/owg/ - Overwatch general

7th for tell me how to not suck at Widowmaker.
Tell me about good Widow streamers/youtubers/whatever I can watch.

symmetra on koth is my new favorite meme

>mfw their lucio kept trying to wallride to contest
>mfw their tracer kept trying to jump in and out to contest
>mfw i made someone switch to winston just to deal with my nests

Confirmed upcoming changes

>Allied Reaper particle effects changed to blue
>D.Va buffs
>McCree nerfs
>Widowmaker nerfs

>eceleb twitter bullshit in the op

Not everyone rides random shithead's dicks and cares what they think OP

>genji flexes his ass near you
>die
>mccree does skill combo
>die
>pharah unloads her ISIS payload on you
>die
>reaper cuts you with his edge
>die
>76 activates his aimbot.exe file
>die
>tracer flicks her clit at you
>die
>bastion
>die
>hanzo fires a supersonic freight container in your zipcode
>die
>kooky straya cunt offers you some vegemite
>die
>chinese Elsa is fat around you
>die
>Gimli cosplaying as Engi yells molten core
>die
>le gurl snipar xD exists on the same dimensional plane as you
>die
>memelord gurl gaymur spills her mt. dew on you
>die
>german colossus decides to listen to MC Hammer
>die
>average american is american
>die
>monkey decides to molest you
>die
>Rocky IV breaks you
>die
>HUEHUEHEUEHUEHEUHEUHE
>die
>healslut laughs in your face as she out heals you
>kill self in shame
>poo in loo poos on yous
>die

JUST ANOTHER DAY AS ZENYATTA

me ooga
team booga

I played with a Reaper called Elliot Roger earlier

t. McCree main mad his shitter hero is getting nerfed and even washed up TF2 players know it

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I finally found one last night

As if we needed more proof that discord is cancer

>using mariachi over plague doctor/nevermore

kill yourself

>using anything other than cut throat.avi

kill yourself x2

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>>>OFFICIAL PATCH NOTESWinston's Tesla Cannon has had its range and ammo capacity increased
>McCree and Widowmaker have had their ultimates swapped
>Bastion will automatically self-destruct after sitting in the same exact location longer than 30 seconds
>McCree's name has been officially changed to "McSkill" in all content
>Anyone that happens to choose Mei will now receive an instant ban

how many fucking updates do we need in one day

calm down reyes

>waaa why don't you like the taste of this guy's dick too

No really, your underage is showing

>can't stop listening to audio medic

the memes are too dank

>Search game
>Found game
>Load game
>Payload is 2 meters from the last point
>Lose

Had fun.

Post your best Genji guide.

>When a DVa in mech is running at you
Oh boy time to charge up my ult.
>No mech cross map fucking foresight in regards to your movement
Behind a wall faster than when I hear that it's high noon.

>Pharah bounces Mei around so you can't kill her before she freezes you

STOP.

youtube.com/watch?v=ES_KnerVc_A

>reaper players

so there's an update

what changed

Posted it too late in the last thread but here you go.
FIX THIS SHIT BLIZZARD.

fool.com/retirement/general/2010/04/27/how-not-to-be-a-burden-on-your-family.aspx

>450 health zenyatta
Literally unstoppable.

I don't think it's the damage that's the problem with Widowmaker, it's how fast she can fire her rifle. It should be bolt action and fire one round per second. She should also NOT hear footsteps of people nearby when she's scoped in, so you can actually surprise her (when she doesn't have wall hacks up).

They seriously took the TF2 Sniper and removed all weaknesses.
>More mobility with the grapple hook and speed
>Can fire way faster
>Rifle charges up much faster
>Don't have to switch weapons to SMG someone, it's all in one gun
>Built in wall hacks
>Don't lose situational awareness of nearby area because you can hear the oncoming Genji/Tracer/Reaper's footsteps from 15m away
>Also if that wasn't enough you get a poison mine which can guard your flank also and make you aware of anyone coming

If it wasn't for this bitch maybe Zenyatta might be playable

>lower sens/increase it depending on current
>practice flickshotting with your sens, so later down you can use muscle memory to flick shot quick targets and hopefully get the kill
>abuse quickscoping
>holding/pressing space when grappling will send you in the direction its going in, either do this for less stalling on getting to ledges or grapple shot shenanigans
>Counter sniping is basically a 50/50 mexican duel and can be learnt through experience but its who is the quickest and best aim.

playing tracer is the most fun I've had playing vidya since I first laid my hands on the Scout.

>Darkluigi
>Leave_me_alone
>Cummies
>Dead
>ItachiUchiha
>Suicideboys_420

Every fucking time.

Why are Reaper players so cute bros?

>forgets all the times he one shots tanks with his debuff

>Mei instaban
Holy shit you D.Va players are so awful, always refusing to switch when a Mei player is raping you lmao

>fool.com/retirement/general/2010/04/27/how-not-to-be-a-burden-on-your-family.aspx

>"Kobe Bryant said the Warriors are gonna win the playoffs"
>"wow since when do you ride Kobe Bryant's dick like he knows anything about basketball, you must be underage, I know way more than he does"

>450HP Zenyatta

Best hero in the game if that happened

>2 Junkrats, attacking on Hanamura.

Well thats a game left before it happens.

So I can heal Mercy while flinging balls of steel.

>a D.va main sends you a friend request

I really hope these balance changes come before competitive.

>search game
>found game
>load game
>payload is 5 meters from the last point, being pushed, 5 minutes of def left
>kurwa
>pretty good character picks but no actual healer
>pick lucio
>win
video games

Frog

You're embarrassing yourself

Do it I bet they're cute and will send you nudes

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Reading some of these "patch notes" reminds me how bad owg is at this game and how bad they are at game design.

is the only one who knows what's up.

>win the playoffs

whoops, I changed the health bonus when I went in to take the screenshots, welp

Why are you so angry?

How do you fuck up hitboxes this badly

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I WANT TRUE SOLO QUEUE FUCK DYNAMIC QUEUE

GROUP ACHIEVEMENT != SOLO ACHIEVEMENT YET THEY ARE TREATED EQUALLY IN DYNAMIC QUEUE

FUCK DYNAMIC QUEUE

I WANT TRUE SOLO QUEUE FUCK DYNAMIC QUEUE

GROUP ACHIEVEMENT != SOLO ACHIEVEMENT YET THEY ARE TREATED EQUALLY IN DYNAMIC QUEUE

FUCK DYNAMIC QUEUE

>get both Ra and Djinnyatta skins from boxes
Fug I don't know which one to use

There's none. Watch tournament matches with top teams. They all have good widow players

he's actually a lot of fun to play too

JUST 50 MORE HEALTH
THAT'S ALL I WANT

>gurl gaymur spills her mt. dew on you
>die

my favorite

Because whoever put all that fucking work into Zenyatta's animations deserves somebody sees it.

I've played with a Reaper named MadaraUchiha before. Shame I didn't screenshot it and he was also an incredibly good Reaper.

You mean Rejuvenescencia, or is there another song I should be listening to?

The fuck kind of example is that?

Kobe Bryant IS the game, there is no game without him.

What KappaDude02981 tweeted about his lunch isn't relevant.

>tfw no Mei to sexually bully while giving special attention to her flabby belly, which she is most certainly insecure about

Reminder that Blizzard has absolutely no idea how to handle D.Va.

id use djinn if I had it

zen will never be as cool as Smite's RA

>mfw listening to Wait and Bleed on repeat while playing Reaper

lewd

punk tracer

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>Veeky Forums
>dubs

good one

Industrial Zarya

I want to hit 100 already just for those easy boxes. I have a problem.

r8 my medal

ironic part is that Mei is one of the few Heroes DVA is good against lmao

I got Djinn and Birdyatta, I prefer Djinn because of the colors though

>Rejuvenescencia

nah, its a super dank meme music video mashup

acknowledgedbutwhy.jpg

4 of the 250 skins instead.

>dubs
retard

Buy Cybergoth

goth zarya

Ascendant best skin.

Was the teabag really necessary?

>dubs on Veeky Forums

>Missing map, disconnecting from server

What.

Ain't no missing maps nigga get the fuck out of here

Because eustace rains from above.

Cybergoth Zarya.

Don't back out faggot.

Are you surprised from a Reaper player?

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>ping randomly spikes to 500+

Anyone else getting this shit?

Link? "Audio Medic" is a super general search term that just gives a bunch of shitters' gameplay videos

>dubs

Goth Zarya

Guys how do I play D.Va?

Her guns seem to fluctuate damage every time I fight someone and I can't even chase kill low squishies with headshots close up with them. I get more kills with the dash than those things.

Also, I tried meleeing after dashing, but the dash pushes them too far away, or I cancel the dash before it lands.