/smgen/ - SMITE and Paladins General

Thanks.

Tell that to Bacchus

Best girl

Thanks Ashur! Made my incredibly and suddenly shitty night even better. Saved to my Nem folder, where it will be held with the highest regard and respect.

My god, i want to like Serqet, I really do, but every time I soli queue with her in any mode my team feeds their brains out before I can get my 3rd item online every fucking time and blame me for not helping.

I miss Beta/S1.
I would do stupid things like Scylla solo and actually win lane.

That would be impossible now

Magic pot soulstone u cuck

xth for summer

bikini skins when

we're seriously not gonna get summer skins this year are we

what if overwatch releases sexy summer skins? then what will we do?

We'll get a bellona one piece swimsuit that has a massive bulge.

SEX WITH CATS

one can dream

I miss a lot of stuff about preseason, like how ADC value was based on wave clear and stacking was a thing still.

I missed hitting the sprint like the gas pedal and killing anyone in the backline that was needed. I miss buying relics when you needed them and could rush sprint if needed or beads if needed.

I miss chaac release solo when you could dunk bitches all day with his ult under towers and give no shits. I miss mage solo as a whole, I miss warrior supports. I miss the old gold fury design. The only thing I don't miss is that god damn fucking cave at FG.

Odin supp and Guan supp are bae.

Could Odin + Zeus duo still work?

scott already confirmed a summer event, so more summer skins
it will probably be next patch

Everything can work assuming you get lucky, it being good is another thing.
Not being able to GBow spelled death for most mages adc but Sol and Clock.

>there are people in this thread with only 2000 smiteguru score

>Caring about an imaginary point system

>there are people in this thread with only 3000 smiteguru score

spoken like a true 2k baby
agoogoogaagaa waaah waaaaaah

I want Scylla to sit on my lap so I can pat her head.

ehh mehh

>patting her head
You degenerate.

>Queue arena in a party of 3
>One pub we get is a rama
>Immediately psyched as shit to get shit done, love some enthusiasm
>He goes 14 kills, 4 deaths
>On his 4th death he dies cause he took on the fucking team by himself when we were dead
>When he (naturally) gets mauled his mind fucking snaps
>Just sits in spawn being a crybaby, spams chat with "1v5"
>We actually nearly got beaten for it cause he sat around whining

We still won, though.

/blog

Goodnight losers.

sleep snug, smug.

Die of AIDS you worthless subhuman piece of inbred trash.
Sweet dreams

Fafnir is OP

How long does this maintenance take usually? First week playing.

Where did Nu Wa go tho?

What do you mean? It's back up now

Her minions were invisible on some skins and on others had wonky animations. They took her out temporarily while they fix her.

On ps4?..

>playing on consoles

I cant login too on my ps4

>you'll never be in a threesome with Kelly and Alyssa
>your dreams will never be reality
It hurts.

>the cat waves
Cute.

what the fuck is this shit, man ???

a ded game

I like how tier 2 skins are often some of the best

>group sex

Disgusting

that no dread queen
that no demonsoul

>use smite guru most popular items since i dont know how to make my own builds
>thor randomly has brawlers beatstick
>never seen it on another assassin
wut

It's pretty effective actually. Good for when you land a 2/4 and give someone a smack with your AA, and combo into a 1 or 3 or both.

Basically penetration.

>hooves

It's good on most ability based assassin liek Loki and Bastet

>>never seen it on another assassin
literally can go in every assassin.

From Bastet to Serqet to even Nemesis and on everyone.
Pen, reduces healing, good power.
Come on

Ah yes I see now that it is picked after titans and jotunns, so its just more penetration

>not Madame Blade
wew lad

>allied's brother has autism and is a cheerleader
that kid gonna get bullied to death.
Allied my man you gotta teach that kid how to punch, duck, block and tank hits.

>brother
>cheerleader
What?

He has autism. He probably thinks he's a girl.

>Has ass cancer
>Has autistic brother
Such suffering. Was there any update on his condition though?

Question to console players. Do you guys actually listen to your team mates? Only time I get reaction is if: i get BTFO, some guy bitching or in ranked.

>Catch enemy Mage at ~35% health with Nox 2+1 combo, certain death
>Charging...
>Freya banish

He got out of the hospital, things are looking good and hasn't done an update since may 22.
i take the lack of updates as a good sign and his high twitter activity as a good sign too.

Good to hear.

I have to say, am enjoying playing it on PS4 partially because the people who play smite on PS4 on average tend to be really bad and because it's alot harder to be toxic when it takes effort to communicate.

Not him but seeing as it's related to ps4
Is the viking questline worth buying?

ugh, people still go outta their way to PM you to call you shit if they did terrible
skins are pretty meh

WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO RAT? Holy shit this fucker is ridculously OP. The fucker is literally able to full on tank towers now. By himself. Wut? Like why did they buff him again? He was balanced as hell before this shit.

I want to see Fenrir in a speedo with an absurdly inappropriate bulge.

>He was balanced as hell before this shit.
Are you retarded? he was one of the worst gods in the game.
Now I agree he's pretty OP but before is was UP as hell.

its funny because he got nerfed this patch after his rework last one.
He was more broken on the last patch after his rework.

>hum maybe today there is gonna be a fun MOTD
>Joust the 2 of us

>play rat before patch
>get to mastery V with him, doing kinda okay
>play him after rework
>go 24-3 on my first game
>totally balanced

>Lifeguard Fenrir
>Runes become inflatable water wings
>lifeguard t-shirt on his torso, rescue whistle around his neck, aviators and a ballcap on his head, a bit of sunscreen along the bridge of his snout
>Speedo or swimming trunks also is worn, and finally flip flops on his hind legs

>his leap makes a splashing sound with water affects
>his howl is turned into him blowing his whistle
>his ultimate has a dog paddling animation with water affects around him, as he goes to "retrieve" a drowning victim and pull them to "safety"

I actually really fucking want this. Is it too late to submit skin Concepts? I know they called for them to be submitted a little while ago

I can pull numbers like that as Kali or susanoo.

Kali is fine because you are just gonna bully her for 30 minutes unless she gets really fed early on.

Rat and Susano start strong and end strong, its fucking stupid.

Fuck that sounds super cool

I want this ne zha skin...

of course the futafag killed the thread

When should ADCs be rotating, along with their support or only if they can push lane up a bit?

Apparently it's one of the top 5 most played MOTD modes.
youtube.com/watch?v=k2iOPtj09go

i got something more your taste

>Thumbnail
Of course the futafag is also completely computer illiterate as well

>Is it too late to submit skin Concepts? I know they called for them to be submitted a little while ago

Skin contest is over.

Is that a nigger for ants?

...

What's Herc afraid of, GodScylla?

no idea, it's preview art for the summer event

change solo with divine

Ah okay, looking forward to that. You think they'll have any more Olympic skins for the Mayans?
Mages return to solo when?
>inb4 never

>Trap
>Futa

Excuse me, but I don't want to be put in the same box as the futafags.

>I don't want to be put in the same box as the futafags.

Then it must suck to be you right now.

Are Sov and Heartward are support meta again?

>Then it must suck to be you right now.
Why? Trap fetish is not the same as futa. Futa is trash.

futa a shit

Armpits a best

>watching people play video games
>watching girls play video games
>obsessing over people you'll never speak to that don't even know you exist

sounds about right, nice general