Heroes of the Storm - /hotsg/

Ashmalahnetatotre edition, fro our best mage Kela Thus

>What's new
season 1 on the 14th, silenced shitters banned from HL
PTR is live, can meme with medivh and new changes.

us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20131417/heroes-of-the-storm-ptr-patch-notes-june-06-2016-6-6-2016

us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20111014/ranked-play-revamp-5-6-2016

>how do i group with a bunch of meme spouting faggot teenagers?
/join Veeky Forums

>Do you have a discord?
discord.gg/0u3cyKnzMnnU2wjN

>What hero should I buy?
murky and abathur

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: us.battle.net/heroes/en/
General News: heroesnexus.com/
Tips & Tricks: heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips
Hero Rankings and Statistics: hotslogs.com/Default
Talent Calculator: heroesfire.com/hots/talent-calculator/
All of the hero voice lines: rpboyer15.github.io/sounds-of-the-storm

>know that I have seen the future, and you are not in it
wow, absolutely destroyed tbqh.

thank fucking god that the new thread title isn't misspelled.

>lose to a 3 spec team with no warrior
>including gazlowe
>our captain bans BW and lets them have kael
> derank

I can never escape the retards, even in HL

ashalanore

>mfw dating jaina

ur dead faggot KYS U DONT DESERVE HER!!!!!

DELET THIS

Where the FUCK is Maiev????

>Which heroes should I buy
>mfw I don't own murky or Aba

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONLY

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSTANT

>people dodging when I pick medivh in PTR
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, there's no way to escape this cancer, right?

Anyone else think it's absolute bullshit that Sgt. Hammer can deal constant damage to structures with no way to defend against it with her gay missiles?

>hero league
>"i cant play tank or assassin"

kys

>everyone wants to play medivh
>you pick it
>they leave

no, there were some people crying in draft chat about "pls don't pick memedivh >_

>implying they don't say that just so they have a higher chance of picking him

I know you're just memeing, but that happened even when I was last pick, care to explain?

>AFK Detection has been added to Training Mode games.
Get rekt afkers

not sure which one is worse for your team

jaina or chromie

If they want to 100% try him why not quick match or AI?

might be because his winrate is the worst of any new hero ever

why would you even come to PTR if not to have fun and test things out when everything's gonna get wiped as soon as the patch goes live?

Why the fuck are they on PTR then

muh ranks

How does it even work on PTR, everyones MMR gets reset every time?
What is even the point?

Are all the people playing this fucking mental?

tryhards ruining this game

How to fix Gazlowe in one easy step


>Triple the cast range of the turrets

I know people who pay for stuff like the PTR
People are idiots

>You say that word but...

I don't mean no disrespect and shit but what happened to initiative in online games ?
In hots I feel you can't escape your fate of the hero you've chosen

>Abathur: You can no longer use Hearthstone to port back to base while channeling Ultimate Evolution
What would this even do? Port you back to base and then instantly make a clone if you time it right?

>Play 3 games as an assassin hero
>Play 2 games as a starcraft hero
>Win 3 games

If only Kerrigan wasn't so bad

play vs ai

It's why Raynor was made.

>play 3 games with kael
>play the starcraft quest along with tomorrows quest

Jaina is good.
Chromie is good.
You should git gud.

they arent even situational picks, they both just suck atm

chromie with the sands is pretty good in cursed hollow and altars of doom

>implying Jaina isn't still the best Zeratool counter in the game

>not going with "salami you shall adore"
work on your form

>implying she was ever that
*teleports behind you*
*decapitates you with his warp katana*
en arudeen Razsagal, kid

>what is Frost Armor

>arcane brillance
wew lad

Help me choose a specialist to buy /hotsg/. I was thinking about Sylv, or Xul, but I'm not really familiar with buffs and nerfs and such.

in competition with Frostbite and not going to help you against getting cleaved for half your health?

>cleave
>damage
The important thing is that it blocks that Follow Through melee and then Zera dies immediately because of the autochill.

buy zagara because shes easy to play, an overall great pick, and i dont want any new hammers/murkies/abathurs on my team ever again

The more in depth these jokes are, the funnier they get.

I played this game a good bit last year but I find it really boring.

I don't know if it's me or just MOBAs in general. It just feels to unsatisfying to play.

This is my first MOBA, so I have no point of reference, but it could be a genre thing. What sort of games have you found yourself enjoying?

Sounds like a moba problem in general. This game isn't THAT different from others in the genre.

So... Is Medivh gud ?

He's probably gonna be perma banned in competitive play. He does so much for a coordinated team it's insane. He's obviously much worse in solo queue, but he'll probably still be viable.

>two people openly hostile about picks and bans in draft
>loading screen indicates they're duo-queuing
>we end up losing and they proceed to whisper me and our support (he whispered me after, don't know about the third guy)
>proceed to queue into (against) the duo-queue two matches in a row
>curbstomp them both times

is there a sweeter feeling on this earth

I'm going to have to agree with that you should snatch up Zagara if you haven't already. Lane bully, massive potential for vision control and great sustained damage.

If between Xul and Sylv I'd probably go with Xul, who can set up a lot of pick-offs with his bone prison (Tyrande flare follow-up, or Chromie Q/W)

Probably like Tassadar.

Great in coordinated/competitive, mediocre/below-average in pub matches. He just doesn't really do much by himself. Perhaps I didn't test him for long enough to get a clear picture, though.

hes trash unless you are organized

I like RPGs and RTS mostly. Most recently playing Witcher 3 and soon Morrowind.

Raynor, Tychus, Zeratul, Nova.

Oh, that's unfortunate. Was there anything in particular you found unenjoyable, or dull?

>RTS

Have you by chance taken a look at the Vikings?

People will come out saying 'muh winrate'

but he is broken lol

Yeah, this. Wonder if he'll come out lower than Chromie.

And if so; how should they go about balancing Heroes like this? Should all Heroes have a 45-55% win rate in HL/QM, even if a Hero that's on the lower end of the spectrum be highly contested in competitive?

Mixed feelers. They seem to be content in letting Tassabro and Uther sit around 45%. Wonder if they wouldn't mind if Medivh sat even lower, if he was played in competitive.

Things I have learned about AFK Training:

Training has an auto-fail built-in if the game goes too long. I came back to a match that had been running for 4 hours to find that my team was defeated and earned no experience from the match.

Towers of Doom is by far your best bet for AFK training. Ping your AI buddies to follow you and camp an Altar.

I have discovered that the maximum level for Heroes of the Storm is actually 59, not 30. It's just that Level 31 has an insane XP requirement (however, 32+ have very small XP requirements).

Wow, that's amazing.

The longest I ever managed was a 2 hour game where I killed all three enemy keeps, pinged all 4 bots, then just sieged up with all range talents on our core on hammer.

It's like Aba. Most people can't play him FOR SHIT but that doesn't make him a terrible hero. It's good to have heroes like this in a sense where not every hero needs to be braindead and pandered for the mass casuals.

Forgot pic.

That's a good strategy, but it doesn't work for all heroes. Towers works for anyone.

I wonder how long before this pops up on Reddit and gets 5000 updoots.

Aye, Abathur was actually one of the Heroes that initially got me interested, and the only Hero I've purchased for $. Took me about five quick matches to realize I'd be significantly better off playing Li-Li and Raynor for another hundred matches or so before moving on to something slightly more complicated.

Perhaps I'll play Abathur one day, if/when they buff the fellow to make him a little more universally viable.

Yeah, thanks, I'll be trying your method out here in a bit. Just finished 9 on the majority of Heroes on my main account, may as well get a few games in on the smurf(s).

Hopefully never. I'mma be pissed if it does.

Should've written something across the image like "FUCK REDDIT" We get the image and point, but they wouldn't upload that shit. If someone was desperate they'd do it themselves.

/devilish/

Yeah, this.

Can always just delete that image and repost it with the 'Reddit' watermark, no?

Well, that one fellow who leaked all those skins/heroes only surfaced recently. Bit sad to see it pop up.

Can still download deleted images. Especially if they've already downloaded such as manually saving, or a cache.

KERRIGAN

Cute Draenei hero when?

Wait till they get a load in me

no horse dongs allowed m8

But they put in Chromie, whose face looks like a horsecock.

>tfw you will never crush insects as Tyrant Velhari
your thoughts... insipid

What did she mean by this?

>Chromie
>Not hot AS FUCK
I get Veeky Forums love traps and are literal faggots but this is a bit too far. Soon I'll read that some faggot doesn't appreciate Tyrande's ass and thighs.

>get silenced because my constructive criticism involves a lot of insults
>now I can't even tell the shitters what to do

I mean I don't regret anything I do but come on at least put me with people who don't go hard into tilt the moment they start losing

Chromie is cute in her art. But the in-game model looks like shit.

what do you even have to say to get silenced lol i'm surprised I haven't been slapped with a suspension yet

Fem draenei are cute CUTE!

Chen is fun! He's FUN!

>getting so mad in qm you get silenced
ayyy

Why are pandas so good?
Every other hero is trash next to them.

t. aran zhu

>constructive criticism involves a lot of insults

Congrats user, you are fucking retarded.

Nova and LiMing sure tried.
Leo got trait value.
Poor little Kael...

are you ready to lose your bragging rights?

nobody brags about being rank 1
it's not something to be proud of
not being rank 1 is a mark of shame, though

>skill rating based on personal performance
sounds good but i think it's just too vulnerable to exploits to get a meaningful implementation

Yeah, that's the general consensus I've seen for MM systems like this for a while now. I sincerely doubt they can find a perfect solution that both is fair and feels fair, but props to them for trying. They're aware that people will try to game the system, so I think if they're confident that any system they come up with will work I have confidence in them.

I've dropped from r13 to r18 in HL in the past five days. I usually take bruisers, solo tank, or specialist. I'm not amazing at the game, but 80% of my losses recently have been from teammates fighting each other or people who just pick whatever hero they want regardless of comp.

Do I even have a chance of making it to 10 for the epic mount, or should I try and find 4 randos to go for 10 in TL?

Your soul shall be mine!

TWILIGHT CALLS

that was a mistake

getting rank 10 in TL is way easier and fun, assuming you have a team of decent players on voice comms. i got it after the 20 placement + ~4 more games.

I'll have to find some people and figure out if I need a mic on my laptop, thanks.

>assuming you have a team of decent players
That's harder than grinding rank 1 alone in HL