/utg/ - Undertale General

Did he tie his ears in a ponytail?

>you will never be an attractive goatanon
just fuck my shit up guys

ye

I-I will hug you if you want i guess...

frisknapping

I colored in that disgusting nose nuzzle pic I made in the last thread.

Hohoho! Merry Christmas /utg/!

When I go back to work next week the guys there will ask me what I've been doing on my vacation and I'll reply with "nothing, absolutely nothing".

I don't know, to me watching others work always kills it. I have to find my own method of where to start and how to work on anything. It does help if I look at someone elses finished work but I don't copy work methods very easily.

Holy shit dude. Where did you come from and why haven't I seen your art before?

Are we not men?

y tho

That's gotta be uncomfortable, it's gonna cut off circulation or something

We are! For the most part

sans after watching the movie "Taken" one too many times

>you spoon asriel in your bed during a particularly cold winter's night
>you drape your arm over his side and place your hand upon his chest
>you run your hand back and forth gently along and against his soft fur
>his breathing slows and his body slides further against yours
>you tentatively run your hand further down his body to his belly and rub there for some time
>his breath becomes slightly heavier and sounds labored
>he shifts his lower half as you courageously press further downward with your hand
>as your fingers brush against his bare form, his body tenses and a sluggish breath draws inward between his lips
>you remain still for some time with your hand motionless against his lower body
>he relaxes once more and you begin to carefully poke about with your fingers
>you feel a hot, tense area and you rub it gently
>a weight brushes against your knuckles and along your hand
>you grasp it gently with your thumb pressed against the tip
>he gasps and pushes into your hand with his pelvis
>you caringly begin to massage him
>your thumb meets with your index finger and you tighten your grip slightly
>slowly but firmly you rub that same spot, causing asriel to mumble in increasingly pained tones
>you steadily speed up until your hand makes a soft sound against his body each time it returns
>you burry your face against his neck, eyes closed
>his shoulders tense and his back bends, pushing against your chest
>suddenly you hear a sharp breath and he lurches his lower half forward against your hand
>he pushes against your hand a few more times; each time has less energy than the last
>finally he grows still
>your hand is much warmer now, and your palm feels wet
>you release him and dry your hand against his fur
>you nuzzle the back of his neck and softly pat him with your hand
>it takes but a few minutes to drift off to sleep with the mostly quiet goat wrapped in your arms

reposting here for new thread

>First throat and chest burning
>Now I've got the hiccups somehow

It just keeps getting worse

Yup,like most of Veeky Forums there is a lot of dudes, they're probably a majority in the thread.
But we exist too even if we're a minority i guess?

>Mettaton
>not nose nuzzling a mirror

I'm not getting the mental image. they're hugging in the snow so user is on top and uf sans is on the bottom, face first in the snow??

DELETE THIS

i come from emurrica and it's because i'm just a shit artist

because

fuck logic, it looks cool

haha y-yeah
we're all guys here!
i-i totally had sex with a chick last night my bros!
testosterone! football!

i love you

there's something fishy about this user

Undyne?

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Nah,they're just out in the snow.
uf sans is just standing there and user hugs him from behind

not that kind of fishy

That would've been a good idea.

I'm pretty sure he'd just pick up Blooky and they'd fail because blooky has no nose but it'd be cute anyway.

blame alphys for letting him "borrow" the dvd and never giving it back.

I get confused
Priorities jumbled
But then I look at your face, it's
Real now love~
Now love here~

xth for flowey

I mostly said it because it reminded me of Undyne's "I mean, grrr! I eat rocks!" line.

Nah, I was suspicious at first but he said football so it's all right.

But user that's FORBODDEN
love

Y-Yeah we're all guys all right?!
>tfw i actually did the do with a girl since i'm attracted to them

I've always managed to cure hiccups by darwing my lungs full of air and then holding my breath like that for as long as I can. If you still somehow manage to hiccup while you're doing it then just do it again. Never had to do it more than twice at most.

wait so he borrowed it and never returned it? couldnt you just say he had "taken" it?

>football
Is that European football or american handegg?

Don't lie, user! We all know you've never seen tits that aren't pixellated!

>tits
LANGUAGE YOUNG MAN

DO NOT TOUCH DE CHILD

booby

I'm 6'1" and 95kg of angry skinhead. I lift heavy, work hard, drink my beer cold, I box in the ring, I've rode a harley from one side of the continent to the other, I smash guitar in a heavy metal band and in my down time I can't stop looking at pictures of cute goats here. Fuck.

But mom you just said it too!

give source

>you will never treat this user like the big bitch he is
feels bad desu

Super late nth for goat husbando

>tfw the dream I just had was about how poor I was and couldn't afford not shit food

You know it ;)

good one.

You're a pretty big guy.

The other day I had a dream where I was on a cruise ship but old statues shot up from the ocean and sunk the ship, and then I got sunk on some kind of island and got kidnapped by some guy who wanted to keep me and a bunch of other people locked up in some kind of house and dress up as clowns.

Here ya go user
DON'T TOUCH DE CHILD YOU FUCKER

Sounds like a super hero origins

guess i'm switching to binary

>tfw you can only buy shit food
when do i wake up?

haha i am living your dreams right now senpai
how does that make you feel

So am I though, my fridge has 4 eggs and a small carton of milk and thats it
you tell me

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my fridge has tomato sauce and expired milk in it
for dinner tonight i had refried beans on toast

I WANT OUT OF THIS TASTELESS NIGHTMARE

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>Go scuba diving with your favorite character
>Start to hear scary noises
>Look in the distance and see this

What do you do?

>for dinner tonight i had refried beans on toast
I feel like I would have just had those separate and it would have taste better but then again I really like refried beans

same desu

Get Asgore to throw his trident at it, that's what those things were made for right?

run nigga

Ask MTT what was in that glitter.

I want to kiss the skelettons

some kind of weird squid? keep distance and watch it

pray that your deaths will be painless.

Maayybeeee
ifukingdareyatodoitagainutg

That was a fun thread though

and another crossover I would draw if I could I had the power of art

Who is the Martin Luther of Undertale?

Why does this remind me of Mavis Beacon typing lessons?

kawaiitale

I ship Lord Darigan x Asgore

think about it

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I've played Subnautica, those are one of the few things that WONT kill you.
GTFO the water with Napstablook in case a Reaper Leviathan shows up.

"I want to kill it."
>You explain to Flowey that attacking the squid would probably result in both of your deaths.
>He pouts lightly, complaining about how he can handle himself.
>You don't really listen, since he does this all the time.
>Back on the diving boat, you notice an extremely dark and foul-smelling patch of viscera bobbing in the water nearby
>It's the remains of the squid you saw earlier.

you caught me

But the first time I heard the noises and saw it in the distance it was really scary

L-lewd.

Post more

i wish i had more but most of my mettaton comes from here

hnnnng look at him

hnnnng look at him also

you're welcome =)

AWW SHIT IS IT TIME FOR FLOWEY ALREADY

Real Flower hour

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i did you a flower, senpai

oh!! not him but it is cute!!

No.

Give me your cutes pics

I tried

Someone who sought to change the monsters typical views on life and religion?

Probably Chara to be honest.

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sure thing darling
let me just grab my camera ;)