/csgog/ Counter Strike Global Offensive General

>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
hltv.org/events/upcoming/
gosugamers.net/counterstrike

>Competitive News
hltv.org

>Wiki
wiki.teamliquid.net/counterstrike/Main_Page

>PUG Services
[FREE] cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] play.esea.net

>Betting/Trading/Item Related
csgolounge.com
csgobackpack.net
gosugamers.net
i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet what you can afford to lose and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.

>Game Mechanic Info
Damage Chart: schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics

>Ranks & Stats
csgo-stats.com
hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team

>Game Enhancements
simpleradar.com/
spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt

>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: docs.livestreamer.io/
Open Source Twitch Chat: sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty

>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: youtube.com/watch?v=T0Y8PmrzHuI
youtube.com/watch?v=NUgKRtAJqwU

>Useful websites and maps/How to practice
Read and watch everything here: pastebin.com/zTwcpC1q

>Friendly reminder
youtube.com/watch?v=Q9RjDRLBWio

>Old Thread

decent thread

Don't bet on clg

bet on clg

Bet on Clinton.

>thorin looking awkward around a cardboard cut-out of a beta-female

lmao at (autism)

anime

is Pimp fucking a white male?

1st for pimp

Hahaha

Is this game worth 15 europoor coins lads?

no

yes.

Nuke has always been CLGs best map, regretting my bet on SK ;c

>cheat in csgo
>get a comfy job as a csgo analyst on e-league desk

cheaters always win

are you really that poor?

yes
it's even cheaper on key sites btw
about ~8 bucks

if this shit wasn't family show m0e would've roast these idiots long time ago

maybe

how many hours have you guys put in?

good guys finish last

90

2154+800 or so on smurfs

step it up

6624 on main
Over 7000 on smurfs

I'm 400+ and I regret every single minute. Will probably go over 600 by the year's end.

i know i just started playing not too long again and im a temporary NEET, i should be grinding

Almost 500 on GO. Feels like a lot more ...

guys you see those pecs on ddk? hoooly shit

does he have an instagram account...

Who care...

3.5k on main +1k + 100 on smurf

also damn DDK is one cool dude tbqh familia

i do they're fucking massive
i really want to see how he looks without that shirt on...

what are you, gay?

im a girl idiot

1400 on main and 600 on a secondary

200 in cs:go
12000 in cs:s

Tits or gtfo.

C U R R E N T Y E A R

this guy fucks

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

It's Newke time, boys!

White males.

succ

calm down virgins

>Let's rush 3 on a pistol round with USPs

NA strats everyone

1400+900 on smurf accounts

succ

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE DORITO-HEAD

fuck that's a lot of hours
>what's the highest level you've compete at?
>when did you start playing?
>do you sleep or something with your game on?

nice

Tits or gtfo.

Damn clg have put a lot of work into this map

games dead right?

Yep.

...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>dorito dust and grease on the mouse and keyboard
why someone even draw that

Add me if you wanna play comp with cute animes
id/animeaboveall

>kicked a player
>doesn't have a fucking replacement

what the fuck haha

dead game t b h

SK needs to stop screaming like autists holy shit all you did was win an eco

i'm fucking starving but eating takes so much effort ughhh

Anyone else feel more alert when hungry? Eating makes you tired and from an evolutionary point of view shouldn't you be more alert when you hunt for food?

ESL Championship here in central europe
playing go since winter 2012 because I was thinking about going back to playing ESL pro league here in europe with some mates
most of the hours are from faceit, IRC 5v5s and pugs
yes, some hours were definitely spent waiting for PCWs and stuff

hoping for Overwatch to become something big so maybe Valve will get their shit together
or battlefield 1 maybe?
just some competition that gives them a run for their money

Get your head in the game pita

wow i didn't know there was good players on this general.
>I was thinking about going back to playing ESL pro league
what did you play before; css or 1.6?

>good players
I'm still a bot compared to actual good players like olaf but thanks senpai
3k hours of 1.6 and about 1k css

what's the best way to get rid of $0.03 skins, I got $5 worth of them thanks to csgo lounge

should I trade them up? trade them? nobody buys battle scarred bizon sand dashed on the marketplace, so I'm stuck with all of these unsellable skins

>LEM rank
>7 RWS on ESEA
What rank and RWS are you guys getting?

who is this? :3

1900 smfc atm

1500 css | 1800 csgo | 3000+ cs 1.6 unofficial | 400~ish un csgo smurfs

global 13-15

An entitled faggot

>sk wears shorts in public
lmfao tbqh

sup sniler

LE
11 RWS
A-
north america btw

i could probably get global in MM but solo queueing MM is a nightmare

woah rude!

I don't know who's that buy I know he's a massive faggot , that is all

>nobody buys battle scarred...
Yes they do? You only get $0.01 so your $5 is more like $1.70

how many pugs is this a month though?

I feel if you're playing < 50 pugs a month your rws isn't that indicative of how good/bad of a player you were that month

should i join?

like 20

no he isnt

Whatever

he is

why

I've been in the woods for 6 weeks. How's eleague so far and what's going on in general in the scene

lmayo
good thing i knew you were full of shit with your free money memes and bet nothing

mine have been listed at minimum price for ages now and not one sale. I don't think you're correct.

Is Dinoswarleaf in these threads?

>bet on clg first map
>bet on sk second map
it's been fun lads...

7-1 haha

huehuehue

>tfw faithful with clg
u shouldnt jump ship tbqh

i want friis to fill my butthole with his awp...

jdm is hacking again

>losing against CLG

um hotards?

don't talk about him that way