Dota 2 General - /d2g/

BASED CHARLIE DESTROYING EG

Radiance Vanguard void actually does damage its really nice.

>tfw you have a quarry to settle

Damn who else #cruzmissile now?

>/d2g/ is one person

That Anonymous isn't actually a username dear redditor. And no, you can't downvote me for this.

>Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=36485
>Guides: steamcommunity.com/id/RequiemOfRose/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>you mean roster changes
no black they mean something else

Official Dota countries power rankings:

1. Finland
2. Australia
3. Korea
4. China

POWER GAP

>Yurop

MASSIVE POWER GAP

9001. USA
9002. Canada

CHARLIE JUST CONFIRMED MASON AND ZAI ARE JOINING EG

FUCK OFF HENRY

>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist

CHARLIE CONFIRMS ROSTER CHANGES TO BOTH SECRET AND EG

HERE WE FUCKING BO BOIS

>TEAM(S) LOSES OFFICIALS BECAUSE THEY'VE BARELY PLAYED
>ROSTER CHANGES ROSTER CHANGES ROSTER CHANGES

Good God.

why is sniper not a viable pick?

JUST

At this point why not just pick spectre?

Real talk: Who the fuck is """"Charlie""""?

>1. Finland

ok.. like where this is goin

>2. Australia

what what

>3. Korea

this is pretty retarded

>4. Chinkland

kill yourself

Valvebro here. Just a heads up. We think that you guys should really consider killing yourselves.

We are currently experimenting with new ways to make you spend more money on our game but things aren't really going smoothly as they could be.

A certain someone keeps pushing the motion that we shouldn't delay Pitlord and that we should focus on fixing the fps issues that the latest patch broke instead of just putting more compendium goals for you guys to spend money on.

More immortals with broken particles, missing icons and incomplete game breaking cosmetics are what's on the table for discussion right now.

What do you guys think?

#WOAH

How new?

>TEAM(S) LOSES OFFICIALS BECAUSE THEY'VE BARELY PLAYED
They lost because the chemistry isn't there.
You're deluded if you think they've spent the past few months sitting on their asses doing nothing.

former eg manager

>ppd's twitter pic

absolute mad man

>inb4 rtz and zai back to EG
I will fucking laugh so goddamn hard

Dude started off doing Sumail's homework and now he's on the panel

Ex EG manager. He's like the DOTA dad of NA.

>Fuck you and fuck this gay ass fucking playerbase holy shit

It's all the esports shitters who lack any functional understanding of the game, or 2K potatoes who think the reason they're losing games is 'memeback' and not because they're just fucking shit

he carried peter with Storm in a pub a while back , he's pretty good t b h, around 6k I believe

I am so totally done with this fucking shit, man.

This game is a mess of code hammered into itself and build upon a complete mesh of instable versions. Every patch that comes out brakes more shit than actually fixes it and every time now since 2014 there has been a 3-4 Hero FOTM trend that keeps cycling to make the game more casual friendly.

Valvo knows for a fact that they can leave the game for broken and dead for months on in and push compendium bullshitting up your asses that despite all crying, it will still be steam's #1 most played game, since the community is filled with literally shit eater shitlords.

They give zero response, they give zero shits about balance, zero shits about support, zero shits about actual improvement, zero shits about new content and zero shits about anything that isn't jewing kids out of their parent's credit cards.

This is why they can push eccentric and useless, despite really "cool", stuff into Steam like VULKAN Support, which probably costed a precious amount of time and resources to develop that still even raw content when Valvo could have used the fucking 60 million big ones that they jewed over from DOTA tournaments to fix the game instead.

Now just think if all the money that went into the whole VULKAN Support shit had went allocated into fixing and improving DOTA 2. What kind of game would we have right now.

But instead, we have this, broken, mashed, hammered piece of shit, because yeah, no matter what, YOU SHITSTAINS WILL KEEP EATING VALVO'S SHIT BY THE SPOON AND LOVE IT.

Fucking end your lives, seriously.

So what does Bulba do before playing?

we starcrump now

I don't even play I just shitpost about Australia.

mub

Arteezy joining EG again would actually be hilarious. Him and PPD are like two tsunderes in love.

This would be amazing

Now that EG roster change is confirmed, will they need to go through open qualifier? It's not fair if they can just do whatever post roster lock without any penalty.

PURGE ON SUICIDE WATCH

Honestly Secret is probably fine in the long run

just let them play in some minors or something

WHY EVERYBODY INTERRUPTS PURGE JEESUS FAGGOTS

I remember when this was first posted.

It's all grown up now.

Brings a tear to my eye ;^)

>offlane isn't important
- /d2g/

DELETE THIS

Because PPD is a overrated passive-aggressive shit
Some strong rumors that Sumail and Fear were actually thinking about leaving EG because of that, we'll see if it actually happens now

God bless America
If Trump doesn't win. This entire world can go get fucked.

wank to anime

...

SOMEONE CHECK THAT PURGE DOESNT HAVE A GUN UNDERNEATH THE DESK

DONT LET HIM CHECK THE POLLS

>HI I'M NEW BOYS.

What's the matter, dude-bro?

Prop's up, bro-seph.

You've got your priorities straight, dude.

?????????

But I'm the one who made it to begin with..

>Time Walk
>Chronosphere
>Time Dilation

Different weaknesses, different strengths.

I have some inside information that this is EG's new roster is this:

PPD
Mason
Demon
Jigglebilly
Ixmike88

He's been behind the scenes of every NA Dota team that ever existed as a manager / babysitter. Even his compliments on how individuals have improved over time are the most savage fucking insults anyone ever gives because he knows everyone personally, like he's their father talking about how they used to piss themselves.

>naix is op
lmoa
just
> tp out
> force staff away
> pick bane
> pick oracle
> pick slark
> pick batrider
> buy ghost scepter
> buy orchid
> buy shadow blade
> buy blade mail
> pick morphling

Why else do you think PPD dumped his gf

HAHAHAHAHAH EPICCCCC MAN!!

KEEP PURGE AWAY FROM THE POLLS

not surprising since hillary polls well with shitskins

>you will never become captain of a team
>you will never represent true NA dota during dark times
>you will never go to a TI finals dressed as Captain America and help your team go undefeated

Did TP really ever cost that much? Thank god we're LoL now.

DELETE THIS

>Riki first 2 picked
honestly just nerf armlet a little more and this would be a goat patch

>EE cucked by PPD

IN A CHINESE DOMINATED SCENE

Gift me that new Nevermore Set, Adelaide....

Why aren't you in the discord?

>EG/Secret tweets from yesterday
>Charlie basically confirming roster switches
>Sumail burning out

EG: rtz, zai, ppd, fear, aui
Secret disbanded
C9 picks up Kaipi and forms:
sing, b7, ee, pld, sexybamboe

Remember where you heard it first

American politics feels like a bad version of "would you rather" that's spiraled way out of control.

WHY ARE THE FUCKING """""""""""PROS"""""""""""" NOT PICKING BASED TA TO CUT UP MEMETANKS WITH PURE SPLASH DAMAGE

WHILE LAUGHING OFF THEIR AUTOATTACKS WITH DEFLECTION SINCE MOST OF THEM DONT HAVE DAMAGE OVER TIME SKILLS

FUCK

TA NOT BEING PICKED OR BANNED IS TRIGGERING ME SO MUCH

i don't have any of the new sets

>Le California loves sanders
I almost believed this meme desu.

bane?

nth for 'go'za

>secret replaces rtz with bsj
screencap this

>jigglebilly
>mike
>demon
>mason

FUCK WHY CAN'T THIS BE REAL.

>C9 ROUND TWO WITH FUCKING BAMBOE

WHY CAN'T ANY OF THIS BE REAL

Is Lone Druid playable this patch?

She sucks this patch

Why would I be in the discord?

I'm not even online on Steam to begin with...

That discord stuff really isn't my style anyway.

>C9 picks up Kaipi and forms:
>sing, b7, ee, pld, sexybamboe

That is the most awful team I have ever heard of.

Because popular picks are fuck over TA herself.

>Beastmastear
>Weaver
>DP
just in this game alone

>sauce on top

the ultra california stereotypes love bernie. sometimes people forget just how big california is

>Crowd cheers every time invoker gets picked

Fucking pinoys

CHICAGO STYLE MASTER RACE

>thanks purge
lmoa panel shitting on purge

Are lower bracket games still BO1 today?

>get pulled out of high school to play video games for a living to support your entire family
>get kicked after a year
L O L
O
L

>He doesn't know about 'cago 'za

Fuck off

No, we've filtered the trash so it's BO3's all the way now.

Best of 3s.

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