/wtc/ - Witcher and Cyberpunk General - (/krw/, /cpg/)

mouse or controller?

Mouse, of course. Who do you take me for?

I didn't have much trouble with the dummies after a couple tries to get the timing down, bu that fucking horseback fight with the rivian knight infuriated me.

Collect bandits arms and sell them
Made about 30k just in blood and wine on this

>tfw drinking neckker warrior decoction for 50% more mounted damage
no honor

i used mouse too
guess i'm just shit

this

>Vivienne edition
>Not cutie bruxa edition
Also
>Vivienne edition
>Posts boring notmalfag Vivienne instead of the top tier birdfu

I used controller, had little issue

Try holding the mouse button and not letting it up. It slows down time till you want to strike at the perfect moment.

I want to be Annarietta's loyal bard!

Doesn't matter when sword phases through target

best girl

How can you instantly die from being stabbed by a 1-inch hairpin?

If this was witcher 1 there would be a lot less strategically placed feathers
And she would be fuckable

It went right into the vital plot death requirement spot
It's probably around 3 or 4 inches though

This right here is a prime example why Yen is a piece of shit.

She's not wrong, you know.

Hjalmar is my pretend wife and should be yours too

she doesn't like dumb meatheads that get drunk a brawl
who cares

>ask her to come to viking dinner with viking bros
>says she'll gladly come
>proceeds to bash viking bros

Then later on in the quest she refuses to tell Geralt why they're risking their lives for some dumb mask. Shes a serpent.

Reminder that Skellige deck is CANON

Reminder that Skellige deck is non-canon. Gwent is an ancient tradition and it's perfect just the way it is.

I mean, my aunt is really racist, but she makes a mean casserole.

because she thought you'd disprove
she just wants ciri back, whatever the cost

like how she did necromancy and fucked up that garden in skellige

Aw yes the ancient tradition of gwent

Which Geralt a world traveler has never heard of until the year which Witcher 3 takes place in.

Dumb midgetposter

It was in the books, dingus
Granted, it was nothing like what we gave in the game, but atill

...

What does Yennefer smell like?

She simply states her opinion, which happens to be very accurate for once.

>she refuses to tell Geralt why they're risking their lives
Yeah, that happens a lot. Toying with Geralt is a pretty decent pastime.

Reminder that canon is a buzzword, the entire quest is a meme, and Skellige deck is shit.
SHIIIT!

>muh books

Shut up nerd

Want me to throw you into your locker?

>we will never get to play Barrel

Lies and cucking

>tourney turns into a 4v1
these teammates suck cock

Zoltan Chivay and field marshal Windbag

>getting this easily triggered
Holy shit.

I prefer that run away option though

Hedgehog dick.

It was about Yennefer, not Triss.

>"GOTTA GO FAST!" - Emhyr var Emreis, Deithwen Addan yn Carn aep Morvudd

>Its the Roach with no tail bug

This is killing me,my autism is ravaged

Any fix to this yet?

Replay the entire game when you get to viking land he'll have his tail back.

No and there never will be.
Regards, Marcin #52 from Money Printing

Geralt and Ciri :3

>Replay the entire game
>mfw i literally just finished another run a minute ago

Hello my wife's son!

>Trissfag being this autistic
What a suprise.

Skellige deck is so shit I had no chance in winning that gwent tournament in BaW. I could defeat monsters but nilfgard just steamrolled me. Northen Kingdoms any day.

Reminder that
>witcher Ciri
>saving Olgierd
>killing Dettlaff
are the objectively correct endings

I agree

Shut up, Fabio

Reminder that this user is a faggot and that
>bad dad
>save olgierd
>everybody dies
are the objectively correct endings

The epilogue is only appropriate for a Yen ending

>you will never shoot up a school with Dettlaff

>Yenfags think Geralt shouldn't be visited by his own daughter
>at his own house

>You will never be an autistic, emo edgelord like Dettlaff

>vanilla Ciri epilogue says they went their separate ways
>"I changed my mind xD"

>Ciri isn't allowed to change her mind

>mfw i pissed off guillaume
>i didn't even fug her

Don't know how i feel about this

>Cirifags think Geralt shouldn't live with love of his life.

>retconing is okay when it suits my agenda

She gets to be free

That is the best ending.
Guillaume represents the corruption of the Knight-Errant (or at least one aspect of it)
Consumed by Lust.

Toussaint feels just so fucking comfy.

Now I want to live on a vineyard in some warm place, probably around the Mediterranean, instead if my current shithole that alternates between a frozen wasteland or an Aushwitz tier oven.

> ywn work hard from dawn till dusk and give your wife a nice long night.
JUST

>disliking yen means I like Triss
Come up with something original.

If it were up to mean you would be able to romance Ciri.

>he thinks that means she isn't allowed to viait her father figure from time to time

post cuddly Birdfu.

Then get out there and make your dreams come true instead of dreamposting on a Mongolian arrow fletching chatroom

While we're at it, can we all agree that Ciri's alt outfit is the only good one?

>Yen's looks like a cheap whore's outfit
>Triss' looks like an expensive elven whore's outfit

>ban evasion

Why does Geralt even bother falling in love?

I know Triss/Yen are witches but witchers still live for fucking ever. Vesemir is at minimum 400 years old and is probably older.

>egg

Pickle pee!

>caging the bird with a faggot she doesn't love

Nope. In a few moments from the time of your image she will magically revert to her default because cdpr didn't think it was good enough to warrant rendering a scene for.

Because Geralt is a sperg who tries to live the normalfag life

>walk in the forest
>find this
>wat do?

>take her home
>tell her she doesn't have to explain but she will have to eat all the eggs

Pump her rump.

>no gentle back rubbing before

It still looks better than default

He immediately starts making bird puns once the curse is removed.
How could you not love him.

She is visibky worried when rock bagder hits him in the arena
And "true love" is the requirement for the transfer to work

The true question is: What would Andrew do?

I'm going to rape Yennefer at the vineyard when Geralt's not home

That would require you to become fictional and no longer real

get drunk on cheap vodka and write another prequel based on his bitter experiences with smug bitches.

>implying you wouldn't a poland pretend wife

> Daily reminder that Vivienne is a harpy and treats Sir Goldilocks like a lap dog if you make them be together.

>Yen's looks like a cheap whore's outfit
That's my favorite one...

Alt Ciri looks like some bad ''Skellige cosplay''

Any duchess porn yet?

Dandelion, please

Reminder that sorceresses live a pretty long life too. Reminder that Yen is ~100 years old just like Geralt.