>know that I have seen the future, and you are not in it wow, absolutely destroyed tbqh.
Logan Thompson
thank fucking god that the new thread title isn't misspelled.
James Rivera
>lose to a 3 spec team with no warrior >including gazlowe >our captain bans BW and lets them have kael > derank
I can never escape the retards, even in HL
John Walker
ashalanore
Aaron Adams
>mfw dating jaina
John Foster
ur dead faggot KYS U DONT DESERVE HER!!!!!
James Walker
DELET THIS
Michael Rogers
Where the FUCK is Maiev????
David Wood
>Which heroes should I buy >mfw I don't own murky or Aba
Ryan Allen
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONLY
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONSTANT
David Adams
>people dodging when I pick medivh in PTR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, there's no way to escape this cancer, right?
Robert Powell
Anyone else think it's absolute bullshit that Sgt. Hammer can deal constant damage to structures with no way to defend against it with her gay missiles?
Chase Wilson
>hero league >"i cant play tank or assassin"
kys
Gavin Harris
>everyone wants to play medivh >you pick it >they leave
Bentley Lopez
no, there were some people crying in draft chat about "pls don't pick memedivh >_
Jose Lee
>implying they don't say that just so they have a higher chance of picking him
Caleb Wright
I know you're just memeing, but that happened even when I was last pick, care to explain?
Blake Young
>AFK Detection has been added to Training Mode games. Get rekt afkers
James Taylor
not sure which one is worse for your team
jaina or chromie
Jackson Bell
If they want to 100% try him why not quick match or AI?
Justin Walker
might be because his winrate is the worst of any new hero ever
Isaac Gutierrez
why would you even come to PTR if not to have fun and test things out when everything's gonna get wiped as soon as the patch goes live?
Andrew Wood
Why the fuck are they on PTR then
Chase Wilson
muh ranks
Justin Clark
How does it even work on PTR, everyones MMR gets reset every time? What is even the point?
Are all the people playing this fucking mental?
Juan Ross
tryhards ruining this game
Joseph Kelly
How to fix Gazlowe in one easy step
>Triple the cast range of the turrets
Levi Clark
I know people who pay for stuff like the PTR People are idiots
Elijah Jackson
>You say that word but...
Isaac Cruz
I don't mean no disrespect and shit but what happened to initiative in online games ? In hots I feel you can't escape your fate of the hero you've chosen
Blake Reed
>Abathur: You can no longer use Hearthstone to port back to base while channeling Ultimate Evolution What would this even do? Port you back to base and then instantly make a clone if you time it right?
Dominic James
>Play 3 games as an assassin hero >Play 2 games as a starcraft hero >Win 3 games
If only Kerrigan wasn't so bad
William Watson
play vs ai
Mason Lee
It's why Raynor was made.
Evan Martin
>play 3 games with kael >play the starcraft quest along with tomorrows quest
Nathan Sullivan
Jaina is good. Chromie is good. You should git gud.
Mason Ward
they arent even situational picks, they both just suck atm
Ryder Brown
chromie with the sands is pretty good in cursed hollow and altars of doom
Caleb Perez
>implying Jaina isn't still the best Zeratool counter in the game
Tyler Edwards
>not going with "salami you shall adore" work on your form
Nathan Jackson
>implying she was ever that *teleports behind you* *decapitates you with his warp katana* en arudeen Razsagal, kid
Jason Martin
>what is Frost Armor
Aaron Ortiz
>arcane brillance wew lad
Jason Rogers
Help me choose a specialist to buy /hotsg/. I was thinking about Sylv, or Xul, but I'm not really familiar with buffs and nerfs and such.
Dominic Scott
in competition with Frostbite and not going to help you against getting cleaved for half your health?
Thomas Clark
>cleave >damage The important thing is that it blocks that Follow Through melee and then Zera dies immediately because of the autochill.
Easton Reyes
buy zagara because shes easy to play, an overall great pick, and i dont want any new hammers/murkies/abathurs on my team ever again
Jeremiah Reyes
The more in depth these jokes are, the funnier they get.
Leo Long
I played this game a good bit last year but I find it really boring.
I don't know if it's me or just MOBAs in general. It just feels to unsatisfying to play.
David Cox
This is my first MOBA, so I have no point of reference, but it could be a genre thing. What sort of games have you found yourself enjoying?
Wyatt Martin
Sounds like a moba problem in general. This game isn't THAT different from others in the genre.
Julian Cooper
So... Is Medivh gud ?
Carter Parker
He's probably gonna be perma banned in competitive play. He does so much for a coordinated team it's insane. He's obviously much worse in solo queue, but he'll probably still be viable.
Asher Garcia
>two people openly hostile about picks and bans in draft >loading screen indicates they're duo-queuing >we end up losing and they proceed to whisper me and our support (he whispered me after, don't know about the third guy) >proceed to queue into (against) the duo-queue two matches in a row >curbstomp them both times
is there a sweeter feeling on this earth
I'm going to have to agree with that you should snatch up Zagara if you haven't already. Lane bully, massive potential for vision control and great sustained damage.
If between Xul and Sylv I'd probably go with Xul, who can set up a lot of pick-offs with his bone prison (Tyrande flare follow-up, or Chromie Q/W)
Probably like Tassadar.
Great in coordinated/competitive, mediocre/below-average in pub matches. He just doesn't really do much by himself. Perhaps I didn't test him for long enough to get a clear picture, though.
Asher Cooper
hes trash unless you are organized
Ryder Rivera
I like RPGs and RTS mostly. Most recently playing Witcher 3 and soon Morrowind.
Justin Jenkins
Raynor, Tychus, Zeratul, Nova.
Jeremiah Sanchez
Oh, that's unfortunate. Was there anything in particular you found unenjoyable, or dull?
>RTS
Have you by chance taken a look at the Vikings?
Owen Robinson
People will come out saying 'muh winrate'
but he is broken lol
Ryder Reed
Yeah, this. Wonder if he'll come out lower than Chromie.
And if so; how should they go about balancing Heroes like this? Should all Heroes have a 45-55% win rate in HL/QM, even if a Hero that's on the lower end of the spectrum be highly contested in competitive?
Mixed feelers. They seem to be content in letting Tassabro and Uther sit around 45%. Wonder if they wouldn't mind if Medivh sat even lower, if he was played in competitive.
Jackson Lewis
Things I have learned about AFK Training:
Training has an auto-fail built-in if the game goes too long. I came back to a match that had been running for 4 hours to find that my team was defeated and earned no experience from the match.
Towers of Doom is by far your best bet for AFK training. Ping your AI buddies to follow you and camp an Altar.
I have discovered that the maximum level for Heroes of the Storm is actually 59, not 30. It's just that Level 31 has an insane XP requirement (however, 32+ have very small XP requirements).
Isaac Roberts
Wow, that's amazing.
The longest I ever managed was a 2 hour game where I killed all three enemy keeps, pinged all 4 bots, then just sieged up with all range talents on our core on hammer.
Kayden Cruz
It's like Aba. Most people can't play him FOR SHIT but that doesn't make him a terrible hero. It's good to have heroes like this in a sense where not every hero needs to be braindead and pandered for the mass casuals.
Eli Bailey
Forgot pic.
Caleb Stewart
That's a good strategy, but it doesn't work for all heroes. Towers works for anyone.
Bentley Carter
I wonder how long before this pops up on Reddit and gets 5000 updoots.
Aye, Abathur was actually one of the Heroes that initially got me interested, and the only Hero I've purchased for $. Took me about five quick matches to realize I'd be significantly better off playing Li-Li and Raynor for another hundred matches or so before moving on to something slightly more complicated.
Perhaps I'll play Abathur one day, if/when they buff the fellow to make him a little more universally viable.
Yeah, thanks, I'll be trying your method out here in a bit. Just finished 9 on the majority of Heroes on my main account, may as well get a few games in on the smurf(s).
Christian Morales
Hopefully never. I'mma be pissed if it does.
William Ward
Should've written something across the image like "FUCK REDDIT" We get the image and point, but they wouldn't upload that shit. If someone was desperate they'd do it themselves.
/devilish/
Dominic Martin
Yeah, this.
Can always just delete that image and repost it with the 'Reddit' watermark, no?
Well, that one fellow who leaked all those skins/heroes only surfaced recently. Bit sad to see it pop up.
Nolan Wright
Can still download deleted images. Especially if they've already downloaded such as manually saving, or a cache.
Jose Gray
KERRIGAN
Justin Sullivan
Cute Draenei hero when?
Juan Jackson
Wait till they get a load in me
John Powell
no horse dongs allowed m8
Luke Torres
But they put in Chromie, whose face looks like a horsecock.
Austin Perry
>tfw you will never crush insects as Tyrant Velhari your thoughts... insipid
Julian Sullivan
What did she mean by this?
Zachary Young
>Chromie >Not hot AS FUCK I get Veeky Forums love traps and are literal faggots but this is a bit too far. Soon I'll read that some faggot doesn't appreciate Tyrande's ass and thighs.
Charles Carter
>get silenced because my constructive criticism involves a lot of insults >now I can't even tell the shitters what to do
I mean I don't regret anything I do but come on at least put me with people who don't go hard into tilt the moment they start losing
Blake Clark
Chromie is cute in her art. But the in-game model looks like shit.
Brody Roberts
what do you even have to say to get silenced lol i'm surprised I haven't been slapped with a suspension yet
Xavier Morgan
Fem draenei are cute CUTE!
Austin Fisher
Chen is fun! He's FUN!
Nicholas Allen
>getting so mad in qm you get silenced ayyy
Christopher Young
Why are pandas so good? Every other hero is trash next to them.
Jonathan Wilson
t. aran zhu
Jacob Watson
>constructive criticism involves a lot of insults
Congrats user, you are fucking retarded.
Aaron Martin
Nova and LiMing sure tried. Leo got trait value. Poor little Kael...
Joshua Davis
are you ready to lose your bragging rights?
Jason Myers
nobody brags about being rank 1 it's not something to be proud of not being rank 1 is a mark of shame, though
Bentley Thomas
>skill rating based on personal performance sounds good but i think it's just too vulnerable to exploits to get a meaningful implementation
Juan Fisher
Yeah, that's the general consensus I've seen for MM systems like this for a while now. I sincerely doubt they can find a perfect solution that both is fair and feels fair, but props to them for trying. They're aware that people will try to game the system, so I think if they're confident that any system they come up with will work I have confidence in them.
Samuel Richardson
I've dropped from r13 to r18 in HL in the past five days. I usually take bruisers, solo tank, or specialist. I'm not amazing at the game, but 80% of my losses recently have been from teammates fighting each other or people who just pick whatever hero they want regardless of comp.
Do I even have a chance of making it to 10 for the epic mount, or should I try and find 4 randos to go for 10 in TL?
Juan Foster
Your soul shall be mine!
Hunter Young
TWILIGHT CALLS
Lucas Ward
that was a mistake
Cooper Perry
getting rank 10 in TL is way easier and fun, assuming you have a team of decent players on voice comms. i got it after the 20 placement + ~4 more games.
Jordan Nelson
I'll have to find some people and figure out if I need a mic on my laptop, thanks.
Grayson Williams
>assuming you have a team of decent players That's harder than grinding rank 1 alone in HL