>News - The Squid Sisters will be performing at Japan Expo in France on July 8th! twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/737935306075185152 - Would you rather Travel the Globe or Go into Space? The next EU Splatfest has been announced! - Another update has been announced for Splatoon, a balance patch to be released alongside the new weapons on July 7th. Patch notes: nintendo.co.au/support/index.php?action=help&helpcatID=353#Q0 nintendo.com.au/software-update-details-for-splatoon-ver280 - Sheldon's Picks Volume 2 is coming June 7. twitter.com/SplatoonJP/status/736467166631858176 - New Amiibo have been announced for the Squid Sisters, as well as recolored versions of the previous Amiibo lineup, coming in July! The Squid Sisters amiibos are to let you watch them dance and perform music. - Two new Splatoon dioramas are coming in July in Japan! One is a Squid Sisters stage, and the other Kelp Dome. You can place amiibos on them!
It only makes sense. Bitchy, egotistical, rude, non-empathetic - it's a perfect fit.
Wyatt King
You could've waited for
Camden Nguyen
She wants to sit on her own face?
Robert Thompson
OP pic will probably get deleted by mods soon, so let's go with a nicer one and say this is it
James Ortiz
Perfect fit, for the perfect girl.
Captcha: select all the Mariachi
Wyatt Lopez
That is a nice one, but why would the OP image get deleted?
Jacob Martinez
Why would it get deleted? And make a new thread then if you don't like it.
Dylan Long
>Perfect fit, for the perfect girl. kek
Jordan James
>splatoon.ink/ink link is still dead
Ian Ortiz
Hero for Overwatch with Inkling abilities when
Blake Rogers
Shhh
Joseph Stewart
It's a gore pic, though hidden under a lair of saccharinity typical of this artist Else, what do you think it's supposed to be depicting
Jaxson Stewart
The best thing about Calliefags is their blatant inability to understand why people like Marie. Even though their own girl likes Marie.
Thomas Perry
Just compare overwatc heroes to weapons
Roadhog is a zink splatling because hook and ult Mei is a jet squelcher because wall and ult There's probably enough gear to make you look similar to them too. You could make a whole gimmick about it.
Cooper Cook
What part of it is guro?
Isaac Cook
It's the same for Mariefags, as well The two of them are simply doomed to not like each other, probably because their personalities are so contrasting - it's unlikely one who idolizes one of them is going to think highly of someone who is the exact opposite
Jacob Turner
Nigger its not about the guns I want to shoot paint on the ground and use it to swim and climb walls and liquify enemies
Adrian Martinez
...
Nicholas White
I wonder how excited this artist is for the new splatling
Ian Cox
That's bullshit, they're both cute girls with likable traits and ideals. But at least one Calliefag can't help but arc up when someone states their affinity for the Marie.
Jacob Barnes
I wish I knew enough about OW to make a move list.
Though I guess more emphasis on mobility since there's squidding and super jumping.
Luis Gray
sauc pls
Jonathan Hernandez
For one, the bleeding, mauled face
Juan Hernandez
They're never going to do that. Mei already has a similar mechanic with freezing/liquify them and the brothers can climb walls.
They will probably just add a pyro who can shoot fire on the ground that can burn enemies.
Christian Morales
Widowmaker is E-Liter 3K Scope personified with Burst Bomb for close range and Echolocator Ultimate. All that's missing is Disruptors/Ink Mines
Elijah Hall
Like I said, it's the same for Mariefags Do you not remember last thread where a Mariefag started ranting about how Marie was OBJECTIVELY the best girl who was better IN EVERY WAY than Callie because some Calliefag said they loved her
Aiden Collins
Looks like sweat and an earring. It won't be deleted.
Brayden Ward
A primary fire, up to three abilities which all function on seperate cooldown timers, and an Ultimate ability, which you can think of as your Special. These abilities can range from dashes to bombs to healing; as droll as the game is it has diversity to its credit.
Juan Ward
Kek, I was just joshing before. Callie is lovely; probably objectively better than Marie because of her personality. I just find Marie more likable.
So it's just joshing when you do it And a "blatant inability to understand" when a Calliefag does it
Brody Torres
oh fuck off
Hudson Allen
I guess then an ability that greatly reduces or speeds up the cool down timer when squidding as an equivalent to regaining ink.
Isaac Flores
So? Do you know what people see in Marie?
Charles Reed
When are the new guns dropping?
Brayden Morgan
Primary is a splattershot, similar but bit slower than tracers guns
Ability 1 is ink puddle that acts like junkrats trap but heals you if you stand in it. Ink disappears after a while if not triggered
Ability 2 kraken/squid that has increased movement speed by swimming in ink, damages enemies if they walk onto. Ink disappears after a few seconds
Ultimate is inkstrike, after looking at a location you nuke that area for a short duration like an inkstrike, kills anyone caught in it. Like reaper from a distance
William Walker
I've personally no taste in her myself But Mariefags have said it's because of her witty humor, biting personality, bedroom eyes, comparative maturity, potential for a warmer side under her shell and so on I respect Mariefags, and realize that Callie likes Marie too; in fact, I cherish their relationship I just ask they respect us in turn, and realize that both sides have their problems
Cooper Phillips
is the patch out yet
Chase Sullivan
I take it all back then, you're a pretty cool guy.
Blake Kelly
There's nothing to respect out of Callie or Mariefags. They're both disgraces to what Callie and Marie are.
Aiden Adams
Update where? I want to get mad about how broken the new n-zap is already
Cameron Jackson
You too buddy
Juan Allen
Inkstrike would be pretty neat, there is no precision airdrop ability yet. Now I think about it Hanzo's Ult is basically Killer Wail.
Jacob Torres
It could either work like a beakon you place then calls the inkstrike to that location or like reapers blink ability where you see the location where you will blink to so you could see where the inkstrike will fall.
Ryder Rivera
Is there anything like Inkzooka? I know that Zenyattas would basically be a close range bubbler.
Jeremiah Edwards
>not getting mad about the bronze aerospray >fastest firerate >burst bomb >kraken under 20 sec
Dominic Perry
Maaaaybe Pharah? I don't think there's a dedicated bazooka attack like it, wiping out enemies in a line. Kraken would be sweet too, sort of like Genji's Ult except stronger and more direct.
Jace Hill
Aerospray has shit range and ttk. N-zaps is already good in ranked as is and giving it kraken would make it the most popular weapon there.
We'll have to see how good the aerospray with burst bombs is in combat if it helps it's ttk
Daniel Peterson
Fortunately the Aerospray by itself is pretty weak. Would it be worth running with Damage Up? Though that might seem like a waste next to the insta-kill Kraken.
Sebastian Flores
But doesn't Genji get to keep using his abilities like his attack dash during his Ult? Kraken is severally limited once people start shooting to stop it's movement not to mention the poor mobility.
John Turner
range don't matter when you have kraken ready all the time
>try to kill aerospray from medium distance >can't get close or you will be outfired >try to run away and get burst bomb
It is also one of the best guns that can literally stop a kraken by shooting at it. I know other guns and octobrush can do it too, but aerospray has one of the best close range shooter. But I am actually more worry about the Custom neo range blaster. >throw bomb >shoot
Instant kill
Benjamin Flores
They'd have to do without the movement loss then. In all consideration they could make touching it instant death and it would still be difficult to get kills with it.
Dominic Wood
Aerospray with special charge up/damage and swim speed will be fun to mess around with but I'm not convinced it will be any good. N-zap I'm certain will be top tier though.
Depends if it can kill from an indirect burst bomb hit and indirect blaster. If so then that's op
Brody Young
N-Zap covers the one weakness Kraken has; not being able to find your targets. The easiest way to counter a Kraken is to hide and wait for the Special to run out. Point Sensors mean you can't hide. Now what.
Evan Allen
>not juking the fuck out of krakens Once did that while the guy floundered about trying to get me, and I almost had him splatted once it ran out. His douchebag friend got me though
Ian Barnes
>literally being this mad because someone didn't 1v1 you
Jace Perez
>On Arowana mall >Enemy Krakens at mid >Swim up wall on the side >Kraken climbs after me >Jump off the top of the wall, over the Kraken, and escape Fuck yeah
Chase Jones
How long before I can play again?
Owen Scott
You will never be unbanned Robb
James Hernandez
When you say Robb, you're talking about Robbysnake right?
Samuel James
Actually, I'm back online. The rapid blasters feel amazing to use now. Nice work, Nintendo!
Dominic Perry
He's talking about Robbie Rotten
Easton Perez
IT'S HERE!!!
Jack Hernandez
>Depends if it can kill from an indirect burst bomb hit and indirect blaster. If so then that's op
Burst bomb without any damage up does 60 directly and 30 indirectly on someone with no defense up. Range blaster does 50-70 WITHOUT dmg up. It definitely can kill with indirects.
Jose Morris
EBIN
Dominic Wilson
>this artist That artist took a trip when the whole set was drawn.
Josiah Carter
hi rainy
Jace Taylor
so how come all humans were killed by the rising sea levels? not all the land was flooded, after all, so some humans surely could have taken sanction. and it's more than just humans - all forms of at least mammal life were put into extinction as well. it just doesn't make any sense.
Andrew Nguyen
human fuck the squids and became squidskid
Jacob Martinez
global warming fucking with the weather? Atmosphere made poisonous by pollution? There's a ton of stuff that could have happened and nature fixed while the sea life evolved.
Nathan Brown
that stuff would affect sea creatures too, though. global warming already takes its toll on ocean wildlife every day.
Hunter Murphy
Are the new weapons out yet
Ryan Wilson
there's more? I tried searching, not even google knows what the hell this is
Nicholas Brooks
Not equally, though. Something could have changed that was bearable to the sea life but unacceptable for humans.
William Young
Yes. Rapid Blaster is hype now. I'm owning these S rank losers in TC.
Nicholas Rogers
Probably sea levels accelerated as a result of nuclear war. Humanity destroyed itself.
Cooper Campbell
There's a lot, lot more. But I'm not reliving that shit.
Wyatt Roberts
They don't specify. My guess is they killed each other in their own land war
Hunter Thomas
>You've been gorging on nothing but sweets, haven't you EUGH
Samuel Butler
For human, we can see in the deep sea scrolls that they were too occupied with playing video games something /ink/ can't do to care about the rising sea levels.
Parker Fisher
There's a sunken scroll with the scientist who made Judd saying something lie "I warned them and they didn't listen" so I'm thinking global warming. The rising sea level fits in with that.
Owen Rodriguez
Unless war played a part in causing the sea levels to rise
Isaac Howard
>global warming
Al gore pls
Elijah Williams
Maybe but this is Japan. Do you think they would even consider that for a kids game?
Plus global warming is probably considered a more pressing issue than nuclear warfare, so they get a bonus stealth green message in.
Jace Nguyen
Nigga war is already in the game
David Smith
sometimes it's gotta be rough being able to read japanese, huh
William Martinez
???
Jace Jenkins
you can read the good but you can also read the downright horrifying, no doubt worsened by context
Luke Ross
How is that any worse than knowing English or any other language?
Tyler Mitchell
gooks are insane
Adam Butler
Ok, it's june 7th. Where are my new weapons?
Nolan Wright
it isn't but everyone here can read english, so we're on equal footing, and no one's posted horrifying spanish splatoon comics here, now have they