Spessmen on a spess station - /ss13g/

10th for where is my waifu

13th for right here hun

You aren't my waifu it was a trick question. I am my own waifu

15th for POST THICC

...

todays episode of bob the builder wasnt entertaining

would this meme
be a meme
if shiggy hadn't pushed it too far

>finally roll traitor as detective
>wait until shuttle to do shit and stock up on ammo
>empty a shotgun into a clown that turns out to be a hallucination
>have two revolver rounds ready to dump onto the captain
>xeno queen at shuttle

>Sec round is going good so far
>Hear something about a spider infestation in Virology
>"It can't be that bad"
>Deck myself in some gear
>Go there and see that there is at least a queen
>Go back to armory
>Get to finally kit myself out in full riot gear
>Pump myself up
>Open that fucking door
>Shoot and kill a few spiders in the way
>The queen comes
>And another
>And another
>They just keep coming
>Riot gear is stronk as fuck and I can stand there for ages
>Eventually hallucinations take a hold of me and I succumb
>Medbay gets overrun by spiders

I am sorry crew, I couldn't know of the hell that was in there.

Favourite character?
Favourite gun?
Favourite Mission?
Favourite OST?

>sec round going good so far

what move is this from?

Ashe and Felicity forever

>hand-pick everywhere as xenoarch
>no large artifact
>offer my soul to satan for guidance to find one
>mistype and say santa
>santa agreeds on the deal and tells me where i can find it
honestly, the artifact was so cool it was totally worth it, sad thing i couldn't activate his secondary effect because i had to find out wich atmosphere i needed to trigger it

I can see the cameraman's shadow.
My inmersion lays in ruins.

>give sandy a bunch of helpful advice
>not even a thank you

;_;

I mean, we did detain most people who caused a ruckus and I think we had an ok control of the situation.

worst meme t.b.h.

This meme is getting annoying

>spider queens get added
>huh i guess it's an adminbus mob with a hideous sprite, cool not like it matters
>apparently it's not adminbus because EVERY SINGLE FUCKING INFESTATION EVER NOW HAS MULTIPLE QUEENS EVERYWHERE
Who the fuck thought this was good
I had good memories of fighting spider infestations before, now it's just retarded

Kek, that explains the killer santa at the end.

Speak for yourself, nerd

Spider queens are entirely beatable while still giving a spider infestation a chance at being a major threat

>first nebill/yahir takes over the thread
>then a scattering of low tier waifushitters invades
>then came the dark days of Railing Rail
>now, is the era of unironic shitposting about four bay tier faggots

I think I prefered the low tier waifushitters, they didn't post nearly as much

if you choose Narsie as your god, and the round type is cult, do you fight them?

>steals my taser
>waltz into brig

Im more annoyed at fetishists trying to push playable spiders when we already have xenos that fill the same role.

I am speaking for myself, dumbass
I didn't say they weren't beatable, I said it was retarded.
Spider infestations have never not been a major threat by the way.
Pic related: Heroic deadpop final stand, managed to at least kill all the nurses so they'd stop breeding, probably one of the best rounds I've played.
Now there would have been 3 queens and whoops nobody do anything until we get the whole armory in here haha did I say the whole armory I meant The emergency shuttle has been called.

Yes.
You must claim they are heathens that worship and impostor and defile papa narnar's name with their blasphemous rituals
Or something

>offer help
>refuses
>pulls out a taser
>I disarm you, stun you and throw your taser back
>later lie about it, pretending I stole your taser

Hmmmm...

It's fine if you don't want to improve, just admit it.

Yes

They are the Zealot sect, you are a prophet
Prophets do not like the Zealots
or some bay shit like that

.t uristlore

>>I disarm you
Who tho

Ahelp it. Some admins will say no while suggesting you to roleplay being the head of a different cult that opposes the other cult.
Others will say it's fine and not do anything about cultists killing you because they can't convert you

For your info
How to change a robot cell:
>ID
>Crowbar
>Empty hand
>Remove cell
>Put in new cell
>Crowbar
>ID

This is in relation to round start when I asked the detective if she wanted some help.

They pulled out a taser on me in response.

>threw taser back
i never saw that

Okay, but why did you think disarming them would help anything?

Just play more security again Naomi

How the fuck do I get good at playing as the atmosphere role?

I was the cyborg and I prefer having spider queens in the game

I told you multiple times "the taser is on your desk"

Be more attentive, remember my third tip.

I didn't, that was just for fun.

I do, I just don't play the game as much now, probably will get back into it in a few weeks or so.

cool plasma
store extra oxygen
repair breaches
make the lines more efficient
re-pressurize rooms
eventually kill yourself out of boredom

Get the axe and a hardsuit at round start and run around looking for valids

>suspiciously waits right in front of a door
i'm not opening a door with someone outside who can possibly fuck me up

>possibly

Wait for the regular atmos autists to start playing I see Albert and Cynthia playing a lot of atmosia so maybe talk with them

Why is space cold?

Why don't you all just stop with the lewd shit you're really not that creative

Because pressure damage is neglectible

Why don't you wait for people to start talking about lewd shit instead of talking about atmos and security before you start popping off about it

the more you complain, the more I'll fantasize about railing Rail

When do facehuggers infect someone? The moment they latch on someone's face or a while after?

I've seen people not instantly going unconscious after getting latched by them and easily removing them. Not sure if a bug or an obscure feature from some chemical.

playback

>possible
>stun them then move them out of the way

>it's milf

Who space patriots here?

youtube.com/watch?v=GeUx5sdp3qM

that's not what happened at the time though

I takes a while until anything happens, I got hugged one and I scanned myself in under a minute and there was nothing. A while later I atill burst.

I space salem every round I can, does that count?

The facehugger will go limp after having raped their mouth for a few seconds, that's when you know they're impregnated.
You have a small window to get it off before it actually happens, so be quick and help your friend if there aren't any xenos there to fuck you up.

THICC?
THICC!

there is also a de-beaked facehugger on the station somewhere

well i tried to stun
do the face huggers that you can buy impregnate?

>law 4. Law 2 stop being malf

NEXT TIME DO NOT TRY.

NEXT TIME DO.

Don't do this to me, i'm already hungry as fuck and haven't eaten fresh fruit in days.

>do the face huggers that you can buy impregnate?
Hell no, why would NT ever sell something like that

Why is giving blowjobs while people code just so awesome

honk honk :o)

N3x is back AGAIN?

>you will never pound dana's plump pussy
>you will never get to rub your rock hard cock between dana's humongous breasts
>you will never stick it in dana's squishy, tight asshole

who here /PretendsTheirWaifuIsTheirIrlGirlfriend/

Omega I thought we got rid of you

me

I seriously want to suck intigracys dick

How do I fix goonlights on my computer?

Instead of normal darkness every tile is half light and half dark

I tried updating byond

Kurt Jacobs

I want to be inty's dick!

>squishy, tight asshole
that doesn't make any fucking sense user

Update video card drivers?

It doesn't have to!~

>tfw you will never marry [contemporary waifu]

Bring back skeletons

>wanting contemporary waifus
>not wanting old, used up waifus that are cheap

What's the fun in having a perfect waifu handed to you? What happened to wanting to refurbish a waifu on your own and make her perfect for you?

>pomf pm's you saying he'll force 5 static namers you name to play security every round for the rest of time

who do you say?

Megurine Luka
Caliegh Stall
Trinity Prewitt
Naomi Williams
Sandy Sand

caleigh stall
naomi williams
trinity prewitt
megurine luka
me
i'll have my own personal harem at my disposal and plenty of stun batons to torture my favorite with

Yahir Kepplinger
Sawbones
Nevill Bamshoot
The Trashman
Kurt Jacobs

These people all deserve to suffer

this lighting system is stupid and ugly

Stop shitposting on github of all places megamaw

>[insert waifu] will never bully you