in what weird fucked up universe would that work?
Jeremiah James
Do you think she ever gets tired of it? Putting her team on her back, game after game?
Sebastian Williams
i miss Empath from HoN
Xavier Flores
>What the fuck? lol he's bullshitting go find the article, same queue system as quick play now where you can queue up in whatever size you want.
have fun playing as a randomly matched pub team against a 6 stack except actually taking a stats hit for it now. Remember, no refunds!
Grayson Jenkins
I AM REALLY MAD ABOUT VIDEO GAMES
I AM REALLY MAD AT A VIDEO GAMES DEVELOPER
Anthony Sanders
Anyone else shit at other classes except one i get an average of 30 kills per match as Tracer
Jose Stewart
thanks friends I'm getting ANUBIS
I like them both equally and it's only 250 so I can get an intro and stuff as well
John Perry
6 junkrats or 6 winstons or 6genjis.
Julian Evans
ward their jungle
Luis Lopez
Which hero is the most Rooty Tooty Point n' Shooty?
Charles Lee
Bastion Gearbot, D. Va Scavenver, or Pharrah Mechaqueen?
I can't decide
Gavin James
DELETE WIDOWMAKER AND MCREE FROM THE FUCKING GAME
Jose Allen
WHOA THERE
Adam Cruz
Just pink ward his ult bro.
Henry Cook
All Genji
Liam Scott
No I mean like what are some of the things people have misheard it as.
Can't decide whether topless steel or top nasty is better.