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>STATISTICS
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>NEWS & STREAMS
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>BETTING
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gosugamers.net/dota2/gosubet
dota2bestyolo.com/

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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

1st for our guy

FIRST FOr shitskins suck!

it's a "it's a real thread" episode

First for love and peace

I want both mushi to win something slightly relevant and for misery to prove secret wrong
what do

Nth for fuck gookshitters

>NEWBEE ARE AFRAID OF LGD WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS AFRAID OF LGD
damn.

>eg actually lost

hahahahahahahaha

THICC

>OP doesn't try to force shitty memes
nice la

what if, for the team to access scan, it requires you to upgrade your fountain into an orbital command for 1k gold?

>Actionslacks

Time to mute the stream again.

based mods desu

...

s4

SERVES YOU RIGHT TIAGO, YOU FUCKING NIGGER

I'm deaf. Can someone describe the sound this ability makes?

REMINDER THAT MODS=GODS

no problem, thank you too~

>SUPPORT UPGRADE FOUNTAIN WTF
>ITS 5 MINS ALREADY WHERE IS MY SCAN

>yfw australia wins the majors

Please tell me that Xiao8 are not losing my immortals.

I thought chuan speaks English?

how does one actually stop newbee

More

*WHEN EVERYONE ELSE IS AFRAID OF NEWBEE.

Well at least they stopped Newbee's winning streak.
That's an achievement right?

>yfw tiago is furiously resetting his router right now

ffffffwwwoooooooooooouuuuuuooooooooohhh

Like when a vacuum is put on your penis
In other words like animal collective's STGSTV

WELCOME TO THE WHITE MAN THREAD

so chink rule again?

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

It's alright.

There were 3 DOTA threads created now.

I like this sort of chaos. It's actually more amusing than creating the actual thread itself.

...

What if the game started with only your throne and you had to construct all the towers and additional pylons by harvesting wood and gold with your creeps

Chuan has a volatile chin, sometimes it's 4 chins, sometimes it's 3, this time it was 2.

their streak ended a while ago

...

>doubting the best captain in the world
if anyone can keep your rares safe its xiao8

i want to lube Hao's boipucci

vocaroo.com/i/s0nXdMUDwZLm

there u go deafanon

>played named kaw kaw
>plays phoenix
dotards?

He does. But no one that works at valve has an actually functional brain. And neither does pinoys

Did you see the shitstomp in game3?

It was a 100% fluke loss lol and Newbee were fucking mad about it

Who's next?
I stopped watching the stream because only shitters care about the analyst panels opinions

Isn't this TI china's turn

We are rooting for the rapist right?

Maut is scheduled for casting LGD - Fnatic...
What the hell were PGL thinking when they invited him and Waga.

nah
LGD top3 as usual

Why would I do that though?

sounds gay and autismal as fuck
perfect game for soulless gooks who enjoy monotony

So can we agree Xiao8 is the greatest Dota player ever?

no

McRapeypants is a red blooded bully and is NO FUN

If you don't post "Imma rape you" in this thread, valve force 50% will kick in and your mmr will go down by 700 points

I'm rooting for good dota and hype ass shit

>chinks are gonna win doto again for the 3rd fucking time

That's not PPD

Listen nigga when casters are shitting their pants at Newbee's play and every other team is afraid of Newbee in Manila, Newbee are afraid of playing LGD.

Fnatic never stood a chance.

are we cheering for the director or the rapist?

no

Why do you type like you're still in middle school user?

One of these days I'm going to write a pasta about le quality dota.

youtube.com/watch?v=sMEErO1U1qY

I only just started playing again.

Holly shit, you get so much stuff from the battlepass/compendium thing now!

>100% fluke loss
?
Game 1 and 3 Newbee outdrafted DC
Game 2 DC outdrafted Newbee
That's all there was to it.

Why don't they make them fucking play right now? It'd be so much better to watch Dota tournaments, if games started one after the other.

im sorry my hearing is pretty bad
did someone say KuroKy?

>tfw I play CARRY Abaddon, CARRY Omniknight, CORE Jakiro and I have above 70% win rate with all of them

>tfw my now 51 wins / 16 losses CARRY Abaddon is the best CARRY Abaddon in all the /d2g/

>tfw that equals to a 35 wins to 0 ZERO loss ratio

>tfw you shitters will literally never be as good as this game as I am despite going full try-hard while I literally play casually in VERY HIGH SKILL BRACKET with one hand behind my back, literally: dotabuff.com/matches/1869884763

>tfw once the Manila Major is over and a new patch comes out before TI6, Abaddon will be top pick again

>tfw I am the true chosen by the mist

caught me ;)

it is china's turn
but more importantly
its xiao8's time to to win his second TI

That's right you do! Don't forget if you can
t level fast enough you can always purchase some levels, aim for that blood vial!

it's gratification inflation
dotards continually need more and more things to keep them spending money

me too

it's actually pretty cool how much stuff you get, way more than the older ones.

worth the money imo

what happened to the ashnichrist nudes

>divorcing your wife to play dota professionally

Xiao8 is literally our guy right?

IN A CHINESE DOMINATED SCENE

ez ban

@144828031

Ban evasion is a serious crime.

you ready for the best carry in the world ?

>Holly shit, you get so much stuff from the battlepass/compendium thing now!

Get outta here shill
We all bought it already

>check out the Thorin video reddit thread
>literally every single alliance flair poster are all anally devastated, going "DELETE THIS"

fucking swedes

literally goodArteezy without the negatives

Yeah, no.
No one's gonna win two TI.
East and West trade places each year.
Those are the rules.

So here you go mongoloids, for future reference you'll get the idea of how to build a position 2 CARRY Abaddon:

Start off with a ring of protection, two branches, some tangoes and a mana potion.

Your CARRY Abaddon is going to be a position 2 or even 3. You're never going to be a position 1, dude. Keep that in mind.

Build that basi ring next, get that fuckin' magic wand and some phase boots. Take that basi ring and turn it into a Vlads, and rush a fuckin' S&Y.

After this it depends how the game goes,you can just go a fuckin' basher and run to people and bash their fucking face if you're ballin' outta control and expect to finish early, or you can go Skadi into a AC.

If this goes really late, finish that fuckin' abyssal and after your skadi / heart + AC you can go MKB for the damage.

Max the shield first, 2 points into the passive, max the heal, finish the passive. Always max the ultimate whenever the chance.

If your team is fuckin' kuso ass shit, as they usually are, sometimes it's actually naice to build a aghanism instead of a skadi or heart and go for a AC after, because with the aghanism you can actually stop those shitters from dying.

Based Thorin

His wife left him.

No, we could never get married in the first place Fucking normie REEEEEEEEE

"wow fuck gaben fuck icefrog lol shit game shit matchmaking imba wow gg icefrog"
>proceeds to give money to these greedy fuckers because GOTTA HAVE MY COSMETICS!!!!!

cancer

nth for 'cago style 'za

I'm just saying its such an improvement from before. You got some immortal caches and an arcana vote and that was kinda it, now there's likes quests and mini games and shit

rate my dream team:
1. QO
2. Miracle-
3. Zai
4. fy
5. Chuan

Korean overlords will save us.

What's worse Gook domination or Chink domination?

Fuck off Thorin.

Hao/Mu/Banana or Xiao8 will win the next TI and there will be two time DOTABOWL champion and he will be the best player/captain to play this game

>he doubts the director

Did he lose half his prize money? How much time was he married?

SPEAK ENGLISH YOU PIZZA-POCKET-EATING SHITSTAIN