/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

hi please add sabin_vi to the gtag crew im sending my request now

>online takes 10 fucking years to log in
how can you people still play this mess?

>Joacimot

Quick warning to everyone:

CEO's do NOT get paid for selling cargo right now. The servers are fucked, and not paying out.

Me and my team just sold 20 crates worth 360k, and I got paid none of it for completing the drop off perfectly.

Fair warning to everyone. Just hoard crates, do NOT try and sell yet.

But I already accepted your request a couple hours ago

>2k for a box

wow great super amazing fantastic woo.

only the cars were the good part of this update.

>blowing up other's cargo
>not hoarding your own then selling for massive profits
fucking peasants in my general

>want to take the plunge and buy office, cars, and other big-ticket toys
>this happens
>mfw

Blitzed

The new van is fun! FUN!

>one day of issues = every other day when there aren't any

hmmmm not here on my end, this is bullshit

it was like this last year when i stopped playing too
fuck it was the reason i quit

invite to pc gtag pls

sc MakeAmericaGreat

>he thought rockstar would let him make decent money without buying sharkcards

One thing I noticed, the type of cargo you have in warehouse gives you same type of clutter items in your office. For example box of drugs next to 3 laptops, or mg and ammo at the conference table.

does anyone else make screenshots of the cool looking loading screens?
to use as wallpaper or something

same stats of the merrywheather jeep?

thanks for report

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I find it faster and more prone to toppling = FUN

I can see no downside to buying cargo with a little Dutch Courage.

Or a lot of dutch courage.

This will end well.

He's constantly pissy about something. He's one of the few annoying cunts in the PS4 crew

tugboat

nice internet

post hauls so far
here's my warehouse of around 400k in cargo

>my friend was banned for asking a question!
>we're professional hackers but we don't hack in gta online!

fuckin lol m8

I love this guy. He's so goddamn positive, even when you fail.

What's the female one like?

>I spent 3 crates at a time 18k buy over and over to fill small warehouse

pics

The way she calls me boss makes my MGS boner happy

what

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Ignore him, it's just his hormone treatment getting to his brain.

>tfw she calls me fearless leader

>Thank you for contacting Rockstar Support. GTA Online bans are the result of automated analysis related to modding in GTA Online, exploiting or abusing game mechanics, or otherwise interfering with other players' gameplay experience. If you are banned from GTA Online, your ban expiration date is shown in the lower-left corner after being returned to Story Mode following an attempt to play online.

>We generally do not overturn temporary bans nor can we guarantee individual responses to any temporary or permanent ban appeals; however, we will review the evidence you submitted and take it into consideration. No further information is required from you at this time, and this ticket will close on its own.

>Best regards,
>Rockstar Support

Nice automated response to a legitimate ticket there, R*.

Im so lonely.
I dont have anyone to play with, I just want to play with someone.

tfw can pickup goods as a hydra

>you need to be in a public lobby for the new shit

I've spent the entire day being reminded why public lobbies are garbage.
There isn't even a semblance of balance in the entire fucking game. Every fight is people spamming rockets or grenade launcher, or using some overly armored monstrosity, or a jet. It's rare to see a bullet, unless it's from the Heavy Sniper one shotting people with body shots. Then you respawn half a block away and immediately die again.

The pvp in the game is just such garbage, unless it's dicking around with friends.

Can someone add to PC crew?
dankmaymay

>cheated over 5 trillion since the ps3 release
>transfered to PC
>still no ban
>still have over 52m left

lol

Currently low in monies so I'll just be buying the 1kk building without accommodations or gun bins or any of that fancy crap.

Will I be able to upgrade it as muh financial empire develops?

I come back and I'm kicked from the GTAG group. What the hell is the main group now on PC?

>tfw in solo public lobby doing cargo pickups then VIP work inbetween to recoup the cargo purchase cost
gonna profit so much from this shit

>solo public lobby

what sorcery is this?

LF> associates to help carry cargo.

>not having the glitched 300k cargobob from the ps3/360

Join a public, unplug ethernet, profit

There was a purge of inactive members. Reapply and post your SC

yes, you can change anything you like afterwards

this basically. but the method i use is going into the network properties then diagnosing, to put it in layman's terms, it fucks up the connection just enough to disconnect you from the other players but not enough to disconnect you from the rockstar servers.
if someone does eventually join, just repeat the same method.
cargo pickups = picking up the special cargo in the new update, you dumb shit

>mfw all these poorfags scrounging for scraps with this update

ty user, glad to know!

>dressed like a shitter
>only one apartment and one garage
>no visible warehouses
>calling anyone poor

I have 5 warehouses, 3 apartments and 2 garages

sent a request to the pc group

Too bad you still dress like you're going to a paintball match

None of this is working for me.

Unplug ethernet, I lag out before anybody else does

diagnosis also does not work

pls help

Why are there two pc groups now? Or has there always been 2?

MONEY MENU WHEN
I'm sick of these new updates costing millions when the only reliable way to make money is repeating heists over and over
Really wish I would have got more than 5m from the latest cheat engine exploit

There's only one that matters and it's this one socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag

>the only reliable way to make money is repeating heists over and over
t. retard

What are the CEO jobs and how much do they pay?

Gotcha
Retard

Well then how do you make money? I haven't been playing religiously

Thanks

Glad to see this meme still lives on

invite to pc gtag pls

sc MakeAmericaGreat

>mfw changing wheels on the rumpo doesn't change the spares

how fucking long until R* makes this a thing that happens in the god damn game

Can't invite you because your profile is private. Either make your profile public or send a request to join and I'll accept it

Send an invite otherwise change your profile to public.
Only the leader can invite private profiles and he's out cold for all we know.

>Lost my custom plate
>Marshall isn't the country I picked anymore
Man what happened.

Alright now that your profile is public I sent you an invite to join

people like these guys are why i love force disconnecting myself from public lobbies to be alone

Is the new any faster than the old?

It's not like neo-/gtag/ is any better when it comes to names.

I meant new cargobob fug

Puchimas!

Someone please tell me to sell my Tampa, Sultan, and/or Baller LE

I can't do this on my own

You can test drive them in races friend, I just finished driving that new Windsor

thanks doc

>baller LE
sell it

reminder to report and ignore shitposters from /@/

MakeAmericaGreat uses a Kuruma and crewkills,
Kick when?

Congrats null, you finally a shop that didn't look like complete dog shit.

too bad it's unoriginal referential humor

>not using free winterfresh green

As always post screenshots of him crew killing repeatedly after being told to stop or fuck off

>MakeAmericaGreat uses a Kuruma and crewkills,
A /pol/ memester does that? Whoa

Bestia is ugly

Ur mother is ugly

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Why am I thinking of CWC now? Has anyone made a CWC character?