Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward General /xivg/

>Patch Notes: eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/91f0b0d1b9095d3bf80fce2b1086724f734d57c0

>Current Event - The Make it Rain Campaign (May 27 – June 10):
na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2016/the_make_it_rain_campaign/

>Patch 3.3 Revenge of the Horde Information (Release date: June 7):
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/291208-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXIX-Update-Thread
forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/293255-Letter-from-the-Producer-LIVE-Part-XXX-Update-Thread

>Resources, Guides, Free Companies and Linkshells:
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Previously on /xivg/:

naka bp

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Holy shit estinien looks like a fag

I'm a lizard on a rock.
:3

Spoiler that shit you cuntflap

*a pretty girl

It's cool how you can already see Ozma from the platform where you fight the 2nd boss
Ozmas whole fight was in general the best and coolest thing in the whole raid
I'm sad it didn't have the FF9 boss theme playing

you mean handsome

I'm going to marry Alphinaud~!

sitting at dragonskin treasure map location alone because i have no friends to come help me with it

naka isn't even cute irl

I'm a lizard wearing socks.
:3

Just a guy that really likes him some Ala Mhigo and technology, and really hates him some Garleans.

I'm not old, go eat shit.

Goddamn though I'm behind. I stopped about a month after last patch and now I have serious catchup to play with some shit ass looking gear that still disappoints me to this day. Guess it's better than nothing though.

Maybe we'll get out of this shitty snow finally.

I expected this scene, but it still gave some feels.

Do you happen to know how to obtain the Augmented i200 pieces of our old red scrip gear?
Or does anyone else know?

wtf did they do to honoroit's eyes

be honest
have you finished The Weeping City on duty finder

two out of two

What do I do with the Mhachi penny?

I too would like to know this


nope, vote abandon

5th run, joining in progress, help people clear the 2nd boss. People ragequit on ozma.

Havent seen the fucking last boss yet

It took HOURS but I eventually got through it.

He's seen some shit
also the new girl maid is cute

useful materia coming through

>new patch
>stay up all night
>buy a house
>do msq
>skip most of the scenes
>do 24 man raid
>log off
>dont have the motivation to log back in again and finish the new content
Why do I even bother...

Time for Revelator

>have to do Thornmarch on my WAR but kinda nervous about being a terrible tank.

post pits!

Yep, we only wiped 3 times throughout the whole thing combined
Once on 2nd boss, once on 3rd boss, once on 4th boss
About an hour ago

You barely even tank that. Just don't hit the king a lot until at least 4 moogles are dead.

Please submit best race gender combinations for:
-petting your catboy
-holding your catboy
-bullying your catboy
-aggressively lovemaking your catboy

New 230 gear looks sweet senpai

The only way Ozma could have been better is if he did that a second time but with a different location and mechanics.

how would you know....

>PvE Mentor
it's like a flagging system to show you're a self-absorbed tool shed lol

Reminder that estinien's armor was ref not from paint but from the blood of nidhog
From a level 54 duengon
That is a long time not to go for a bath

this cat is dead and can no longer post pits

What Mhach piece should I go for first as MNK?

Furthest you've been in aquapolis?
Floor 6 here

estinien's stinky armpits >wI'm so sorry.

cute!

...

Already saw P'roci and Ada with it LOL.

Two of the least knowledgable and slimy players.

male roe and male catboy :3

its mentioned when estinien is in bed that he spent fused together with niddhog for days. While for us it seemed a eternity, ingame time might've been a week or 2

for the first time i had to leave a duty because the group couldn't beat the first DPS check on nidhogg

i feel like an asshole but when no one else is even breaking 1000..

So about how much playtime am I looking at to catch up on the story if I'm right after the point where I've beaten Heavensward and invaded the Vault with Aymeric?

>Mfw playing all day

feed me a stray spuki bugi

WHO HERE GOT A HOUSE??

Guffy.

i just realized i haven't taken my medicine or eaten at all today, and now it's too late

not meria
hahahahaha

There is a dps check?

guffy had a house didn't he

Andrew.

I got my 2nd but it's mostly just "the place where we do more airship stuff outside of our other fc house"

Post boys in new clothes.

I think that was 3.1 so you're pretty dang close. It's been a while so I don't remember exactly.

We had to settle for Goblet but at least we got a medium.

Brucie "I'm not gay" "I don't Erp" "I don't have a foot fetish" Bruce!

i assume so, we kept getting wiped after the 3 adds

unless that's something else

Lillith Star
Naka and stratos
beepy
cass/egyptc@
niggerspeed
I think mumu did
Noriko
madot suki (not diapie mado)

In df we just decided to stand on circles and we survived
idk if it works or it's just day 1 speculations
Around half a year now

>Missed out on playing the new patch with the person I wanted to again
Maybe 3.4

>tfw I got a nice plot and now some guy is hanging around my house yelling at me to relinquish it even though I'm on a small dead server and there's plenty of other houses available

Is that even still a thing?

ACT is back up already?

Sup.

Dont forget kirito tia

don't respond to me

EYY BRUCE

Who here is into bondage?

I got the impression he wipes you if you don't kill the adds fast enough.

>beepy
>cass/egyptc@
They both got one?

It is, the circles are just flavor and do nothing

brucie boy!

>ywn find the perfect huge muscular burly Duke Nukem-esque badass who could beat the shit out of you but would still let you cry into his muscles while pathetically pounding your little fists into his tight ultrachest
You'll never know just how it feels...
;_;

Are we talking full turtle shell hanging from the ceiling or just some handcuffs or gags?

I found the thing every Veeky Forums member needs

...

Cutrst catgirl 2014, 2015, and now 2016!

ahah so funny

yes

wait the cat isn't dead?

post pits

my children...

Yes, and Kirito Tia as well.

Looking for one of each.

>anzu
>eggs
anzuxegghyur confirmed

You have to do The Void ark and Weepinf City to get the stuff to improve your lore gear.

100k and a bunch of bluebirds, a gradev crit too.

Nothing to do with luck though I think. I think this is predetermined when you enter

>tfw finally found the perfect eb
You'll never know just how it feels.
:3

Can anyone help me compile a list of stuff to do daily and weekly? Just so I dont miss anything. I'd also like to make it into a sort of guide for future people.

the perfect fusion

should I resub
is 3.3 worth it

Is Aquapolis gonna kill a lot of markets or cause inflation?

>anzu
is 3.3 the "let's rip off as much as we can from wow" patch

but who lays the eggs

He'll cheat on you by tomorrow you stupid slut

i'd say yeh
3.35 will be neato too

What the flying shit is this 27 minute wait for a new damned dungeon. Did Overwatch kill XIV? Its patch day, not two and a half months into old content.

Yes

Aquapolis is gonna cause a lot of _____fun_____